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- Carine Roitfeld is coming out with a 400-page book entitled Irreverent! (I love when an “!” is included in the name) that lists among its contributors, Olivier Zahm, Cathy Horyn and (brace yourself) Anna Wintour. [Styleite]

- Nylon asks if the onepiece, a “high fashion Snuggie” is a good idea or bad idea. I ask why I’m not wearing one right now. [Nylon]

- Givenchy Couture‘s new CEO, Susan Whiteley is Alexander McQueen‘s old CEO; and Givenchy Couture’s old CEO, Fabrizio Malverdi, is now running Dior Homme. And in this game of fashion musical chairs, Riccardo Tisci is still circling around Dior Couture‘s creative director’s seat. [Fashionista]

- The New York Times compares Lindsay Lohan‘s court-room walk of shame to a catwalk and the red carpet, both things that Lindsay hasn’t been invited near in years. [NYT]

- NBC is working on a new reality competition fashion show in the same vein as The Fashion Show and Project Runway, ingeniously titled, The Fashion Project. As usual, NBC on the forefront of innovation. [The Cut]

- Apparently Rihanna, whose Vogue cover has been compared to the little mermaid can’t hold a candle to Ariel. We could also compare their singing, but Ariel would win that, too —  fins down. [The Hollywood Gossip]

- On a sad note, noted rap singer Nate Dogg has died at 41. In honor of him, my favorite quote from his classic duet with Warren G, “Regulate”: “If you know like I know then you don’t want to step to this’ It’s the G-Funk era, funked out with a gangsta twist/ If you smoke like I smoke then you’re high like everyday/ And if your ass is a buster, 213 will regulate.” Good night, sweet prince. [All Music Blog]

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In a revelatory, totally eye-opening profile from the New York Times, Olivier details a life of globetrottin’, schmoozin’ with downtown hipsters, why the hell Purple costs $35, and how he will sex you up. Because he loves women. With respect.

Basically, anyone who writes him off as a misogynist pig is just a sex-starved prude. Not to worry, Olivier has some advice to spice up your life!

Everyone is scared of having a free sexual life and what they do is go on the Internet and masturbate. This is the pure sexual misery today. They don’t even go to the movie theater like in the ’70s.

Masturbating in a movie theater. CAN YOU NOT? Have you learned nothing from Pee Wee Herman?

Dear Friends

To all the anonymous friends who follow my life on the Purple Diary, I have to tell you that I’m in a lot of pain. Natacha Ramsay dumped me on Sunday. She ran away with her lover (with whom she has had a long romance that I was aware of and accepted) for a summer of love. She called me to tell me that she loves him, that we are finished. I asked her to come back two times and she said no two times. As you know if you follow the Purple Diary I try to create and promote an alternative love lifestyle (that I used to call in French La Communauté des Amants). Natacha’s decision to leave me so brutally and painfully will certainly be seen by conservative people as a clear feminine revenge against the lifestyle Natacha and I used to share, and think that I’m a dreamer. Right now I’m just a mess. But I will hopefully recover soon and offer you some more pictures of love and sex.

–Olivier Zahm, via Purple Diary.

To say we love pervs would be an understatement. WE LIVE FOR PERVS. Here’s our list of our all time favorite naughty fashionites, who are infamous for their stylish perversions.

(In no particular order)

Terry Richardson. The Anything But Camera Shy Perv

To explain Terry’s perverseness to a non-fashion person, would be equal to trying to explain restraint to Peaches Geldof. Aside from being well known for great photos of young models naked, Terry tips the scales of pervyness by asking girls to call him “Uncle Terry” and breaking down the fourth wall by flipping the script and letting models shoot him, usually with his cock hanging out. Classic.

Recently several models have come out to say how they felt exploited by him. One even went on to say, “I can remember doing this stuff, but even at the time, it was sort of like watching someone else do it, someone who couldn’t possibly be me because I would never touch a creepy photographer’s penis.” Hater. Sounds like someone was angry they didn’t photoshop a little more cellulite of her ass and has sour grapes that Uncle Terry never called her back.

Karl Lagerfeld, The Creepy Old Man Perv

The bees knees at Chanel, Karl Lagerfeld has been the epitome of luxury since taking the reins at one of the industry’s most respected fashion houses. Of course, on the surface Kaiser Karl seems posh and prim with well suited attire but underneath lies a ragging sexual energy that at his age puts him in a category shared by that Uncle who insisted of having you sit on his lap when you were 9 and that creepy old pedophile from Family Guy, hmmmmmm.

When he’s not shooting photos of his lust interest Baptiste Giabiconi, Gramps is cruising the back pages of the Village Voice for male companions.  He recently went on the record with Vice Magazine and told the world how he enjoys the company of male escorts saying, “I don’t like sleeping with people I really love. I don’t want to sleep with them because sex cannot last but affection can last forever. I think this is healthy.” He continued by saying that he only has sex with “high-class escorts.”

Later in the interview, Lagerfeld revealed his views on the hierarchies of society: “For the way the rich live, [sex with escorts] is possible. But the other world, I think they need porn.”  And I think I need a shower [and a larger bank account].

Dov Charney, The All American Perv

The mustache behind American Apparel (more like American A-perv-al, hahaha, I crack myself up) is not only a fan of porn stars and barely dressed hipsters, but also of sexual harassment charges. Charney has been the subject of several lawsuits, none of which have been proven, by former employees who claim the Chief Erecting Officer has had his share of inappropriate office interactions.  With reports of touching himself during magazine interviews and running around his Los Angeles factories in his underwear, it’s no wonder that this demigod of hipsterdom will always make the list.

