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Lady Gaga Reveals Name of Her Blood & Semen Infused Perfume

Jessica Lapidos — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 14:34:40 +0000

Attention Little Monsters! Mother Monster has bestowed a name upon the one celebrity perfume we’re seriously excited about. One year ago, Lady Gaga set out to make a fragrance that smells like “blood and semen”. And now that work is complete. Though admittedly (and proudly), Gaga reports, ”Actually the perfume smells like an expensive hooker.” Just guess the name….

……And the perfume is called: MONSTER! Perfect, no? Much like Lady Gaga in general, the perfume’s title is spot on. What else could her Little Monsters possibly douse them(our)selves with? That girl is monster, m-m-m-monster. And now we can wear it.

“I wanted to extract sort of the feeling and sense of blood and semen from molecular structures, so that’s where [the rumours] came from, and that is in the perfume but it doesn’t smell like that,” explains Lady Gaga. Now, may we all smell like a Government Hooker.

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Pants Be Damned! Lady Gaga Needs Not

Jessica Lapidos — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 16:03:14 +0000

A few things are clear here as we see Her Ladyship marching through Manhattan’s wind-chilly yesterday. 1. Lady Gaga isn’t wearing pants. 2. Lady Gaga doesn’t wear pants. 3. Lady Gaga wears the proverbial pants of the music industry, and thus won’t ever need actual pants.

Seems a brisk fishnet no-heeled-platform stroll is just what Mother Moster needs to warmup for a sold out Madison Square Garden.

Oh, and 4. Her shoes are far superior to any pant on the planet.

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Make Those Morning Afters A Little Bit Better

Corey Moran — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:48:55 +0000

These sheets should at least delay the humiliation/vomit that may be an effect of bringing home the wrong girl from the bar. This duvet cover by Twister Duvet Covers will give you the opportunity to roll over in the morning and see a good body on your one night stand, before looking up to see a face reminiscent of Charlize Theron’s in Monster.

Don’t let the cover fool you though, the girl you snuck in last night is still pushing 300lbs underneath and you’ll probably have to search 30 minutes through layers of “baby chunk” to get to the promised land, but on the surface, it’s pure gravy.