“It’ll be very digitally oriented and high-tech,” the designer said of his line, christened Formichetti. Rather than debuting each season during fashion week, Formichetti will launch online some time in 2013, independent of seasons. “We’ve been working with the same fabrics, the same techniques for hundreds of years. That’s all great, but we need something new.”

Formichetti is working with an undisclosed technology company to create clothes that could possibly use solar power to charge the wearer’s phone and new fabrics and materials that could mold to a person’s body — “Why do you have to have a zipper when you can have a jacket that’s molded to your body?”

After years of devoting himself to various projects, Formichetti is finally devoting some time to himself. “This year I wanted to focus on my own dream. Being a stylist, you always hide behind a brand, but because of Gaga and Mugler, I needed to come out onto the scene. I had to embrace it.” [WWD]

Banks previously tweeted that she would attend the annual ball on the birdlike arm of Alexander Wang: “I can’t wait for the MET ball! I’m going as Alexander Wang’s date. He custom made my outfit and shoes ! !!!! It’s soooo hot !”

Then yesterday she revealed, also via tweet, that Cinderella/Rapunxel was not only going to the ball but also werqing the ball: “I’ve Been invited to Perform for PRADA next week in NYC! Gonna b so lush !! Let’s see what new songs I debut there!#metball2012″

Both posts have since disappeared but a tweet’s not like a regrettable one-night stand you can pretend never happened. It’s more like the resulting venereal disease that will haunt you for the rest of your days.

Anyway, let’s all hope for pictures of Anna Wintour sweeping the floor with her ass as she, Grace Coddington and André Leon Talley shut down the dancefloor. [Styleite]

Photos: Male Model Scene

- Speaking of the Obamas, the campaign’s Runway to Win e-commerce site went live today, featuring designs by Proenza Schouler, Marc Jacobs, Diane von Furstenberg, Alexander Wang and —  for kicks — the House of Dereon. [Runway to Win]

- Will wonders never cease? A Top Model contestant actually becomes a top model. ANTM‘s Cycle 10 reject Fatima Siad — the second coming of Iman — landed Hervé Léger‘s spring 2012 campaign. [The Cut]

- Blue Ivy Carter is officially a hitmaker. The less than a week old diva-in-training is the youngest person to enter the Billboard charts, riding on the coattails of daddy Hov’s “Glory.”  No one’s ready for this baby’s jelly. [People]

- Calvin Klein and his jailbait lothario Nick Gruber are apparently “on a break.” Guess Calvin finally put Nick down for his nap. [NYDN]

- Indie Music Style Star Azealia Banks is going Gaga, working with the Lady’s right-hand queen Nicola Formichetti on her latest video. [Fashionista]

- Nike‘s agreed to pay a group of nearly 4,500 Indonesian factory workers $1 million in overtime, which roughly comes out to the price of a pair of Air Jordans per worker. Congrats. [The Cut]

- Lingerie models stripped down to their skivvies in Paris’ Musee d’Orsay as part of a publicity stunt for panty purveyor Etam. Museum officials, however, were not amused. Mostly because they did it without getting permission to film in the museum first. [Huff Po]

Combining the familiarity of nature with new technology, this dress is intended to be a distraction from the human body. With 3D glasses, it will take you into a biotechnicolor world. By

Let your insides burst out of you with a skin tight 3D exoskeleton. It comes with a free pair of 3D glasses so you can watch the magic happen in the mirror, and share the shock factor with friends.

There's a wolf in there, but you'll need fancy glasses to see it.

Leaves falling all around the third dimension float down on this dress from

This last one is a pair of leggings, and they're made with 3D digital printing to get your illusions on optical mode.

All jokes aside we’re loving how fashionable the little boy from Canada has gotten. Can we talk about the Dolce & Gabbana he’s wearing on the cover or the multitude of Mugler in the spread.

- Paris Hilton‘s smelling all the way to the bank. The heiress has been standing (and probably occasionally kneeling) on her own two  for some time now and she’s claimed that since 2005 her fragrances have brought in over $1 billion. If only I had gotten in on the sex tape market before that bubble burst. [Just Jared]

- Ladies in London stood up for their vaginal pride in a Muff March back in December. [VICE]

- Tumblr is getting into the editorial game, hiring a crack team of journalists to “help promote stories people write and share” on the popular blogging platform. Since its inception, 30 of Tubmlr’s blogs have landed book deals, meaning that we can look forward to the further disintegration of literature and a couple more  Fuck Yeah! tomes for good measure. [Gawker]

