All Entries Tagged With: "paris hilton"
Fashion Fucks: Angelyne
Here in Los Angeles Angelyne is a living legend. She bought up billboards in Hollywood promoting herself. A genius idea except she wasn’t really talented in anything, except for marketing. A Paris Hilton of the 90’s, if you will. She’s still out and about and the paps still care to take her photos. Angelyne looks to be about 78 now, but lucky for us she still dresses like a Barbie!
Can we expect Paris to dress as classy at Angelyne’s age?
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Fashion Quoteable: Diane Vreeland
Diane Vreeland is a personal fashion idol of mine. She was the former editor of Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar. She also said a lot of crazy shit. Here is one of her only sane quotes.
“The only real elegance is in the mind; if you’ve got that, the rest really comes from it.”
I guess Paris Hilton has never heard of Ms. Vreeland!
Lydia Hearst Is Not Paris Hilton, Like Okay!
Evidently Lydia Hearst has her own column in the Page Six Magazine, called “The Hearst Chronicles.” I wouldn’t normally care, but I found this gem from her Sunday column. She writes that since appearing in British lingerie line Myla’s fall campaign there’s been: “…a bit of mudslinging . . . about how I’m Paris Hilton.” Excuse us, what were we thinking?! You’re both too thin, too blonde, and too rich due to familial status. Is there anyway we could possible tell you apart. Miss. Hearst is happy to oblige: “Remember: I am a supermodel and have the award to prove it, and she is a celebrity. There’s no comparison.”
And today one of you is a self-important vacuous dummy.
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Vote Paris Hilton For President!
Thanks to the FunnyOrDie folks, Paris Hilton is threatening to run for president! Actually sounding smart! Can it be? I guess so. What a great comeback Paris, I think I’m voting for you!
Obama Compared to Britney and Paris
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Quite possibly the lowest blow ever taken on a campaign trail. Obama is compared to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in this pro-McCain ad. So basically, McCain wants you to believe that Obama is a vapid, self-absorbed camera hound, who lacks any credibility and at any day may shave his head, marry a back-up dancer, or worse… release a sex tape!!!
That’s pretty low Grandpa McCain. I’m totally working on a video to compare you to Perez Hilton, the only being in Hollywood lower than the Paris-ite.