Really, Gucci Mane, REALLY? The absolute best idea you could muster for a face tattoo is a talking ice cream cone that shoots out lightening bolts? Fail.

Sigh. Tattoos of faces are always ugly, even when it's Eminem's daughter Hailie. Is it just me, or do the teeth always look crazy?

Classic example of why it's a bad idea to tattoo your significant other permanently on your body. When Jermaine went for a near life-size portrait of then boo the Virgin Janet, I guess he had no doubts about ever leaving her side. Without a laser, she won't leave his either.

We know you love your baby mama Mariah, and a small tribute to her Miminess would have sufficed. I would be very annoyed if I was her and had to look at this every day.

Kurt Cobain and Elvis - brothers for life? Mr. Limp Bizkit thinks so if he dared brand himself with a tat so offensive. My stuff is going limp just looking at this mess.

The face tattoo to end all face tattoos, Mike Tyson's tribal tribute is the ultimate flunk. *Wondering how Mike Tyson fits into the musician category? He starred with Wayne Brady in a video remake of Bobby Brown's "Every Little Step" awhile back.

Is Birdman expecting a helicopter to land on his scalp? If so, I get it.

Who told Jamie Foxx this was a good idea? I just... can't.

If Avril weren't such a wiener, maybe her "Fuck" tattoo wouldn't look so terrible.

Oh the tramp stamp, a surefire way to land yourself on the worst tattoos list. It's people like Cheryl who have forever ruined butterflies for me.

While a convicted batterer, many girls would still drop their crotchless panties for Mr. Brown. Even Rihanna wants another piece of that cake cake cake cake cake cake cake.

The "Seven Days" singer has been hitting the weights hard as of late, causing renewed interest in his career...or at least renewed interest in his physique.

D'Angelo may have gone through a rough patch -- leading to this infamous mug shot -- but he's back working on his fitness, though let us all rejoice in the halcyon days of "Untitled (How Does It Feel)"'.

Meanwhile, who knew John Legend had it goin' on like this? Not I. Not. Effin'. I.

Anyone remember Lil' Romeo, aka Master P's son? No, that's fine since he's not so lil' anymore.

Weezy F baby, please say the baby

Over 25 years after first extolling the virtues of his radio, the ladies still love cool James. Now even more than ever.

Way before he was scoring Oscar nominations and producing Emmy-winning crap like Entourage, Mark Wahlberg was better known as Marky Mark and even scored a number 1 hit with the Funky Bunch, "Good Vibrations."

Nick Cannon's status as a rapper or singer is dubious at best, but you can't argue that Mimi's house husband's got a body that won't quit.

Sammie first hit the scene in 1999 at 12 years old with "I Like It" and will release a new album this year -- I don't care what it is, but I already love it.

Biebs, take a note. This is how it's done.

- Queen Elizabeth will give the late Elizabeth Taylor a run for the bodacious bauble money when she puts some of her most important jewels on display in August as part of a celebration honoring the monarch’s 60 years on the throne. [WWD]

- Steven Tyler in a speedo. Proceed at your own risk. [Just Jared]

- Yves Saint Laurent has hired 11 law professors from across the country to lay the legal smackdown on Christian Louboutin and his trademark infringement case. [Telegraph]

- Nicki Minaj‘s line of nail polish for OPI includes such names as “Pink Friday,” “Metallic 4 Life,” “Superbass,” and my personal fave, “Did It on ‘Em.” I don’t know what layaway look like — Bitch, I can’t even spell welfare! [SheFinds]

- Mariah Carey tweeted a picture of her and house-husband Nick Cannon in the hospital after he suffered ”mild kidney failure.”  [ABC]

- The Kardashians are starting a magazine about their favorite subject: the Kardashians. As if keeping up with them wasn’t pointless enough. However, their lawsuit against Star magazine might get in the way. American Media, the company Kim and co. are working with on this egregious  use of perfectly good trees, owns Star, which accused the First Family of Public Whoring of using slave labor in sweatshops. [Styleite]

- Whatever you’re doing, stop it right now and go here to birth your very own My Little Pony. Mine’s the baddest pony on the block. [via Refinery 29]

- Multimedia artist Colette Maison Lumiere thinks Lady Gaga, specifically Mother Monster’s Barneys Workshop, copied her work and made a little video to elaborate on it. [The Cut]

- “I think one of the most flattering things I’ve ever heard—you know, I almost fell out of my chair when someone called to tell me about it—Alexis Bittar’s PR girl has a tattoo of me on her wrist. It’s a very good portrait! I haven’t seen it in person, but apparently it looks just like me.” —  90-year-old sasstronaut Iris Apfel on the kids thinking she’s cool, or hot or “whatever the expression is.” [Fashionista]

And what would a dramatic weight-loss story be without a cover of Us Weekly? Bam! And what would a comeback be without an inspiring song to shove down people’s throats (and just in time for the holidays, whaddya know?)

Boom! Mimi’s recorded a new track, “Make It Happen,” not to be confused with her old “Make It Happen,” which I still dust off and jam to when the occasion strikes me. The new “MIT” will appear in Mariah’s new Jenny ads, since she’s signed on as their latest spokesman.

Congrats, Mariah! Now, you can focus on mounting a proper comeback to support your family because I think we all know Nick Cannon‘s paper route isn’t going to pay the bills. [iVillage]

- Lindsay‘s having fun again! If fun construes drunk-crying, sloppily clawing at a curtain and screaming about being deserted by your friends. Which, last time I checked, it does. [Gawker]

- And speaking of amazing crazy people, Mariah Carey‘s back! Making her first public appearance post-baby, Mimi took to — where else — HSN to talk about how hard pregnancy was (47 weeks!), push around the camera crew, debut her new British accent and trot Nick Cannon out for the lambs, while babbling about her wares some intern briefed her on seconds before air.