- Isaac Mizrahi is now a married woman! Mizrahi sat down with his sister from another mister Wendy Williams, revealing that he had recently married his boyfriend of six years. Turns out Wendy and Isaac share the same wedding date, though Mizrahi chose to elope to city hall in lieu of a big ceremony. However, Mizrahi’s not taking a one-year anniversary to-do off the table and naturally he would get Vera Wang to design his gown. [Styleite]

- In other same-sex couple news, the Will Smith-Jada Pinkett divorce rumor fire gets further stoked with the latest news that Jada has hired celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser. [Huff Po]

- For the first time — but certainly not the last — in history, digital music sales surpassed physical sales. Lady Gaga is 2011′s most streamed artist; Nicki Minaj‘s “Superbass” the most-streamed song; and Adele‘s 21 and “Rolling in the Deep” the best-selling digital album and song, respectively. [CNN]

- Lauryn Hill‘s gorgeous 12-year-old daughter Selah Marley is a dead-ringer for her mommie dearest. [The YBF]

- Ryan Murphy cast leading ladies from his two hit shows, American Horror Story and Glee – including Lea Michele, Dianna Agron and future Emmy-winner Naya Rivera – in an editorial homage to his favorite horror movies for Elle. As usual, Amber Riley is conspicuously absent, but considering twas a horror-themed shoot, she was probably killed off in the first 5 minutes. [Elle]

-  French fashion chain La Redoute was apparently asleep at the wheel when it ok’d this image from its latest campaign featuring four adorable kids…and a naked man not-so discreetly (un)tucked into the background. Either that, or this is an ad for their newest To Catch a Predator children’s line. [Styleite via Stylist]

This is not your ticket to Electric Chapel.

Will Gaga fight back with her arsenal of sharp, explosive accessories?

The hacker ran into Lady Gaga's piano. He ran into her piano 9 times.

The giant piranha has been lonely and hungry from its Monster Ball respite. Looks like someone could do with a tasty little spammer.

You've been a very, very bad, bad hacker, hacker.

She'll shoot you the old fashioned way with two semi-automatics.

Or she'll shoot you mid-shoot out of her tatas and burn this bitch down to the ground.

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Nicola styled himself (of course) for photographer Christopher Makos and wears some stunning makeup courtesy of Maki Ryoke.

Photos via: NicolaFormichetti.com

The workshop takes over the entire 5500 sq. ft. men’s floor and turns it into 8 stations: Candy Shop, Toy Shop, Closet (for apparel and accessories), Library (for books, CDs, media, and paper goods), Gallery (for collectibles and specialty items), Jewelry, Boudoir (for candles and cosmetics), and Holiday.  Our favorite pieces included a tiny mp3 player that had Gaga songs pre loaded, a baby sized motorcycle leather jacket, and crazy unique sets of elaborately accessorized press on nails.

Pick up your favorite pair of Lady Gaga approved sunglasses

This mp3 player comes pre loaded with 22 Gaga hits for your entertaining needs

These motorcycle jackets come in sizes from baby to adult, but we loved the pint sized one the best

The easiest way to get Lady Gaga's signature bow shaped hair is by...buying it as an adorable attachment.

From chains and studs to colors and sparkles, these press on nails give you an instant over the top manicure

Ok so a voodoo doll might not be the ideal charming present, but something about this Lady Gaga doll is just oh so cute.

Gaga crowned the ribbon cutting ceremony in this custom Karl Lagerfeld creation

Photos: Out Magazine

Andrej Pejic

Brad Goreski

Tim Gunn

Marios Schwab and Jonathan Saunders

Nicolas Ripoll

Peter Som

Nicola Formichetti

Jack Calhoun, President of Banana Republic

Gareth Pugh

Gaga’s Workshop will host some 170 items for sale, such as a $95 snow globe, a $68 handmade chocolate skull or a $65 claw Christmas stocking in which to stuff them. A new item will be revealed everyday from now until the Workshop’s launch during the “12 Days of Gaga” on the Gaga’s Workshop microsite; today’s featured gift, for instance, is a Gaga face cookie circa her “Telephone” heyday.

Hidden around the city and barneys.com are stickers bearing special codes one can scan or type into the microsite to unlock more info about the Workshop, while Willy Wonka-esque Golden Tickets will be given away to 30 lucky Monsters — allowing them a trip to New York and invitations to the opening of this modern day Chocolate Factory. To enter for your chance to attend the ribbon-cutting and launch party, visit here.

Working with Barneys creative director Dennis Freedman, Formichetti and installation artists Eli Sudbrack and Christophe Hamaide Pierson of Assume Vivid Astro Focus are turning Barneys into a winter wonderland with eight imaginative stations. “We have a candy shop, which is a sculptural piece that holds the candy; the boudoir, this giant wig that will host all the makeup, fake nails and lipsticks; the spider with Gaga’s face with all the fake jewelry and stuff, and this giant pop-up book for all the books Gaga chose,” Formichetti explained to WWD.

