The stamps will be available through PETA’s website which also includes some statements from their stamp stars, such as this little gem by Portman: “Eating for me is how you proclaim your beliefs three times a day.” If one follows that logic, Nat believes in a lot of nothing, water with a spritz of lemon and an occasional deep breath — a cause I think we can all support. Click through to see all of the stamps and choose your favorite. I’m particularly fond of the Appleseed — there’s something about a rudimentary drawing of a man carrying a shovel  in a cinched blouse that always gets me going. [NYDN]

Born in Stockholm, Sweden of Dutch and Indonesian descent on August 4, 1968. Schenkenberg was discovered by photog Barry King while rollerskating in Venice Beach in 1989 after which he appeared in ads for Calvin Klein, shot with the legendary Richard Avedon and strutted on catwalks for Versace, Donna Karan and Giorgio Armani. Schenkenberg has managed to survive over 20 years in the modeling game — as well as a stint on Vh1‘s precursor to Celebrity Rehab, The Surreal Life and a much-publicized affair with Pamela Anderson — rightly earning him the title as the World’s First Male Supermodel.

1. Marcus Schenkenberg

2. Tyson Beckford

3. Mark Vanderloo

4. Tony Ward

5. Michael Bergin

6. Joel West

7. Antonio Sabàto, Jr

8. Alex Lundqvist

9. Brad Kroenig

10. Tyson Ballou

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Now this isn’t so much what Britney would look like if she was from the Midwest so much as what Britney will look like in five years. Hair looks good, girl!

How fitting, Sarah Jessica Parker next to a horse. I love the bridle she’s wearing though. Chanel?

After a long day at the secretarial pool, Jennifer Aniston (who actually would be married in Bizarro Midwestern Land) drops by the DQ for a qucik dinner of ice cream and salty tears.

David Beckham‘s dreams of soccer stardom just didn’t pan out after knocking up Victoria in high school. He settled down, working for Vick’s pop’s insurance company and has several mistresses, like this lamb:

Town skank, Tara Reid. Victoria’s seen her in the parking lot of the A&P and has more than once tried to run her down in her Chevy minivan.

Nicole Kidman is currently serving twenty years in jail for murdering her husband whom she claimed was a “latent homosexual.”

No, not this one. John Travolta is still alive and kicking after his third triple bypass and second double chin-ectomy.

Ah, yes, poor Tom Cruise. He came to a grizzly end when Kidman used a hot waffle iron to make grilled cheese with his face. Then ate it.

On a happier note, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are doing just fine. They have twelve kids, and Anthony is 85% sure that at least half of them are his.

After years of living the single life, Ashlee Simpson finally managed to settle down.

She found an unlikely soul mate in Cameron Diaz, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers. Cam may not be the sharpest stiletto on the shoe tree, but Ashlee says she more than makes up for it in the boudoir.

Wild stallion and all-round bad ass, Johnny Depp, can usually be found riding his hog, shooting beer cans or gearing up for a good ole-fashioned lynchin’ with the boys.

As you can see, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are still quite the fashion plates. They even made these dresses! Not that you could tell. Ashley made hers from six discarded king size bed sheets. And MK wrapped a towel around her then tied it with electrical tape. Brilliant.

Paris Hilton, unfortunately lost her mind back in the fifth grade when she started showing up to class without any panties, speaking in a strange baby’s voice and claiming to have invented the phrase “That’s hot.” She’s in a mental hospital where she’s especially popular with some of the…more masculine girls.

Pam Anderson has done well for herself. A successful office manager at a funeral home, she gets all the embalming fluid she likes, which she then uses for throwing homestyle Botox parties.

Eyes were raised in town when Michael Douglas showed up with this young chippy on his arm, Catherine Zeta-Jones. But it turns out they’re just father and daughter who have an incestuous relationship. And that’s old hat. For a second, people thought she might have been Mexican or a Jew. Imagine?

A former Ms. Pine-Sol, Gwen Stefani still has her looks, even if she’s keeping them in her hair and cleavage. But she learned that “a woman’s beauty is the only thing she has or ever will have and once that’s gone, she might as well down a bottle of Ajax and wait for Jesus to come and take her back to Heaven in his divine pick-up truck.” Words of wisdom from her mama:

Sharon Stone. 80 years old and doesn’t look a day over 69.

