RED CARPET REPORT CARD: Fergie in D&G

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

In this edition of Red Carpet Report Card, Fergie will be graded on her D&G Fall 2011 look worn to the 2011 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards. See how she looked after the jump.

The Top 5 Most Stylish Nicktoons

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Way before Pokémon swept in and fuckachu’d kids cartoons forever, Nicktoons ruled the airwaves.

Who Lives In A Posh-apple Under The Sea? Victoria Beckham!

Edited by Kirby Marzec

If there’s any reason to reincarnate your childhood Nickelodeon escapades, it’s because our little prima donna of fashion, Victoria Beckham, is making a guest appearance on Spongebob Squarepants! The role shan’t be hard to play as Beckham will do the voiceover for a British princess! Producers say Posh was a natural and a pleasure to work with, though it’s nice to know Beckham isn’t joining the multifaceted celebrity brigade as an actress anytime soon! Here’s to hoping her character is just as fashionably fabulous as she is! Oh, the kids must be so proud! 

Thanks NY Mag!

Fashion F*ck Ups: Rihanna

Edited by Corey Moran

You may think I am overreacting or that this is a bit over the top, but believe me when I say that there are times I look at Rihanna and the sight of her makes me wish I was blind. What the hell is this? She makes Marilyn Manson look hot, and he performed an entire show with ass-less pants on once. I thought we cleared up this whole thigh high boot situation with her once already too. She is trying way to hard to be this trendy bondage goddess, when all it’s doing is making her huge hips look even bigger. The worst part about the whole situation is that she is praised on all these TV networks (Disney and Nickelodeon), yet she continues to publicly floss her ass and cooch on stage. Seriously Rihanna, I think that all the 15 year olds in the front row were puking everywhere because they drank too much Apple Schnapps from their parents liquor cabinet before the show, I think it’s because they had front row seats to a view of your birth canal.

Thanks Rihanna Photos well…for the photos

Indies To Watch: Victoria Justice

Edited by Corey Moran

With Miley Cyrus’ inevitable falling out with Disney not so far off in the future. Nickelodeon is trying to push their new stars into the spot light. Now as much as I hate giving into these new school teenie bopper kids, their impact on their demographic is ridiculous. If you think that designers and fashion people just turn a blind eye to them because of who they are and what they do you’re a fool. Victoria Justice of Nickelodeon fame Zoey 101, is bound to rank up their with Demi Lovato, The Jonas Brothers and Selena Gomez as one of the popular kids stars. Although Victoria can give that Urban Outfitters catalog vibe at times, she had potential and I can definitely see her getting draped in some fine designers in the near future. So don’t be surprised when you see her looking good in some upcoming pictures, because I told you so!

Thanks to Just Jared for the pictures.