Other features include a three-dimensional train for stuffed animals and a giant topiary spelling out Gag’s name, in lieu of a Christmas tree. And flanking the 60th Street entrance will be a giant Gaga monster, dramatic cat-eye and all, created by Sudbrack. Even the famous Barneys windows will undergo a truly Gaga transformation, with four different themes inspired by the Lady’s songs, such as one display completely rendered in “Hair.”

Formichetti also had an invaluable source in the grandmother of all Monsters, Mrs. Cynthia Germanotta. “She knew Gaga’s favorite chocolates or her favorite books when she was little.” Formichetti said. “We really wanted this experience to be like going through her memories, in a very surreal way. For that, I needed the help of Mrs. Germanotta.”

Just last week, mom and Stef Germanotta launched the Born This Way Foundation – to which 25% of all sales from the Workshop will go — to further empower youth and promote equality through antibullying, self-confidence, mentoring and career development programs.

Gaga’s Workshop opens November 21 at 11:59 p.m. and will stay open throughout the night and into the next day, finally closing on January 2. However, if you can’t make it into New York, or if you’d rather avoid the life-sapping holiday shopping crowd, a significant chunk of items will also be available for purchase online so you can still buy yourself some subversive Christmas cheer. [WWD, sub req'd]

Rendering of the 60th St entrance

Mother Monster

Handmade chocolate skull, $68

Choco-Skull

Gaga snow globe, $95

Gaga globe

Christmas claw stocking, $65

Santa claw

Rendering of stuffed animal train

Train time

Rendering of the jewelry spider

Gaga Spider

Rankin

Nick Knight

David Sims

Terry Richardson

Jake & Dinos Chapman

Damien Hirst

Sam Taylor-Wood

Katie Grand

Katy England

Alister Mackie

Nicola Formichetti

Alexander McQueen

Vivienne Westwood

Gareth Pugh

Go to Kickstarter to help Boffo participants create mind-blowing spaces for you to enjoy.

The Haus of Gaga found a home with Mark Foster Gage and Marc Clemenceau Bailly. With Nicola Formichetti, this room was a reality for a monstrous two weeks, thanks to Boffo.

Minimalist meets deconstructionist in a space pares it back. It features Patrick Ervell's clean menswear in a space that Graham Hudson has gutted into a beautiful space. OPEN NOW! In their

With Irene Neuwirth's fundamental inspiration being the ocean, in swept Marc Fornes of THEVERYMANY to surround her precious stones in a solid seascape.

The most hardcore way to go for the glitter is with a full-length red carpet ready dress. Elie Saab nailed this in emerald during Fashion Month. We can’t wait to see who wears this on the red carpet.

“The two worlds are just now beginning to come together and as we continue to push the boundaries, just like this virtual project, we will continue to explore what is possible and where fashion and technology will continue to merge. It’s exciting!…[Eventually] fashion and technology will become one, virtual fashion will become a core part of the fashion industry.” — Nicola on the relationship between fashion and technology [Dazed Digital]

The golden latticework was digitally designed as flat pieces and riveted together to from this organic, dare we say, Snork village. To see it in person is spectacular, not just to understand the structure itself, but to marvel at the gemstones from Neuwirth’s collection. We spoke to her briefly at the opening about how she decided on Forbes.

“I had five architects to choose from and I was instantly hooked with Marc.  His design looked like jewelry and the color was really incredible. This has been the best experience. I sat down today and can’t believe it came to reality!”  We were eager to talk to Marc himself about the design but his wife went into labor an hour before the event so needless to say he was preoccupied.

Store hours will be: Monday – Saturday from 12 PM – 7 PM and Sundays 12 PM – 6 PM with press previews and special events throughout the span of the series.

Located at 57 Walker Street the installation will be open until October 12th.

Irene Neuwirth and Marc Fornes

Gaga gave details about the Mugler woman in a raspy whisper. In a nutshell, “don’t f*** with the Mugler woman”, she is quiet and strong, and she will eat you.”

The quiet, carnivorous Mugler models entered the runway in elegant designs that resembled paper cutouts from a Tim Burton film, with a more sophisticated touch than the Fall/Winter 2011 liquid latex S&M looks. The looks were actually wearable.

The slicked hair, lime green lips, glitter eyebrows, needle thin stilettos and asymmetric cut-out costumes in white, black and neutral tones with pops of color were designed for the futuristic sophisticate.

Formichetti took to Tumblr throughout the week to tease fans with tidbits of what to expect at the show. As usual, Gaga + Formichetti = captivating fashion theatrics, though we would have loved to see the Mugler muse werq her way down the runway again.

