Perhaps the Safest Way to Lick Steve-O and Pam Anderson: PETA’s Celebrity Vegetarian Stamps

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Always willing to try any method — no matter how heavy-handed or preachy — to bring attention to the plight of animals, PETA has put 20 noteworthy vegetarians in a sticky situation. Through December and possibly into January, PETA will offer stamps bearing the likenesses of 20 celebrity vegetarians — such as Ellen Degeneres, Oscar-winner Natalie Portman, Pamela Anderson,  Sir Paul McCartney and that paragon of virtue Steve-O — as well as some historically herbivorous figures — Pythagoras, Gandhi, Johnny Appleseed, Leonardo da Vinci and Bob “The Price Is Right” Barker. 

Celebrity Makeup Disasters

Edited by Samantha Lim

If there’s one thing Hollywood has taught us, it is that celebrities can do absolutely nothing for themselves.  Teams of people are hired to put together the prim and proper starlets of La La Land to the point where the ladies have no clue what to do without them.  This led us to wonder, what happens to celebs when they are left to do their own makeup?  Inspired by miss Lindsay Lohan’s latest courtroom bronzer blunder, we’ve gathered our favorite celebrity makeup mistakes in this little roundup for you.   Enjoy!

All Hail the Schenkenberg: World’s 1st Male Supermodel

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

As October is our month of models, we figured it was important for you, dear reader, to know your model heritage. After all, how can you know where your models are going, if you don’t know where they’ve been. Enter Marcus Lodewijk Schenkenberg van Mierop, better known as Marcus Schenkenberg.

Male Model Humpday: The 10 Greatest Male Supermodels

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

As a supplement to The 25 Greatest Supermodels of the Past 50 Years, Male Model Humpday celebrates the 10 gorgeous men who have risen to the top of the chiseled cheekbone heap to become that rarest of rare birds: the male supermodel. In reality, there only has been one true male supermodel and that’s Marcus Scheknenberg, who was discovered rollerskating on the beach by photographer Barry King in 1989 and has been the male model of the past 20-plus years. And most impressively, he survived a season on VH1′s hit (?) reality show, The Surreal Life and an affair with Pamela Anderson. If that’s not superhuman, I don’t know what is.

Bizarro Celebrities from the Midwest of Doom!

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

You ever wonder what celebrities would look like if they were normal people? Yeah, me neither, but luckily someone did and here are the benefits of their hard work. Ladies and ladies, say hello to Celebrities from the Midwest!

Tommy Lee Breathes an Audible Sigh of Relief

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

“If it’s a good sex tape, I’ll watch it…I like some adult stars. I have a couple favorites. But I will say this: That Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson video wasn’t very good. I wouldn’t fuck Tommy Lee.”

–Taylor Momsen

Pam Anderson Takes It Off For Playboy Romania

Edited by McArthur Joseph

And I mean she takes it ALL off.

KOENA MITRA AT MILIIONSOFMILKSHAKE

Edited by The Fashion Web

SOURCE:KOENA MITRA AT MILIIONSOFMILKSHAKE
For a change we like this lady behind the counter. Koena think looked great at the launch in this tube Betty Johnson outfit.

Quite like it! The company is owned by Indians and has hollywood celebrities who have already made their signature shakes at Millions of Milkshakes like Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson, La Toya Jackson, Kim Kardashian, Ciara, Lil Kim, justin timberlake,Perez Hilton, Stephanie Pratt, Ron Artest, Russell Simmons, Vivica Fox, Aaron Carter, Donny Osmond.

What do you guys think?

TOP TEN: Fashion Sex Tapes We Are Dying To See

Edited by McArthur Joseph

In the Fashion Indie offices, when we here the words “sex tape” we get giddy with excitement.  Since there has been a lack of them coming out recently, we took it upon ourselves to compile our favorite couples we would like to see “getting busy.”

A Letter to Richie Rich

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

Dear Richie,

Please STOP! Just STOP! You have no talent, your look is soo dated, and your overall attempt at a fashion show was the worst thing I’ve seen since Perez Hilton tried to design wearable garments. Your front row was a joke, making people wait an hour for you to arrive is just plain rude, and then to showcase what you call ‘clothes’ on those you consider ‘models’ on what you consider a ‘runway’ was more painful then it was fun to watch. Not only did I feel dirty and had to go home right away to change my contact lenses, I also got a weave thrown at me by one of your male models, the fear of getting lice made me scream! Eww!

Using Pamela Anderson as a way to get people to attend your ‘event’ is a cheap trick, since she is just as much a has been as you! Her strut down the runway made me want to puke, then I realized you were right behind her on rollerskates which gave way for more uncontrollable bodily functions as I puked a bit in my mouth. You are NOT a designer, or a celebrity at that, you are NOT important, and if you fell off the face of the planet today (as you should do from embarrassment of what you presented to the public last night) you will NOT be missed! And if you choose to continue doing what it is that you do, please take us of your list, as we never want to even hear about your events in the future.

As Daniel Tweeted last night: ‘The real reason McQueen committed suicide, for fear of accidentally catching a glimpse of this show.’