Pamela Anderson is supposedly $4.8 million in debt …and what do you do when you’re a celeb in debt? You launch a fragrance of course!

Just because you put on a pair of gloves and pin your hair back does not mean you have class…no matter what she does she still looks like white trash!

I don’t know what is worse, Pam’s blindingly blinged out bodysuit, or what she was wearing to cover that up outside.  I think it’s getting to be the time where this Baywatch babe is a little washed up.

SOURCE: Livejournal

Is “White Trash Chic” the latest craze or is it just plain crazy?

I love Vivienne Westwood because she is crazy and awesome and super creative. I also love that she had the balls to star Pamela “tits-too-big” Anderson for her latest ad campaign. I first made a face of disgust when I saw this, but the more photos I viewed, the more they grew on me. I absolutely love this shot of them in the laundromat wearing out-of control-outfits. I didn’t realize that punk rock London and Los Angeles bimbo could work so well together!

GALLERY: Vivienne Westwood S/S 09 Ad Campaign Starring Pamela Anderson

Thanks to Fashion Copious for the photos.

You know, for a lot of people, certain jokes get real old real fast.

Pamela Anderson does not seem to be one of those people; but I don’t know if the joke’s on her or on us…

Our favorite albino kitty cat was snapped with some Starbucks and her perennial Uggs. Puns about Uggs being ugly are just beneath most of us by now, and I would hope that the actual shoes would be too. Especially with an ill-fitting white tee and white shorty shorts.

Her kids are past the spit-up stage, right?

My guess is Tommy Lee isn’t.

I can’t take my eyes off her Crypt Keeper peepers. Alas, back to the trailer she goes!

Images from Hollywood Tuna.

Pamela Anderson is the new face of Vivienne Westwood Spring 2009 campaign.

The Double D’d Peta freak stared in shots with Vivienne Westwood and her husband Andreas Kronthaler. The whole thing went down in Pamela’s trailer as Juergen Teller oversaw the shoot.

Kinky…

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Every time I convince myself that I’m AM NOT going to talk about people no more, someone shows up and makes diarrhea all over my resolution. Dear, dear, sweet and virginal Pam Anderson showed up at Art Basel lookin a warm, moist, diseased mess. I’m so disappointed that this woman had reproduced……….I mean actual spawn from her vagina cavelet. I know I want to look in the tabloids and see my mothers cellulitus and pregnancy stretch marks. There’s a porno slut somewhere in a dumpster getting the business to the face saying, “Oh my God, Pam Anderson is so trashy! She has no shame.”

Y’know I never really cared when old dudes would get all sentimental about how hot Farrah Fawcett USED 2 WUZ, but now that Pam M’Lamb has gone from Baywatch scene stealer to resembling pulverized hooker puss, I can hear depression trying to break in my front door with a pair of scissors and a bottle of Oxycontin. Now I’m considering turning to hard drinking……………maybe motor oil or bleach.

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

Who’s set to be standing tall and proud in the trailer park? Pamela Anderson! News has been spreading that Pamela will star in the Spring 2009 campaign for Vivienne Westwood, which, yes, will take place in the trailer park. Get ready for the ads; there’s no doubt they will be interesting!

Thanks NYMag!

Pamela Anderson raised her own crazy bar by showing up to the Vivienne Westwood show with this creepy masked man. People are suspecting that the crazy masked man, might be crazy singer Micheal Jackson. Either way Pam has a one way ticket to Liz Taylor crazy train. ALL ABOARD!

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It’s been a WWF smack-down between Italian designer, Girogio Armani, and animal rights organization, PETA, ever since Armani’s Fall 2008 collection hit the runway. According to the New York Post, Armani “promised” PETA that he would not include animal skins or furs in his collection. Needless to say, Mr. Armani broke that promise…and how! 

Not only did models strut the runway decked out in fur-trimmed coats and skirts, they also flaunted full out floral printed fur coats! And to make matters between Armani and PETA worse, the designer got the kids involved. Yes indeed, Armani even designed fur coats for babies! Forget the pea-pod parkas for the baby…now there is mink in store for the little stink! 

Tomorrow night at PETA’s benefit in Italy, model and actress Pamela Anderson will try her persuasive attempts to deter colleagues from wearing Armani during awards season. Sorry folks, but I don’t think Ms. Anderson can compete with Giorgio Armani’s killer (literally?) Fall 2008 collection. 

Thanks STYLE and NY Mag!

Oh, Pamela Anderson. What the years have done. You used to be perfect whack off fodder and now you’re just looking like a tranisaurus (take note indies, -asaurus is the new -icious).  This is what a steady stream of Malibu sun and rockstar cum shots will bring you.

Two indierific magazines are hosting launch parties.

Heres a play by play of what each offers and which to head to…

COVER STORY

Radar: A new look for the magazine and a Pamela Anderson cover story

Vice: Mexican Issue Launch

CELEBRITY

Radar: Pamela Anderson

Vice: The Mexicans that rule your life

PHOTOG

Radar: Terry Richardson

Vice: ???

ALCOHOL

Radar: Belvedere, New Castle Brown Ale

Vice: Colt 45, 42 Below

DJ’s

Radar: DJ Jedi

Vice: Semen Sperms, Max Wowch, and “Special Guests” (aka they have no idea)

LOCATION

Radar: Room Service

Vice: Santos Party House

WINNER

Radar magazine for giving Pamela Anderson something to do besides wait for a Baywatch movie or Borat 2. Plus, we’re still in hearts with Terry Richardson.