See the full show here.

Deer Dana was founded in 2008 by by designers Dana Veraldi and Kevin Tekinel. Their signature collection of tees and totes feature the images of icons both mainstream and underground. the label has collaborated with prestigious name susch as: Adidas, Tory Burch, Gap, and most recently Olivier Theyskens for Theory‘s Fashion’s Night Out.

The hand drawn design are so cool and perfect for any pop culture junkie.  Not to mention if you have Leigh Lezark on you’re side then you’re pretty much stamped as an official cool kid. Check out a few of our favorite styles below:

You may remember that Gags stomped down the runway for Formichetti’s debut collection with the brand last fashion week, putting to shame many of the professional catwalkers who toppled over in their impossibly high tranny heels. Well, get ready to be upstaged again, ladies.

The short features a new Gaga remix — adding to the 3000 remixes already making the gay rounds — and will premiere at the Mugler show on Wednesday September 28th at 9:30 pm — which I’m assuming is French time, making it more like 3:30 EST.

In the run-up to his spring 2012 collection, Formichetti will release teasers of the film via various social media networks and starting today the adorable panda will take to Tumblr as he liveblogs from the Mugler atelier. [WWD]

The mini-film was shot during the making of the Lady’s “Yoü and I” video with style direction by Nicola Formichetti. And frankly, it’s a lot more enjoyable than the finished product. [Fashionista]

Designed by Gage/Clemenceau Architects, it’s  got enough mirrored surfaces to send Lindsay Lohan flying right back into rehab. But you have to admit, it’s eye-catching — just don’t catch too much or you might end up with a migraine. But then again, the walls have to compete with a selection of Formichetti’s pieces selected from his work with Mugler and of course, that monster mother Gaga.

The kids at Nicola’s apparently had a few technical difficulties with their registers on Fashion’s Night Out, prompting the stylist-cum-designer to (jokingly, we think) tell everyone to just take whatever they wanted. Luckily for us, everything remained in tact and there’s still plenty of Mugler — both womenswear and menswear — as well as iPhone cases, jewelry candles, t-shirts and exclusive designs by emerging international designers to go around at 50 Walker St from now until September 21st.

A 3-D avatar of Zombie Boy

“Video is more descriptive, more entertaining and, really, the most detailed way to present a collection,” said Kamali,who will be showing her spring 2012 collection via a 3-D short film on September 14th. In addition to the film, Kamali created a 3-D lookbook that can be viewed in different formats — including the good ole-fashioned red-and-blue cardboard glasses — at normakamali3d.com starting September 15th.

Mugler creative director Nicola Formichetti on the other hand worked with fantasy-gaming company, CCP Games, to create a video featuring an avatar of his muse, Zombie Boy aka Rick Genest. The video that will be shown on a seven-foot screen at Formichetti’s BOFFO pop-up store opening September 8th at 57 Walker St. Viewers will also be able to manipulate the angle and speed of the video using an iPad docked at a nearby podium.

In the video, Zombie Boy wears a leather jacket designed specifically for the 3-D environment and while Formichetti concedes that they could “make that into a product,” he’s “excited for the idea that it doesn’t actually exist in the physical world. It’s not about a product or a T-shirt. It’s about a new idea.”

And I’m excited for this 3-D interactive video, mostly because I’m a nerd at heart; though I will say, real Zombie Boy is a lot cuter — and, funny enough, less creepy — than avatar Zombie Boy. [NYT]

Gag’s little sis, Natali Germanotta, is the odds on favorite — possibly for the Haus of Germanotta – with notable runners-up Nicola Formichetti (natch), Gareth Pugh, Atsuko Kudo, Donatella Versace and Vivienne Westwood.

Stella McCartney and Donna Karan are the least likely candidates — I guess a shawl-collared jersey wedding  gown is a bit at odds with the Gaga aesthetic. But what about a Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen creation? I wouldn’t put it past the Lady to get married in the exact same dress as Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge…only because it would be hilarious.

As for the material of the dress, bets range from balloons to flowers and glass.

But here we are putting the unicorn before the cart. News of Gaga even dating anyone is news to me, let alone getting married. I’d hope if Lady Gaga were getting married she’d at least have the decency and class to whore the story — and herself — out, Kardashian-style. [WWD]

The idea behind this new fashion adventure is “to remodel the styles of classic icons from the past, for example, Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelly, and Katherine Hepburn.” Well, you can never go wrong with old Hollywood, I always say, and it would be interesting to see Kitty Hep’s trouser-loving style translated by someone not really known for wearing pants.