–Taylor Momsen

In other news, that sex tape came out when you were 5. Trash.

First and foremost, who the hell knew that there was a Romanian version of Playboy. That is neither here nor there because Pamela Anderson sizzles for them regardless. I mean her body is absolutely ridiculous for a 43 year old woman. These shots are obviously styled with the 90′s in mind.  (Well if no one wore clothes in the 90′s) I can’t decide if my favorite is the one with the braces or the one poking fun at the sextape with Tommy Lee.

What’s your favorite?

Quite like it! The company is owned by Indians and has hollywood celebrities who have already made their signature shakes at Millions of Milkshakes like Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson, La Toya Jackson, Kim Kardashian, Ciara, Lil Kim, justin timberlake,Perez Hilton, Stephanie Pratt, Ron Artest, Russell Simmons, Vivica Fox, Aaron Carter, Donny Osmond.

What do you guys think?

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In the Fashion Indie offices, when we here the words “sex tape” we get giddy with excitement.  Since there has been a lack of them coming out recently, we took it upon ourselves to compile our favorite couples we would like to see “getting busy.” Everyone knows not every sex tape  is good to watch, that being said we decided to split the list up into ones you really want to see and ones just too creepy to not look at.

The Ones You Want To See:

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady

She’s a Victoria Secret model and he is an hot Superbowl winning quarterback. (Who wouldn’t want to see these two hotties “doing the do”) These two are so hot I’m sure they’ve left a few hotel beds steaming. It might be harder for these two to film a sex tape now since they just welcomed a baby into the world but, after seeing Gisele’s post baby pictures it’s obvious she found a way to burn off the baby weight.

Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone

I think I had something really witty to write until this picture left me  breathless. Designer Marc Jacobs and his partner Lorenzo Martone make for a very attractive couple. I don’t care if you’re gay, straight, bi, or asexual this would be a sex tape to be seen and viewed many times. We do actually like both these guys for their talents but they are some serious eye candy.

Heidi Klum and Seal

This couple really makes me smile. (Partly because I think of how adorable they look together, but mostly I wonder how they look like in the buff.) These two need to hop on the sex tape bandwagon ASAP because everyone is waiting. I just hope they make one when Heidi isn’t pregnant, which seems like she always is. (We’re not that kinky.)

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom

Yes, another model and Victoria Secret Angel has made our list. (Maybe that’s her secret.) From the above picture you can tell that the public was so close to getting a glimpse of the two “knocking boots.” We hope that these two stay together for a while just so the opportunity of them having a sex tape released is still around. I feel like they would role play where he is the pirate looking for some booty. (Too much?)

Beyonce and Jay Z

Let’s be honest with ourselves, the main reason we want to see this is for the grand diva, Beyonce. After watching her new commercials for her fragrance “Heat,” I know I am left hot and bothered. These two have so much energy on stage that it would be interesting to see if they bring the same passion and intensity to the bedroom.

The Ones You Can’t Help  But Watch:

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick

Now we absolutely love these two (Honestly!), but if these guys made a sex tape I don’t know how good it would be.  They seem like the couple I would love to see about the town and at premieres, but never in bed. The only sex between these guys that I am interested in is the new Sex and the City 2 movie, especially after watching this trailer.

Karl Lagerfeld and Any Paid Escort

Everyone knows that Uncle Karl loves to hire escorts, in fact that why he made our is of top pervs. I shutter to think of any sex tape like this leaking out. I don’t doubt that it will be fashionable but I would need a barf bag near buy. (Maybe Chanel should invest in making some condoms with the famous “C’s” on them. (I’m sorry, I just threw up a little)

Rachel Zoe and Rodger Berman

Honestly, it’s hard to come up with reasons that this sex tape would even be remotely good. I can see it now: Rachel just laying across the bed in nothing but a fur with at blackberry in hand while yelling at Roger cause his Versace banana hammock doesn’t match his socks. (Sorry for the mental picture) This sex tape is really for anyone who has a fetish for chicly dressed skeletons.

