The lone female in a sea of blue balls, Smurfette models, commercial-smiles and generally “gives” in Marc Jacobs, Lanvin, Dolce & Gabbana and Louis Vuitton.

She looks great and all, but frankly, I’m awaiting that true diva of the silver screen, Miss Piggy.

As an editor at Vogue Paris – hilarious timing by the way —  in this fall’s The Muppets, La Piggy is giving Carine/Emmanuelle a serious run for their money.

Of course, the only thing green Miss Piggy covets is her  longtime lilypad lover — and friend of Gaga – Kermit D. Frog. [Harper's Bazaar, MTV]

It’s Carine Roitfeld‘s head! Yum what a treat.

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Here’s Vika again. Looking awesome. Not sure what she’s wearing — perhaps her own designs. Dunno!

Just got to Paris, so tired, Becky in JEAN-PIERRE BRAGANZA jacket and PIERRE HARDY shoes, Sarah Harris from British Vogue in something CHRISTOPHER KANE — thats all I can read from my notes, and a CHANEL bag, and COMME DES GARCONS scarf, Kyosuke in a FRANK LEDER suit shorts, Jason in Sydney with TOPMAN trench coat and a bunch of other expensive things, Melanie from Paris Vogue in an animal print coat and leather skirt…. Sleepy time.

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PHOTOGRAPHY: MERT ALAS & MARCUS PIGGOTT

STYLING: CARINE ROITFELD

MODEL: ROSE CORDERO

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For the June/July 2009 issue of Paris Vogue, Anja Rubik and Natasha Poly are on the move in “A Toutes Jambes,” a sexy, whimsical editorial with lots of velocity.

Styled by Emmanuelle Alt and shot by Terry Richardson, the bright spread showcases sheer patterned legwear.

Anja Rubik also takes the cover of the issue.

GALLERY: A Toutes Jambes.