VIDEO: Dov Charney Makes Sharpies Sexy

Madonna, The Grandma Perv

Let’s be honest, Madonna has done it all, and we mean literally done it all. She came out with her now infamous “SEX” book which featured strong adult content and hardcore pornographic pictures. She had a three-way kiss with America’s then virginish Britney Spears. And she’s had more wide-loads down her vadge-pass than the Holland Tunnel.  But all in all, Madonna has reign the supreme bitch of perversion.

Currently, the queen of pop is dating a sexy, latin boytoy, Jesus Luz. While that in itself isn’t horrible, it’s a massive age difference between the two that really wins this Material Girl a spot on this list, cause Jesus is technically old enough to be Madge’s grandson. We’ve done the math.

Tom Ford, The “No Ones Complaining” Perv

He’s just too sexy. He can talk about dicks and sex all day long, pose nude and force random objects up models asses but there is not a person in the world who’d ever complain. By far the sexiest of the pervs, Tom Ford reigns supreme.

Olivier Zahm, The European Editor Perv

The editor of the border pushing Purple Magazine, Olivier counts Terry Richardson and Karl Lagerfeld as BFF’s. Him and Terry are often seen together at events and if you, like me, are addicted to Olivier’s diary you’d see daily updates of naked women, naked Olivier, and of course cute photos of his daughter.

Isabel Mastache, The “Is That A Banana In Your Pocket” Perv

The pants pictured above. Enough said.

Calvin Klein, The Perv Nothing Comes Between

From banned basement shots, to getting little kids in their underwear, to perverting the streets with people in acts of sexual throws, Calvin Klein has managed to keep things teetering on the border of perversion for decades.

This also the same mind behind a teenage Brooke Shields saying “Nothing come between me and my Calvin’s” in a very inappropriate, slightly statutory ad. His latest perversion includes ads featuring threesomes, a naked Eva Mendes, the bare backside of a oiled up ebony model, and Twilight’s Kellan Lutz and True Blood’s Mehcad Brooks wearing nothing but undies asking us if we want to see their dick!!! Not bad for one season of advertising.

Jane Aldridge & Bryan Boy, The Blogging Pervs

Daniel Saynt might enjoy promoting Fashion Porn to the masses, but two fashion bloggers bring it up a notch in naughtiness.

A self described “Dirty Old Man”, Jane may appear to be a sweet little Texan who loves shoes and raiding her momma’s closet, but deep down we know she’s got it in her to make this list. Her other, less known blog They Don’t Call Them Lovers In High School runs the gauntlet of perversion with photos of naked anime schoolgirls, full frontal crotch-shots, and of course, stuffed animals in inappropriate positions.

The Bobby Trendy of fashion blogging, Bryan Boy’s perversion knows few bounds. From listing “Anal Sex” as a favorite activity on Facebook to submitting photos of himself with his pants down to Style.com, Bryan Boy manages to remain perverted while rocking a killer set of heals. Recent updates on cruising Craigslist for casual encounters and hitting up Grindr for nightly interests, make this one blogger who’s not afraid to give it to us straight and for that reason we totally love him!!!

Lady Gaga, The Whole New Level Perv

In a matter of a year, Lady Gaga has reigned supreme as master of the next generation of pervs. She rarely wears pants, makes out with just about anyone, humps pool toys, dances around prison cells naked, claims to have sex with everyone she meets and will not stop until she’s on the ground, grinding to exhaustion.

Her latest video Telephoneis a nearly ten minute extravaganza in which she shows off her crotch, kisses some prison bull dikes, drives a “Pussy Wagon”, plays lesbian lover to Beyonce and finally dances around the dead bodies of her poisoned victims. LOVE IT!!! Just wish I was her next victim, this girl is like butter for a fat person, necessary in large amounts!!!

“This is the first issue of 31 Rue Cambon, the first Chanel magazine which I (Olivier Zahm)  have art directed and designed for Karl Lagerfeld, to be distributed worldwide in all the Chanel stores.”

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Fame photog Terry Richardson looks like he’s having a little too much fun…shot by Olivier Zahm.

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Leigh Lezark is out to make sure she never leaves the fashion spotlight. Olivier Zahm caught her macking hard on Derek Blasberg, Fashion News and Special Projects Editor at V and VMAN, contributing editor at Style.com and international editions of Vogue. He also writes for Interview, 10magazine and the London Sunday Times.

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Jared Leto and pals Terry Richardson and Olivier Zahm were caught hanging out at the Standard Hotel in NYC, and I can’t help but notice the amazing pieces the Requiem For A Dream actor has on. I am in love with his General Idea jacket (obviously because they were my favorite show this Fashion Week), and the combination of the all black look with the gold on his Creative Recreation sneakers is really the icing on the cake! Jared Leto is coming back strong, and at least this time he’s doing it in style.

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The images shot by Karl Lagerfeld of his new muse Baptiste Giabiconi are finally out. And on that matter, so is Baptiste. If Men in Heels is your thing, click ahead.

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Baptiste Giacobini and Karl Lagerfeld on the Excelsior hotel promotory going to shoot for the next Purple Fashion.

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Olivier Zahm = LUCKIEST DUDE AROUND!!!

LINKAGE: Milla Jovovich and Olivier Zahm at the Bowery Hotel, New York….

Improvised cabaret with Marc Jacobs, Ali Madhavi and Kate Moss photographed by Olivier Zahm.

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Wasn’t expecting such a hairless boy body underneath that rugged facade. Totally throwing me off on his cool factor. It’s the equivalent of a body mullet; manly on top, twinkish on the bottom.

Now the question pops up in my head; does he wax, shave or is he like Powder and completely incapable of growing hair?!?

LINKAGE: Sunday morning, tribute to Lou Reed. Photo Natacha Ramsay

This one’s from the Purple Diary. Photo by Olivier Zahm

LINKAGE: Purple Institute, Paris. Photo Olivier Zahm