Pamela Anderson and Richie Rich

Obviously we know that these two are not an item, but they are butt buddies. In fact I don’t even think is is physically possible for these two to even have sex together, let alone make a sex tape. (Contrary to the title picture) We’ve already seen Pam flaunting her sexcapades on camera before, but if they ever did one together I’m am sure eyes would be pulled out.

Lady Gaga and Herself

This wouldn’t be a list without Lady Gaga. Now there’s no one that can make a sex tape with Gaga besides herself because honestly no one can compare with her. I would imagine her sex tape not to be sexy at all but look more like a fashion and pop orgasm. It would become an instant hit like “Two Girls One Cup” but with more McQueen.

Dear Richie,

Please STOP! Just STOP! You have no talent, your look is soo dated, and your overall attempt at a fashion show was the worst thing I’ve seen since Perez Hilton tried to design wearable garments. Your front row was a joke, making people wait an hour for you to arrive is just plain rude, and then to showcase what you call ‘clothes’ on those you consider ‘models’ on what you consider a ‘runway’ was more painful then it was fun to watch. Not only did I feel dirty and had to go home right away to change my contact lenses, I also got a weave thrown at me by one of your male models, the fear of getting lice made me scream! Eww!

Using Pamela Anderson as a way to get people to attend your ‘event’ is a cheap trick, since she is just as much a has been as you! Her strut down the runway made me want to puke, then I realized you were right behind her on rollerskates which gave way for more uncontrollable bodily functions as I puked a bit in my mouth. You are NOT a designer, or a celebrity at that, you are NOT important, and if you fell off the face of the planet today (as you should do from embarrassment of what you presented to the public last night) you will NOT be missed! And if you choose to continue doing what it is that you do, please take us of your list, as we never want to even hear about your events in the future.

As Daniel Tweeted last night: ‘The real reason McQueen committed suicide, for fear of accidentally catching a glimpse of this show.’

Featuring Vivienne herself, Pamela Anderson, and new comer Tati Cotliar, shot by Jurgen Teller.

LINK LOVE: TFS

Pamela Anderson is supposedly $4.8 million in debt …and what do you do when you’re a celeb in debt? You launch a fragrance of course!

LINK LOVE: Luxist

Just because you put on a pair of gloves and pin your hair back does not mean you have class…no matter what she does she still looks like white trash!

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I don’t know what is worse, Pam’s blindingly blinged out bodysuit, or what she was wearing to cover that up outside.  I think it’s getting to be the time where this Baywatch babe is a little washed up.

SOURCE: Livejournal

Is “White Trash Chic” the latest craze or is it just plain crazy?

With the renewed vows of Heidi Klum and Seal on our minds (the two had a trashtastic ceremony, that’s Seal in a mullet and Heidi with cornrows above), we were starting to wonder if trailer park is the newest fashion trend. Pipeline answered our questions with a feature on the latest white trash inspired collections and photo shoots which have hit the glossies and runways recently. From A.Wang to Westwood, Marie Claire to Julia Restoin-Roitfel, it seems that the new money is down for looking like they ain’t got none.

Above: Alexander Wang’s Spring ’08 Look Book

Above: Marie Claire‘s  “Retro Fabulous,” photographed by Mel Karch

Above: Vivienne Westwood‘s spring ’09 ad campaign, featuring Pamela Anderson, shot by Juergen Teller in a Cali trailer park.

Above: Fabiola Beracasa, Byrdie Bell, and Julia Restoin-Roitfeld at Derek Blasberg‘s White Trash Black Tie party.

Above: “Hollywood Studios” editorial in Marie Claire Italia, shot by Jacques Olivar

LINKAGE: The Pipeline: Fashion’s Ongoing Obsession With the Trailer Park

I love Vivienne Westwood because she is crazy and awesome and super creative. I also love that she had the balls to star Pamela “tits-too-big” Anderson for her latest ad campaign. I first made a face of disgust when I saw this, but the more photos I viewed, the more they grew on me. I absolutely love this shot of them in the laundromat wearing out-of control-outfits. I didn’t realize that punk rock London and Los Angeles bimbo could work so well together!

GALLERY: Vivienne Westwood S/S 09 Ad Campaign Starring Pamela Anderson

Thanks to Fashion Copious for the photos.

