When In Doubt, Do The Lady Gaga

Edited by Princess Glover

Or when nobody’s checking for you and all you’ve got to your credit is a few forgettable magazine spreads and a catchy-turned-kitschy song, dress yourself in lame, impractical costumes that will inevitably catch someone’s attention and allow you to cling to your 15 minutes of fame just a little bit longer. Katy Perry makes for a poor man’s Lady Gaga in this loathsome sushi spread at the MTV Video Music Awards in Japan on Saturday. I guess it’s easier to turn yourself into a spectacle instead of making good music, or doing anything relevant for that matter.