Paris and Jessica Bring in the Big Bucks

Edited by Marissa Moshell, Student

Well, it was expected that both Jessica’s and Paris’ perfumes would do well; however, tell anyone beforehand that they would increase Parlux’s net sale by almost half their initial amount and you’ll be sure to met with a stare lending to considerable wonder. News has it the company, Parlux, which manufactures both of the celebrities’ perfumes has increased profit by 43%. That’s insane!

“Demand for our products continues to be strong in a very difficult economic environment,” the Parlux chairman stated.

Hmm, I think we’re getting the picture. “Economic difficulties” don’t really translate well in this argument, or any argument concerning our two featured socialites. The perfumes are doing well, the sales are up. Hey, everything is totally fine!