You know, for a lot of people, certain jokes get real old real fast.

Pamela Anderson does not seem to be one of those people; but I don’t know if the joke’s on her or on us…

Our favorite albino kitty cat was snapped with some Starbucks and her perennial Uggs. Puns about Uggs being ugly are just beneath most of us by now, and I would hope that the actual shoes would be too. Especially with an ill-fitting white tee and white shorty shorts.

Her kids are past the spit-up stage, right?

My guess is Tommy Lee isn’t.

I can’t take my eyes off her Crypt Keeper peepers. Alas, back to the trailer she goes!

Images from Hollywood Tuna.

Pamela Anderson is the new face of Vivienne Westwood Spring 2009 campaign.

The Double D’d Peta freak stared in shots with Vivienne Westwood and her husband Andreas Kronthaler. The whole thing went down in Pamela’s trailer as Juergen Teller oversaw the shoot.

Kinky…

The Cut

Every time I convince myself that I’m AM NOT going to talk about people no more, someone shows up and makes diarrhea all over my resolution. Dear, dear, sweet and virginal Pam Anderson showed up at Art Basel lookin a warm, moist, diseased mess. I’m so disappointed that this woman had reproduced……….I mean actual spawn from her vagina cavelet. I know I want to look in the tabloids and see my mothers cellulitus and pregnancy stretch marks. There’s a porno slut somewhere in a dumpster getting the business to the face saying, “Oh my God, Pam Anderson is so trashy! She has no shame.”

Y’know I never really cared when old dudes would get all sentimental about how hot Farrah Fawcett USED 2 WUZ, but now that Pam M’Lamb has gone from Baywatch scene stealer to resembling pulverized hooker puss, I can hear depression trying to break in my front door with a pair of scissors and a bottle of Oxycontin. Now I’m considering turning to hard drinking……………maybe motor oil or bleach.

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

Who’s set to be standing tall and proud in the trailer park? Pamela Anderson! News has been spreading that Pamela will star in the Spring 2009 campaign for Vivienne Westwood, which, yes, will take place in the trailer park. Get ready for the ads; there’s no doubt they will be interesting!

Thanks NYMag!

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It’s been a WWF smack-down between Italian designer, Girogio Armani, and animal rights organization, PETA, ever since Armani’s Fall 2008 collection hit the runway. According to the New York Post, Armani “promised” PETA that he would not include animal skins or furs in his collection. Needless to say, Mr. Armani broke that promise…and how! 

Not only did models strut the runway decked out in fur-trimmed coats and skirts, they also flaunted full out floral printed fur coats! And to make matters between Armani and PETA worse, the designer got the kids involved. Yes indeed, Armani even designed fur coats for babies! Forget the pea-pod parkas for the baby…now there is mink in store for the little stink! 

Tomorrow night at PETA’s benefit in Italy, model and actress Pamela Anderson will try her persuasive attempts to deter colleagues from wearing Armani during awards season. Sorry folks, but I don’t think Ms. Anderson can compete with Giorgio Armani’s killer (literally?) Fall 2008 collection. 

Thanks STYLE and NY Mag!

Oh, Pamela Anderson. What the years have done. You used to be perfect whack off fodder and now you’re just looking like a tranisaurus (take note indies, -asaurus is the new -icious).  This is what a steady stream of Malibu sun and rockstar cum shots will bring you.

Two indierific magazines are hosting launch parties.

Heres a play by play of what each offers and which to head to…

COVER STORY

Radar: A new look for the magazine and a Pamela Anderson cover story

Vice: Mexican Issue Launch

CELEBRITY

Radar: Pamela Anderson

Vice: The Mexicans that rule your life

PHOTOG

Radar: Terry Richardson

Vice: ???

ALCOHOL

Radar: Belvedere, New Castle Brown Ale

Vice: Colt 45, 42 Below

DJ’s

Radar: DJ Jedi

Vice: Semen Sperms, Max Wowch, and “Special Guests” (aka they have no idea)

LOCATION

Radar: Room Service

Vice: Santos Party House

WINNER

Radar magazine for giving Pamela Anderson something to do besides wait for a Baywatch movie or Borat 2. Plus, we’re still in hearts with Terry Richardson.