WTF!?! Ass Patterns #fashionfail

Edited by Kirby Marzec

The more ridiculous inventions I see, the less I question the mind behind the madness and the more I question the company who agreed to manufacture such idiotic products. Another “who would buy that?” product to add to the list is Ninette van Kamp’s bejewelled Bra, Bejewelled knickers, and her Glitterati bodysuit. Basically, these garments are lined with jewel patterns so when you wear them for a length of time, the pattern indents your skin. It’s wishful thinking to expect whoever removes these bras and panties to actually be turned on by the marks on your ass and boobs. If anything, they’ll forget about the sex and want to play connect the dots. At this rate, the only one seeing your ass pattern will be the pervert across the street who watches you change with his binoculars. 

 

Thanks Random Good Stuff!