Sure the divorce came as  a shock to no one — except Humphries, but did he really expect to be the first person to find out when there’s an entire Twitterverse waiting to react ? — but how it’ll turn out is anyone’s guess.

Kardashian has already planned to deny Humphries in the way of spousal support and considering he’s currently unemployed thanks to some basketball lockout that I’m openly ignoring and thus willfully ignorant about, he’s going to have to lean on his reported $8 million worth. And when the NBA stops locking shit, he’ll have the pittance of $3.2 mil a year from the Nets.

Pardon me while I break out the world’s most obnoxious violin. [Huff Po]

Above: Jalen Rose rockin’ the red-striped power suit.

While Samaki Walker isn’t a household name, his suits are making big stirs in K-Mart parking lots.

Well done, Drew Gooden. Best to choose a suit that shows 1/16 inch of your tie.

There’s no excuse for having a suit that baggy, Tim Thomas – even if the best word to describe your body is “gangly.”

Darryl Dawkins might be a wizard in pajamas. Or perhaps he just prefers ugly suits.

Oh look. There’s Walt Frazier donning a vomit flavored, leopard-print number.

Admittedly, I don’t know who this guy is. But NO.

As an added BONUS, Craig Sager. This guy consistently wears the wackiest (worst) suits this side of the three point line.

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Yesterday at G-Shock’s unveiling of their “black label” collection of watches—Edifice, a nice little tidbit was divulged. NBA star Lamar Odom, who is also ambassador to the G-Shock brand, prefaced his humorous speech on the ultra-trendy watches by saying that he and his wife Khloe Kardashian will be launching a new unisex fragrance called…Unbreakable.

It’s due out by next Valentine’s Day.

Looking forward to the ad campaigns for this one. Who do you think will star? Khloe, Lamar or both?

Khloe’s sister Kim released a fragrance back in February of this years. Check out the ad campaign.

The Kardashian sisters also debuted their Beach Bunny Swimwear collection during Mercedes-Benz Swim Week in Miami. They had one of my favorite collections.

Kardashian sisters at Miami Swim Week

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Gram.

D.A.T.E.

Schmoove.

Y-3 by Adidas.

Sneaky Steve.

Why do guys commonly use the term “high-tops” to mean the classic Converse sneakers or the recently popular Nike Dunks? You can never go wrong pairing your black Converse with a pair of raw denim straight legs, a black button-up and a few accessories here and there. And we all know how versatile those Nike Dunks can be…a red and black pair to match your plaid or even neons to go with all of your hiliter yellows, oranges and greens. But take a look around…your brother, your cousin, your best friend’s uncle’s ex-wife’s son’s next-door neighbor ALL have these shoes. I assure you, there are other high-top options out there!

Above are a few pairs I came across while searching Ssense and Revolve Clothing. Although these high-tops are rather similar to the designs and concepts of Converse and Nike Dunks (slim fit, aeration pores, ankle laces) they have enough detail and flare to make them unique. Depending on the brand and material, these shoes can set you back anywhere from $100-$400…but it beats looking like every other Beatle band reject and fake NBA star out there!