Natali, a Parsons grad, is already outfitting an off-Broadway show and will presumably handle the lion’s share of design duties; especially since big sis is stretched thin as it is, what with the demands of being a global phenomenon and all — something I can identify with (no big deal). Gaga the Younger is rumored to be “coming up with a slew of design options” and rest assured, “everything will have their twist on it.”[Grazia Daily, Daily Telegraph]

- Daphne Guinness on first meeting Alexander McQueen: “I admired him and didn’t want to meet him because I am quite shy, but Isabella [Blow] said I must. But I didn’t want to be a groupie. It had to happen organically. You don’t have to know someone to love their work. One day he saw me walking across the street in his kimono and he ran up to me and said, ‘I’m the person you don’t want to meet!’ We went to a pub and hit it off. Of course after that I was so irritated not to have known him before!” [Fashionologie]

-  Let’s just hope you wipe this down before sticking it in your USB drive. Or your computer. [Refinery29]

- Images from Carine Roitfeld‘s Barneys fall 2011 campaign starring Crystal Renn and Fei Fei Sun are out. [Fashionista]

- Cathy Horyn is over Fashion’s Night Out…and pretty much everything. [NYT]

- Beyoncé, being the altruistic diva she is, showed her support for Nicola Formichetti by dropping a cool $2100 on some Mugler pony hair platform heels when she paid a surprise visit to Curve butique on Tuesday. [Page Six]

- Meanwhile, I have a new hero. Crashing a car while “admittedly drunk” and sexing in the backseat. That’s going above and beyond the call of duty. [Gawker]

Brazilian-born installation artist Eli Sudbrack of Assume Vivid Astro Focus — working under the direction of Barneys creative director Dennis Freedman – developed the artwork for Gaga’s Workshop, which will be featured throughout the workshop, in display windows, on shopping bags and in packaging.

The workshop — open from mid-November through January 2 — will be a Gaga-inspired shopping environment featuring limited-edition gifts designed by the popstar and her wonder twin, Nicola Formichetti. Barneys.com will also carry these gifts — which include candies, toys, apparel, accessories, candles and cosmetics – through a special microsite with 25% of sales from the workshop being donated to a charity of Lady Gaga’s choosing.

“Holiday is about joy, sharing and inclusiveness, and to me, Gaga really represents all of that,” explains Mark Lee, chief executive officer of Barneys New York. Lee took his inspiration from Gaga’s recent takeover of New York landmarks — “from Carnegie Hall for the Rainforest Benefit to the Metropolitan Museum and the Today show at Rockefeller Center” — and, of course, Babs Streisand‘s first TV special featuring a performance in Bergdorf’s.

While Gaga is expected to show up to the unveiling of the workshop, Lee hopes that she’ll be so “blown away” she puts on a little show of her own right then and there. Ugh, imagine? It would be something of a miracle on Madison Avenue. Oh, I do believe in Lady Gaga! I do! I do! [WWD]

Photo: Milk Studios

In addition to his own brand, NICOLA’S will showcase 12 young designers from China, “cool stuff from Japan,” Uniqlo, a performance space as well as creations he’s done for Mugler and go-to muse Lady Gaga. NICOLA’S will be open from September 8-21 at 57 Walker St in Tribeca.

Meanwhile, Formichetti also describes his vision for Mugler:

I want Mugler to become a digital global brand. I want to create a new kind of fashion brand, a new way of looking at fashion and take a step into digital communication. A kind of brand that hasn’t been seen before, something new for our next generation. 

The future of fashion:

For me, the digital approach is very important, it’s the future. But we should not forget about our reality, the physical world. We always need to embrace new things, but never be dependent on them. There will be fashion magazines on paper and on-line. The fashion industry as a whole will shift towards digitalism too. I don’t really know how, but it’ll be great! I love change!

And his trials and tribulations at Starbucks:

 I used to hate my name, I always thought, Nicola sounds a lot like a girl..And Formichetti is just weird.. kind of like Spaghetti! I always wanted to change it to Nick, and my surname to Williams.. or Smith.. Nick Smith. I always got embarrassed at Starbucks, when they asked my name..I said its Nick..didnt want them to make weird faces. I guess I got used to it now.

I used to feel the same about my name, then one day I woke up and thought, Lester Leon Talley Ross is not so bad after all. [Milk Made]

There are not too many stylists that get the credit they truly deserve for all the hard work they put in. For that reason we’re dedicating a post to those stylists whose personal style is just as great as their styling projects.