- James Franco, the poor man’s Renaissance man, shot Agyness Deyn, Natalia Bonifacci and Imogen Poots as eternal rebel, James Dean for Elle. [Elle]

- Jessica Simpson‘s come a long way from moderately successful/talented pop tart to…respected (?) businesswoman. Next step towards legitimacy? Mentoring aspiring designers on NBC‘s Fashion Star hosted by Elle MacPherson. Keep on trotting, lady. [Fashionista]

- Alber Elbaz debuted Lanvin‘s new kid’s line and it’s haute cute-ure. [Styleite]

- Mariah Carey may have — allegedly — given birth to twins recently, but Mimi is already back to work.  After all she now has three mouths to feed — though I think it’s cute that Nick Cannon pretends to work. Mariah’s “remixing” a trio of scents under the name Lollipop Splash Remix. A cameo by Puff Daddy and Ma$e is sure to follow. [WWD]

Nick Cannon prodigy and Cherry Tree Records signee Colette Carr dropped her highly-anticipated single “(We Do It) Primo” this morning!

Listen to it here and come back in a couple weeks to read our official review (In celebration with the Itunes release!)

The “Back It Up” singer of both NCredbile Entertainment and Cherry Tree Records announced her debut single “Primo” via a Cherry Tree Records Radio Show, Friday morning.

Apparently, it samples a Keane song while Frankmusik slams the beat.  Millenium throwback properly!

Listen to the clips below, where Colette talks about her Ex-Boyfriend, Twitter and the “Primo” video.

Colette Announces her first single “Primo”:

Colette talks Twitter:

Download   “It’s Real” and “Shutchyamouth”  on the Bandpage tab on Colette Carr’s fanpage now!

LINK LOVE: COLETTE CARRS BLOG

- Jimmy Choo is willing to spend £500 million — with the aid of a few backers — to regain his old namesake label. Now I guess Jimmy Choo will know how it feels to go broke trying to buy a pair of his shoes. [Fashionista]

- Leave it to Mimi to paint a butterfly on her soon-to-pop baby belly. Though by the looks of the artwork and the spelling of “dem babies,” methinks Mariah’s other little one, Nick Cannon must have gotten into the finger paints. They’re so cute at that age. [Perez Hilton]

- Lil Wayne covers the latest issue of Interview Magazine, wherein he gets grilled by alleged racist Paris Hilton. The two have surprisingly a lot in common, like they both know: what it’s like to be in jail; what it’s like to make it rain on strippers at 18 years old; and what it’s like to bitch slap Lindsay Lohan. Interview Mag: building bridges. [Refinery29]

- Lady Gaga celebrated her birthday the traditional way: by blowing out the candles on her birthday cake, wearing a nude body stocking and doing a mariachi cover of “Born This Way.”  [Twitter/YouTube]

- Prince Harry threw brother William a stag party this weekend and though the affair was private and sealed off from the prying eyes of the paparazzi, rest assured that “Prince William dropped his trousers and downed pints of bitter as he and brother Harry gave their royal cousin a boozy stag weekend to remember.” Whatever that means. [Daily Beast]

- The Celebrity Meltdown has become the golden ram for the press these days. Catch a celeb on their drunken, coked-up, hooker-drenched downfall and the issues go flying off the stand. So it’s good to know who may or may be following in Charlie Sheen‘s winning footsteps, though I think we all know Miley is a safe bet. [College Candy]

Tia Wong is the PR lady at Nick Cannon’s entertainment outlet NCredible who just just happens to have great fashion taste!

Tia’s blog makes affordable style guides for fashion lovers and documents her adventures with Nick Cannon’s artists such as Colette Carr, Aaron Fresh and The School Gyrls.

LINK LOVE:  Tia Wong

Jezebel is reporting that Mimi looked a little less…plump on her Christmas special last night (right), as opposed to her recent gig on HSN (left). With a little help from her camera friends, Mrs. Canon managed to tighten up her frame without ever setting foot into a gym.

I’m not at all surprised that Mimi would change the aspect ratio of her entire concert special. I mean, that’s just classic Mariah. Classic, crazy, spray-painting-abs, stripping-down-on-MTV, only-eating-blue-M&Ms, marrying-Nick Cannon classic Mariah. 

The fact that she’s schilling on HSN, however, is a new low.

LINK LOVE: Jezebel

Cherrytree recording artist, Colette Carr, has a super cool new blog that everyone should check out.

You can read it here. Also read this great interview of Colette at AlexKazemi.com.

Finally you can download her mixtape here. Happy listening.

Mimi sadly suffered a miscarriage when her and husband Nick Cannon first got together but says she was able to conceive naturally despite the past incident.

You can watch the Today segment here.

LINK LOVE: Jezebel

Well if Mariah Carey is actually pregnant, after hearing this she might not be anymore. Unfortunately this Korean man murdered Mariah’s song, and not the unborn demon seed of unfunny man Nick Cannon. I would love to pay this guy to sit next to Mariah’s bed and serenade her into premature labor, and if he won’t I’m sure there’s a clinic in the Bronx somewhere that could give me a good deal on a “fix”. I know this all sounds terribly wrong, but the thought of there being another obnoxiously loud shrilling Diva wannabe makes me want to never have kids. So technically this is my first act of parenting, as I am protecting my future children from shitty musicians. Think I’m overreacting? Watch this video!

Thanks Youtube

Model Selita, best known for her work as a Victoria’s Secret Angel and ex-fiance to Nick Cannon, looks absolutely stunning in this draped beige colored gown, which compliments her skin tone. Even though I liked her with long hair better, her new sophisticated short do is very cute.

Thanks Fabulousness