It’s Dubai. And yes, they got her non-wonkeye side.

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I read a review about this place earlier and it sounds kind of cool, unless you’re terrified of the circus. It’s above Bowlmor, and Paris Hilton is apprently going to be there, which means she’ll walk in take 50 pictures then leave.

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Author Jordan Christy campaigns for a new type of “It Girl” in her new book of advice, How to be a Hepburn in a Hilton World. All of you who voted Anne Hathaway in our Quest yesterday can rejoice: this new It-Girl is “successful, stylish, smart” with “classic ideals and values” making her more like Anne then Megan Fox. Christy labels this current It-Girls as “stupid girls” and shares her encounters with them, incase your middle/high school experience and the current state of Lindsay Lohan infested tabloids wasn’t enough of a hint not to be like them. Christy does well and refrains from just bashing, her book is filled with tips how to dress, act and have fun so you can find what every smart girl wants: love, happiness and success. It all sounds a bit cliche on the surface and Christy’s book may sound like common sense to some of you but it’s a fast changing world anyone who has style, class and grace figured out in these tough times is a good friend to have.

Christy’s book features gimmicks such as the “Hepburn Guide to Self Respect Quiz”, meant to tell you what your image says about you but can also be useful in telling your friends that they are a little too Paris-esque for your liking (no one wants to be friends with a slutty camera whore). Christy suggests that we read the dictionary during Lost commercials, which seems a bit extreme to me but she did succeed in making me appreciate Mrs. Hepburn a little more. And a little extra motivation for all us working girls: Madonna used to be a Dunkin Donuts employee.

So, whether you read this book for its dating tips (an unexpected perk I especially enjoyed) or as advice how to tell your BFF she’s too much of a Hilton to stick with, or to just better yourself in general you should read it. Ps: This is also a good way not to end up on our Street Zeros column.

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“My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13,” Paris explains. “So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she’s such a beautiful little girl and I’m proud we have the same name.”

LINKAGE: The Superficial

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Unless you’re a Broadway star, you most likely can’t sing as well as you act. In addition, if you’re dumb enough to sell your soul to reality television, you probably aren’t literate enough to write a novel, let alone spell your name. That being said, it is beyond me how today’s celebrities think they can be virtuosos and dabble in careers that require talent. Here’s a list of the ten most annoying, basically talentless, celebrity multitaskers. Read it and weep: 

1.) PARIS HILTON: Even though she’s only famous for being daddy’s little future trust-fund baby, Paris has unfortunately soiled the world as an actress, reality television personality, singer, model, fashion designer, perfumer, television producer and porn star. And people wonder why foreigners laugh at Americans. 

2.) KATE MOSS: Aside from blowing coke, Kate has flirted with modeling, acting, singing, designing for TopShop and writing a cookbook! 

3.) LINDSAY LOHAN: When LiLo isn’t taking part in bulimic vomit sessions, she enjoys acting, singing (poorly), modeling, designing leggings and pretending to be a lesbian. 

4.) KANYE WEST: When the people at the Gap send Kanye home after a long day of interning, the Louis Vuitton Don loves to rap, write songs, design shoes, attending shows at fashion week and shave Amber Rose’s head.

5.) LAUREN CONRAD: Although Lauren’s clothing line failed miserably, she avoids suicide by keeping busy with being a reality television personality, appearing in Family Guy, singing, writing her autobiography and attempting to sell the remainder of her clothing line. 

6.) HILARY DUFF: She hasn’t been in the tabloids lately, but Hilary’s repertoire consists of acting, singing, modeling, designing clothes and looking like a horse with those veneers of hers. 

7.) PETE WENTZ: Being a douche bag is tough work, but Wentz still finds time to sing, act in CSI, design hideous clothes and own several bars. 

8.) HEIDI MONTAG: Wiping Spencer Pratt’s ass is awfully time consuming, so props to Heidi for making time to be a reality television personality, actress, singer and model. What an ambitious girl! 

9.) FERGIE: Aside from being the universal spelling-bee champion, Fergie prides herself on her singing, acting and designing careers. G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S. 

10.) NICOLE RICHIE: With a second baby in her belly and a reality television, singing, acting, maternity-wear designing career under her belt, Richie is the ultimate mom.

READ MORE ABOUT: Amber Rose, CSI, family guy, fergie, heidi montag, hilary duff, Kanye West, kate moss, Lauren Conrad, lindsay lohan, Louis Vuitton, nicole richie, paris hilton, pete wentz, topshop

EW. Seriously?  No, that isn’t Ben Afleck, it’s Doug Reinhardt, Lauren Conrad’s previous flame from The Hills.  I don’t even know what to say about this. Her outfit isn’t even bad, but this photo definitely deserves a fuck up. Really?

