Fergie will be rated on the below categories, five being the highest and 1 being the lowest.

Fit: 4

Appropriateness: 5

Trendiness: 4

Styling: 4

Shoes: 5

Hair: 4

Makeup: 3

Pose: 5

Confidence: 3

Only Fergie could wear a dress this ridiculous and make it look amazing. Love her shoe choice too. But hair/makeup is a little off, and she looks like she doesn’t want to be there. Other than that, looking fly.

Doug, Rugrats, Aaaahh! Real Monsters (I want this tattoo) Ren  & Stimpy, Rocko’s Modern Life and Hey Arnold! are major touchstones of my life.  I continued watching them past the age where cartoons could be watched without fear of social stigma, and continue to watch them to this day thanks to the magic of the internets. These shows were not only far more profound and witty than they had any business being, but also featured some of the best dressed characters of the 90s. Below, please find a list of the Most Stylish Nick Toons…Ever.

Thanks NY Mag!

You may think I am overreacting or that this is a bit over the top, but believe me when I say that there are times I look at Rihanna and the sight of her makes me wish I was blind. What the hell is this? She makes Marilyn Manson look hot, and he performed an entire show with ass-less pants on once. I thought we cleared up this whole thigh high boot situation with her once already too. She is trying way to hard to be this trendy bondage goddess, when all it’s doing is making her huge hips look even bigger. The worst part about the whole situation is that she is praised on all these TV networks (Disney and Nickelodeon), yet she continues to publicly floss her ass and cooch on stage. Seriously Rihanna, I think that all the 15 year olds in the front row were puking everywhere because they drank too much Apple Schnapps from their parents liquor cabinet before the show, I think it’s because they had front row seats to a view of your birth canal.

Thanks Rihanna Photos well…for the photos

With Miley Cyrus’ inevitable falling out with Disney not so far off in the future. Nickelodeon is trying to push their new stars into the spot light. Now as much as I hate giving into these new school teenie bopper kids, their impact on their demographic is ridiculous. If you think that designers and fashion people just turn a blind eye to them because of who they are and what they do you’re a fool. Victoria Justice of Nickelodeon fame Zoey 101, is bound to rank up their with Demi Lovato, The Jonas Brothers and Selena Gomez as one of the popular kids stars. Although Victoria can give that Urban Outfitters catalog vibe at times, she had potential and I can definitely see her getting draped in some fine designers in the near future. So don’t be surprised when you see her looking good in some upcoming pictures, because I told you so!

Thanks to Just Jared for the pictures.