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Useless Hills Sisters

It seems that after everyone that gets 15 seconds of fame decides to drag their sisters into it.

Stephanie Pratt: Don’t wear so much makeup, you’re pretty without it. And like Megan Fox, please do something different with your hair.

Holly Montag: Isn’t that the girl that your sister yelled at at least three times on The Hills? Why are you hanging out with her? I love the chains, but that blazer seems a bit too wintery for California.

Casey Patridge: Okay, at least the other two were on the show. Why are you here? And with your tattooed boyfriend that people also don’t know (and tattoos on his face, really?)..Don’t fall out of your dress…

Hollywood families can work sometimes, but all of the sisters we’ve seen lately are really lacking. (Noah Cyrus)

PHOTOS: MTV and ICYDK

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I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves

In case you didn’t know/in case you care, Miley Cyrus has a little sister. She and her friend Emily Reaves attended Brittany Curran’s 19th birthday party (a 50s style pool party)…and they’re nine. Tell me Brittany Curran…why do you want the nine-year-old version of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie at your birthday party?

Their vintage Juicy swimsuits are very cute, but I can’t helped but be creeped out by these photos. Maybe I feel like I’m watching a little girl beauty pageant, maybe it’s because these girls have their own webshow, I don’t know. On that note, dear Cyrus family: stop making webshows. Miley has one, Billy Ray has one, Noah has one…who’s next, Trace? (Although I’m sure his show would be massively more popular than the rest of his family’s, and I actually found him attractive pre-feather and cross tattoos on his face…seriously, why!)