If none of that sounds familiar, then you’d best get listening to Lady Gaga’s new album. It’s out today! Go buy it, I’ll wait…….. okay good you’re back. Now while you’re waiting for it to download, take a glimpse inside the Born This Way digital booklet of album art. That is one baaaaad Mother Monster.

Gaga morphs into a motorcycle. Is there anything she can’t do?!

The pronounced vision of her body prosthesis gives the pointed shoulder and strong cheekbones a hard on.

Pants? PANTS?? Gaga! In your gay wedding to the world you took a vow to never wear pants. I’m just feeling a little betrayed. No, your toplessness doesn’t make up for it…… okay maybe it does. Don’t look at me.

Gaga, the living breathing work of art, is melting into marble with the steaming heat of Fame.

I don’t speak German, but Verdammen Sie, der sexy ist!

She’s a soldier in her own emptiness. I salute.

Put your paws up.

She won’t poke holes in the seats with her heels.

Lady Gaga is a painting dripping in reality, evolving so fast the paint has hardly the time to dry.

Shouts to the Haus of Gaga and its monster allies:

Photography: Nick Knight

Fashion Director: Nicola Formichetti

Stylist: Anna Trevelyan and Brandon Maxwell

Hair: Sam McKnight

Makeup: Val Garland

Nails: Marian Newman

Chicks on bikes. Is there anything greater?

In this video, Abbey Lee Kershaw sexes it up in slow-mo on a very sexy crotch rocket. Everything about this screams sex, but something about Abbey’s childlike glances makes me feel a visit from Chris Henson is in order for anyone who watches this video.

Expect to see more of Abbey’s motor talents in the upcoming issue of Pop Magazine.