1. Darius Baptist

Annabel Tollman

Zanna Roberts Rossi

Nicola Formichetti

June Ambrose

Niki Schwan

- Nicola Formicehtti said what we’ve all been thinking — “…old people should just be old and go away.” –  so what? [The Cut]

- Kim Kardashian is bored. [Refinery29]

- DailyCandy wants you to “Go Big” or go Home..or Go Fashion, Food & Drink or Beauty with their “Start Small, Go Big” — connecting you with some of the country’s most prominent entrepreneurs. The bigger, the fiercer, I always say. [FashionIndie]

- Leave it up to Terry Richardson to perv up Kate Moss’s surprisingly classy wedding. That said, his pictorial guide to her festivities is irresistible, especially since he’s taken said photos off his Tumblr (not to worry, you can still see them after the jump!). Something smells suspiciously like Wintour. [Styliete & The Cut]

- Shocking absolutely no one, Calvin Klein moved his face long enough to break up with his younger clone – ahem, 21 year-old boyfriend – Nick Gruber, to which Nick responded: “Ck and I Broke up. HELLO SUICIDE!!!!!” They must have had such a healthy relationship. [Styleite]

- After just about everyone ‘Bitch, Please’d Nicola Formichetti over his fear of curvy girls, the creative director at Mugler has issued a statement about how much he loves working with fat people. Excuse me, “non-skinny” people. [Fashionista]

- On Good Morning America this week, Beyonce “wore a perforated long-sleeved bright yellow leotard with a fringed skirt” that would be questionable on anyone but her, and a look that may have coerced me into saying anything nice about the outfit. [The Cut]

- Alexa Chung, if you were wondering, Uncle Karl does not love all his children equally. A tip sheet from his Chanel show reveals his personal rankings for attendees. According to Karl, Diane Kruger & Joshua Jackson are now one person. [Fashionista]

His Tiger Beat-esque Vanity Fair cover is the worst(-selling) issue of VF in 12 years and his  covers for People and Teen Vogue performed well below their averages. Has a cure finally been found for the dreaded Bieber Fever? [WWD]

- Coco Rocha blogged about her move to Wilhelmina. [Modelina]

- Chloë Sevigny is so cool she’s uncool. And being so uncool, she’s the coolest person ever. [Refinery29]

- Seems like I’m not the only one who was less than enthused about Dior’s Fall 2011 Haute Couture show. [Styleite]

- Despite knowing and liking John Galliano “a lot,” Tom Ford is adamant about not being a racist. [Fashionista]

- And despite styling last January’s V Magazine‘s “Size Issue,” Mugler‘s creative director and Lady Gaga‘s stylist, Nicola Formichetti does not care to work with the fats. Speaking to W:  “I was only used to dressing models and skinny kids. And I turned up and it was, like, three fat guys. I just left. That was the last time I tried to work with fat people.” I once had the same reaction at a Dairy Queen. [Jezebel]

Models Travis Cannata, Matthieu Charneau, Esmir Redzepagic and Alex Eroe strip down, oil up and get four kinds of homoerotic (that’s two more than the usual high fashion editorial) for photog Branislav Jankic‘s lens, all under the watchful creative gaze of Formichetti himself.

In other news, Nicola Formichetti hands down has the best job in the world and I’m so jealous I’m going to watch the Brothers of Arcadia film till the wheels fall off. And by “the wheels,” I clearly mean “my wrist.” [Nicola Formichetti's Blog!!]

I’ll toast to that. Happy Humpday. Enjoy the show. And watch the Mugler men’s collection in less than two hours – NOON E.S.T.!!

Link Love: The Cut

- Naomi Campbell is digging her coke spoon into a big ole pile of Studio 54 nostalgia with her just-announced denim line with 70s style staple, Fiorucci. [Styleite]

- Urban Outfitters‘ board is not only racist, but also in denial about it. Other objects of their incredulity: evolution, the Holocaust, homosexuality and quality fabrics. [The Cut]

- Supermodel Liya Kebede will be giving face for L’Oreal, her first gig as a major brand ambassador. [Fashionista]

- A teaser of Nicola Formichetti‘s homoerotic film for Mugler Mens debuted today and I’m already on board. [Hint]

- The disgruntled and dismissed Marc Jacobs employee who’s suing his former employers over the alleged sexually-charged atmosphere, Patrice Lataillade, is being sued by Marc for more or less embezzling money and inflating the company’s profits. Both sides says the other is lying/deflecting/hamming it up but no one’s paying attention to poor Helena Bonham Carter who apparently lost her shit while all of this was going on. [Styleite]

NICOLA FORMICHETTI – BOFFO Building Fashion 2011 from V Magazine on Vimeo.

Among the other fashion visionaries working with BOFFO are American jewelry designer and celebrity favorite Irene Neuwirth; 2011 CFDA Menswear Designer of the Year nominee Patrik Ervell; winners of the 2011 Ecco Domani Fashion Foundation Award for Womenswear, lingerie label The Lake & Stars; and 2009 CFDA Vogue Fashion Fund finalists Ohne Titel.