SOURCE: Jezebel

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Gucci is about as tired of Guess as we are. They just filed a complaint in New York against the company that helped make Paris Hilton and Anna Nicole Smith household names. The action is against Guess?’s use of green-and-red stripe designs mixed with interlocking G’s a pattern design the Italian brand claims is theirs. Guess attempting to Guccize sounds scary to me. I guess someone is set to pay for this most heinous act.

LINKAGE: Gucci Sues Guess? Inc. Over Use of ‘G’

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Whatever this furry thingy is, I want it. Totally not kidding, I would take it with me everywhere, especially on the subway where I can be the asshole with the giant pillow under by butt. But seriously, is this a doggy bed?

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Paris Hilton is slotted to win a prestigious perfume award next month, but before she does the celebutard plans to release one more scent. How many is that now? NINE!!! Paris Hilton’s NINTH perfume. I didn’t realize there were that many skankette wannabes out there.

The newest fragrance will be called ‘Siren’ and is slated for a summer release.

LINKAGE: Paris Hilton launching 9th fragrance

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I think that Paris Hilton is gorgeous without makeup. I’m sorry, but in many of these photos she looks like a transvestite. I guess that’s what you get when the hair and makeup team work for a Euro-trashy, more is much less kind of brand. This album takes a look at the current ads for spring/summer 2009 as well as some of Hilton’s former campaigns for Guess. I really like the series where she’s standing in front of the wallpaper/curtain; her hair looks gorgeous, she’s not wearing white lipgloss and her skin doesn’t look like last season’s leather bag. I have to give her some props, however, for having a versatile look. Even if sometimes the look is Eurotrash tranny.

GALLERY: Paris Hilton for Guess

LINKAGE: In Case You Didn’t Know

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Paris Hilton poses looking like a wax figure.

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Lately it seems as though no matter what Ms. Hilton is wearing, or not wearing, those sequins always seem to find a spot on her outfits. Whether it be bikinis or dresses, she just can’t seem to ditch the glitz. Now I’m pretty sure she stands out enough from the crowd, but if Paris wants more attention, she’ll get more attention-the sequins do just that. And what’s with the bondage inspired bathing suit? Is she going to a swingers party or heading to the beach? My guess is she’s trying to steal Lady Gaga’s spotlight…

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Paris Hilton was photographed in a this pink ‘barbie convertible.’ Actually, I believe this is a Bently, and a custom one at that. Guess her fortune is still plenty available.

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Check this dudes house out first. Just saying...

Looks like Christmas came early for a sneaky thief that broke into Paris Hilton’s place and took $2,000,000 in jewels and other goodies. Most likely $1,999,999 of that was just her coke stash. The other dollar was the bedazzled jar that she keeps her used condoms in.

Apparently, the heirhead leaves her door open, so there was no real break-in.

Source The Cut

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No this is not a joke, Burger King has released a body spray called Flame. Judging by the picture, I would have to guess that the scent is somewhere between a dumpster full of male stripper dicks and bacon grease. However, Burger describes more of “the scent of seduction” and “a hint of flame broiled-meat”. This is just a ploy to get people to eat more Burger King. If I smelled like Burger King all the time I would probably puke all over myself, I eat one fry from there and I feel dirty. Maybe if fat people sprayed this on their veggies they would lose weight! No? Just a thought. Well I’m going to spray myself down in cologne just to insure I don’t smell like this…ever! If for some stupid reason you would like to buy some of this death juice, check out the website, or head over to Ricky’s.

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The Good: Rachel Bilson

The Good: Paris Hilton

The Good: Nicole Richie

 Dolce & Gabbana had a little get together to celebrate the opening of their new flagship store in Los Angeles last night. The event was packed with stars, so of course we had to congratulate a few, and bash the others. The well dressed celebs this time, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton (miracle I know) and Rachel Bilson. Rachel Bilson was a no brainer, the blue sequined D&G blazer looked great, and I was impressed that she even knew to get one that was a bit longer too! This was a shocker for me as well, but Paris Hilton looked good last night (with the exception of her wonky eye and stupid facial expression). I liked the prins and cut of the dress, and she even spiced (or slutted) it up with some fish-nets. Nicole Richie looked cute as usual, now if she could only get rid of her d-bag boyfriend/husband or whatever. She rocked the high waisted look very well, and I am intrigued by her little eyeball bag.

The Bad: Lauren Conrad

The Bad: Rumor Willis

This weeks bads, Rumor Willis, her chin and Lauren Conrad. Lauren Conrad is just boring. She is completely monotoned, with no changes in fabric textures. On top of all of this she’s rocking the bow still? I thought we all agreed that we were more or less done with the bow, especially a very boring one. Rumor Willis wore a dress that I don’t think looks too bad, but then her face had to go and ruin it for everyone. I don’t necessarily think the hair color goes well with the dress pattern and her skin tone. She’s getting better though, 2009 is right around the corner.

