We all know Mother’s Day was this past weekend (and if you didn’t you’re already introuble so it’s too late to make up for it), and I was fortunate enough to spend the weekend in Chicago with my brother, sister and parents. Now I hadn’t been there since I was seven, so I was eager to return. Little did I know some crazy shit was going to go down while I was there.

The Magnificant Mile, Chicago’s fifth ave. is full of big name designer stores including the illustrious Louis Vuitton. This would be the scene of some of a police shoot out that is 100% fashion worthy. According the Chicago Breaking News Center, a woman entered the store and purchased a bunch of goods that were assumed to be purchased on a stolen credit card. This was confirmed as soon as she returned to the store hours later to purchase more items (IDIOT!!!) Upon doing so the police arrived and the woman made a run for it. When she got to her get away vehicle the police grabbed her, at which time she reached for one of the officer’s gun, which resulted in the other officer shooting her fraudulant ass in the stomach…YES!!!! The woman isn’t dead but she is in critical condition. That’s what happens when you try and steal Louis in Kanye’s hometown!

Hey it could be worse she could have been taken down Kanye’s Mulfro, and that is a form of public embarassment I wish upon no one!

Oh yeah that’s what it looks like when you get shot on Michigan Ave. and yes that is the woman!