From May 19th- July 4th BOFFO will conduct a worldwide competition in partnership with Architizer in search of world-class architects to pair with these innovative fashion designers. Architects are asked to submit design proposals expressing their vision of a retail space for their fashion designer of choice.

Winners will be awarded $20,000 to build and install their installation.

The 2011 BOFFO Building Fashion Schedule:

- Nicola Formichetti | September 1-14

- Irene Neuwirth | September 22-October 5

- Patrik Ervell | October 13-26

- The Lake & Stars | November 3-16

- Ohne Titel | December 1-14

Throughout Fall 2011, you can visit the amazing architectural transformations taking place at the BOFFO Building Fashion Tribeca location generously donated by Mody Lipkis with the assistance of commercial brokerage firm Lansco. [Vimeo]

- The next chapter of that sad story will actually begin on June 22nd when Galliano takes the stand. It was previously thought he would miss his first day in court due to rehab, but he’ll be there with his couture bells on. [Vogue UK]

- Noted paragon of virtue, Lady Gaga, flashed her aquamarine mirkin at the MuchMusic Video Awards. [Styleite]

- Meanwhile, BFF Nicola Formichetti is flashing some serious man-skin for Mugler‘s upcoming menswear show in Brothers of Arcadia, a two-part promotional video inspired by the Greek gods. And in a move the ancient Greeks would no doubt applaud, an uncensored version of the videos will be available on XTube. [Fashionista]

- Kate Moss is marrying Jamie Hince in two days and the monumental event, dubbed Mosstock, will apparently be at the super’s home and will provide guests with a “full festival experience.” [Modelina]

- The latest rumor about former Vogue Paris editrix and current Independent Woman, Carine Roitfeld, is that she is starting her own independently published magazine. [Hint]

[Nicola Formichetti's Blog!!]

Hillary Clinton getting the big picture in Rick Owens.

Fierce Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama telling it like it is in Proenza Schouler. What, no McQueen this time?

Doonan decided former Prime Minister of Ukraine Yulia Tymoshenko needed more Dior Haute Couture in her life. As does everyone.

Susie Bubble wants Home Secretary of the United Kingdom, Theresa May, bubbling up in Versus.

Though she hardly needs the help, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy gets reworked in Stella McCartney. Only gripe, where’s the goddamn heel?

Samantha Cameron, wife of the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, looking felicitous in Felicity Brown.

Former French Presidential candidate Segolene Royal going to werq in Dries Van Noten.

Nicola Formichetti threw First Lady of Cameroon and all-around fabulous black lady Chantal Biya in some Mugler. That heel is presumably also 24 inches.

Queen Rania of Jordan gets short and flirty in Erdem. Meanwhile, she’s a queen, for Elizabeth II‘s sake, not a starlet going commando at a film premiere.

Last, and certainly least, Sarah Palin, looking chic on her way to ruin what’s left of America in Christopher Kane. I can hear her cackling even through this illustration.

What do you think of these politically-charged high fashion makeovers? Personally, I think Hillary looks the best out of all of them —  giving goddess realness while sacrificing none of the power she’s been harnessing in those pantsuits over the last decade or so.

Link Love: Vogue UK

Lady Gaga’s nips posed for their very own photo op on the red carpet before being covered up in a sheer bodysuit later in the night.

(Meanwhile, I love Nicola Formichetti throwing it up in the background.)

Her ladybits, however, tried to sneak past that minefield of thong studs time and time again.

Then there was the matter of the 24-inch heel-less Mugler platforms that required the assistance of her security team — who must secretly be tickled pink at their job responsibilities.

Gags changed out of them for the dancing and just in time for a duet with diva of divas, Patti LaBelle.

Clearly Lady Gaga was feeling good from her head to her shoes — all 24-inches of them. Woo-hoo! She’s got a new attitude!

Photos: Daily Mail

- Prada‘s IPO was initially valued at $9.5 billion but that number’s looking more along the lines of $15 billion. [WWD]

- Besides starring in early 90s sitcoms, Ashley Olsen and I have something in common. According to one half of The Row: “I don’t like being around a lot of people, I don’t like being in crowds….” Join the club, Ash. Except I disbanded the club because there were too many people in it. [Style.com]

- Models without make-up, airbrushing or retouching are still very much…models. [Models.com]

- Zoeheads can go bananas for Rachel Zoe‘s clothing line in July when it hits the shelves and racks of Neiman Marcus, Bergdorf Goodman, Saks, Intermix and Selfridges. [The Cut]

- Lady Gaga‘s “Glam This Way” project with MAC Viva Glam will allow her little monsters to upload photos of themselves which in turn will be used in a gown created by Nicola Formichetti to be worn by the Lady this fall. [Us Mag]

If none of that sounds familiar, then you’d best get listening to Lady Gaga’s new album. It’s out today! Go buy it, I’ll wait…….. okay good you’re back. Now while you’re waiting for it to download, take a glimpse inside the Born This Way digital booklet of album art. That is one baaaaad Mother Monster.