The Ugly: Nicky Hilton

The Ugly: Ginnifer Goodwin

The Ugly: Zoe Saldana

This weeks uglies definitely aren’t the worst we have ever seen, but they are by no means good either. Nicky Hilton decided to show up in her night gown. The dress she wore lacked a chest, a silhouette and color. I guess this is what happens when you are living a life in the shadow of your whoring sister, get out there and suck some dick Nicky, then you can get yourself the good stuff! Ginnifer Goodwin still has me confused as to whether that is jewelry or a detail on her dress, either way if we could figure out a way to make that go away that would be awesome. And last but not least, Zoe Saldana showed up in the worlds smallest quilt that her grandmother made her. 

Thanks Fabulousness for the images

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According to Page Six, Paris Hilton is lobbying for her chance to play Tinkerbell in Disney’s live action version of Tinkerbell. This will be the first movie Paris could potentially be a part of where she wears more than a bikini, doesn’t play a dumb blond and isn’t deep-throating Rick Solomon’s cock. Paris, if Miley Cyrus taking cellphone pictures of herself in her underwear has Disney bleeding from their corporate cunts, there is no chance in hell your jizz infested ass is getting this role, stick to porn.

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“Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex — but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people… I loved this guy for three years but he betrayed me. Rick’s a scumbag and I hate him. It was just the most horrible thing that’s ever happened to me. So humiliating and embarrassing. But at the end of the day, I didn’t do anything wrong. I’ve found someone who loves me for me. Benji’s my best friend and I know he’d never hurt me.”

Thanks NewsoftheWold

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I can not wait until all this election crap is over, because it is starting to become a bit embarrassing for our country. The constant debating (aka backstabbing, shit talking and false promises) is just annoying at this point. If all that drama doesn’t have other countries laughing at us, I’m sure this next one will.

Apparently the new way to get people to vote is to have major businesses across the country offer free crap or discounts to people who voted. Is it me or is that whole concept just disgraceful. The whole point of voting is to elect a candidate who you feel will best help your country, not to get your fat American ass a free doughnut from Krispy Kreme. If you were to ask me, this concept is just promoting uneducated voting for the sake of free product.If people are too lazy or “busy” to make an educated choice on a candidate then DON”T VOTE, because, in all honesty, an uneducated vote is worse than a non-voter.

Here are the special offers going on on election day:

Krispy Kreme: Free doughnut with proof of vote

Ben & Jerry’s: Free Ice Creme

Hayden-Harnett: 20% off entire store

Trina Turk: 20% off purchase

FCUK: 15% off entire purchase

Babeland: Free Silver Bullet Vibrator or “Maverick” Penis Sleeves

Chick-Fil-A: Free Sandwich (Tampa Only)

So with all that being said, come election day I’m going to cast my vote for Paris Hilton then jump on my bike and get all the free shit I can.

Thanks to Buzzfeed and Racked.com for the stuff.

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First we had David Beckham and his fish sticks. Next came Ivanka Trump and her promotion for inexpensive prepackaged lunches. Now we have none other than Katy Perry and Denny’s teaming up for some “Hot N Cold” action! Perry started off by helping Denny’s host Warped Tour after parties, and now the pop star has landed herself not in a tabloid or on a commercial, but in a menu! This week, Perry’s signature beverage, “The Hot N Cold Cherry Chocolate Cappuccino,” will hit menus as part of the 10pm-5am Rockstar Menu. It might be cheesy to name a drink after your newest hit single, but with french vanilla cappuccino, whipped cream, cherries, hot fudge and vanilla ice cream, the thing will probably have you singing “I drank the whole thing, and I liked it. The taste of the cherries and chocolate!” Okay, I’ll stop.

So, who’s next? Tyra for Tyson chicken? Paris Hilton for Happy Meals? 

Thanks ICYDK!

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A dimwitted Republican “hottie” who wears overpriced outfits as the President of the United States.

It’ll never happen.

Vice President?

Maybe.

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The spread has hit the web. Look she attempts to wear glasses to look like a hipster. Someone should strongly consider murdering this stylist.

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Really? Paris Hilton? On Nylon Magazine?!?

For all the girls out there who suddenly feel betrayed by the “alternate fashion” magazine right now, Fashion Indie is here for you. Let us mourn our lost together…

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Paris Hilton is annoying, and I get sick of hearing about her. So I am kicking myself for posting about her, but I had to get this off my chest. Even though I can’t stand her droopy-eyed, nonchalant stare, she is a beautiful girl. But I am wondering what is happening in this photo. The before picture shows her natural, no-nonsense beauty. But the look with the red lipstick looks like an ad for high class genie hookers. I’m not sure what message she was trying to get across here, but it’s totally not working. Stick to your natural looks sweetheart. You weren’t given good genes for nothing!

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