Well if Mariah Carey is actually pregnant, after hearing this she might not be anymore. Unfortunately this Korean man murdered Mariah’s song, and not the unborn demon seed of unfunny man Nick Cannon. I would love to pay this guy to sit next to Mariah’s bed and serenade her into premature labor, and if he won’t I’m sure there’s a clinic in the Bronx somewhere that could give me a good deal on a “fix”. I know this all sounds terribly wrong, but the thought of there being another obnoxiously loud shrilling Diva wannabe makes me want to never have kids. So technically this is my first act of parenting, as I am protecting my future children from shitty musicians. Think I’m overreacting? Watch this video!

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Model Selita, best known for her work as a Victoria’s Secret Angel and ex-fiance to Nick Cannon, looks absolutely stunning in this draped beige colored gown, which compliments her skin tone. Even though I liked her with long hair better, her new sophisticated short do is very cute.

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