Gaga morphs into a motorcycle. Is there anything she can’t do?!

The pronounced vision of her body prosthesis gives the pointed shoulder and strong cheekbones a hard on.

Pants? PANTS?? Gaga! In your gay wedding to the world you took a vow to never wear pants. I’m just feeling a little betrayed. No, your toplessness doesn’t make up for it…… okay maybe it does. Don’t look at me.

Gaga, the living breathing work of art, is melting into marble with the steaming heat of Fame.

I don’t speak German, but Verdammen Sie, der sexy ist!

She’s a soldier in her own emptiness. I salute.

Put your paws up.

She won’t poke holes in the seats with her heels.

Lady Gaga is a painting dripping in reality, evolving so fast the paint has hardly the time to dry.

Shouts to the Haus of Gaga and its monster allies:

Photography: Nick Knight

Fashion Director: Nicola Formichetti

Stylist: Anna Trevelyan and Brandon Maxwell

Hair: Sam McKnight

Makeup: Val Garland

Nails: Marian Newman

Kevin Ryan, CEO of Gilt said of the partnership:

“We have created an innovative online event, running across two of our channels, which will give our members great access to unbelievable experiences and exhilarating style.”

Access that includes a Nicola Formichetti-curated selection of Mugler merch, tickets to the next Mugler show in Paris and VIP access to the Lady’s upcoming NYC concert. [WWD]

Speaking with the New York Times, Gan said of Gaga:

“She’s got a lot to say. She’s got her own very personal, very special viewpoint that comes from a well-informed place. She is almost Vreeland-esque in her analysis and critique of fashion.”

Diana Vreeland was Vogue‘s editor in chief from 1963-1971 and is more or less responsible for the caped magnificence that is André Leon Talley.

So what does Gaga have to say? Well, in 1,445 words — that apparently did not require a lot of editing — the Lady basically wants to let you know that she knows her shit:

“I myself can look at almost any hemline, silhouette, beadwork or heel architecture and tell you very precisely who designed it first, what French painter they stole it from, how many designers reinvented it after them and what cultural and musical movement parented the birth, death and resurrection of that particular trend.”

She’s like fashion’s Rain Man, which I guess would make Nicola Formichetti her Tom Cruise…? [NYT]

- Apparently something is going down in Syria prompting Vogue to pull its profile of first lady Asma al-Assad from its website. [Styleite]

- Chanel hasn’t thrown a black model down their runway in many a season. Not even Chanel Iman, and you’d think that shit would write itself. [The Cut]

- Queen Elizabeth is still turning heads and more importantly turning it at age 800 — after she wore a Launer London handbag to the Royal Wedding, sales jumped 60%. [Racked]

- Speaking of the Royal Wedding, Princess Beatrice of York‘s fascinator — the hat heard mocked around the world (though it was literally perfection) — is being put up for auction to benefit charity. Sign me up! [Fashionista]

- Dov Charney‘s browser toolbar has a bookmark labeled “good hookers” prompting me to wonder where he keeps the “bad hookers” bookmark. [Gawker]

- Michael Kors, Diane Von Furstenberg and Tory Burch will be on Oprah tomorrow for her very last MAKEOVER SHOOOOOOOOOOOW! EVERYONE! GETS! A WRAP-DREEEEEEEESSSS! [Twitter]

1. Riccardo Tisci of Givenchy

2. Olivier Theyskens of Theory

3. Lazaro Hernandez of Proenza Schouler

Though Jack looks super fun as he drunkenly tongues Thakoon (#10)

4. Nicolas Ghesquière of Balenciaga

5. Olivier Rousteing of Balmain

6. Joseph Altuzarra of Altuzarra

7. Thom Brown of Thom Browne/Moncler Gamme Bleu

8. Nicola Formichetti of Mugler

Nicola Formichetti, YEAH! Terry Richardson...not so much

9. Prabal Gurung (of Prabal Gurung)

10. Thakoon Panichgul of Thakoon

Humpable Hall of Fame: Tom Ford

and

Marc Jacobs

Though Jack looks super fun as he drunkenly tongues Thakoon (#10)

Nicole Formichetti, YEAH! Terry Richardson...not so much

Prabal