Peaches Geldof Hates Victoria Beckham, Wants to Tittie Touch Courtney Love’s Style

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“Most people who know me know I don’t follow fashion. I mean, I just dyed the tips of my hair black for God’s sake. I hate stars who look totally overstyled, like Victoria Beckham; give me Courtney Love, with her babydoll nighties and ripped fishnet tights, any day. For me, fashion is about pushing boundaries. Vivienne Westwood once told me that people who aren’t creative or have no love for art don’t dress up, I asked her why people should and she replied simply, ‘Because it’s fun.’ Sage advice.”

- Peaches on why Victoria Beckham sucks and Courtney Love rules…

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First Look: Peaches Geldof for PPQ

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

The Peaches Geldof capsule collection for PPQ has arrived in store at Selfridges. Teaming up with design duo Amy Molyneaux and Percy Parker, Geldof has been touting her first design offering as incorporating elements of Gothic and dark.

“I have always been in love with everything PPQ designed. It got to the point that I knew the PPQ aesthetic so well that it was a natural progression to begin working together,” said Peaches.

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Stuff Fashion People Like #25 It Girls

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Isn't Zooey an It Woman by now?

So Nylon recently came out with a list of things to do if you want to be an “It Girl” for their October issue dedicated to the subject. Among the options, dating a rocker, being under 20 years old, and being the spawn of a celebrity made the list according to Jezebel. We’ve got our own thoughts on what it takes to be an “It Girl” but we must warn all that accomplishing all these might just get you an STD and a trip to addiction rehab.

1. Crave a Shit Load of Attention. It’s the attention your parents never gave you cause they were too busy sniffing coke off of Fareah Fawcett’s ass during your quarterly P.T.A meetings. It’s the attention you crave when you hit the strip without a pair of coochy covers on. It’s the attention that makes you look sad enough to give up a “make me feel good” fuck to the first guy who looks your way. Believe me, guys are looking.

2. Suck Cock. Actually Suck a Shit Load of Cock. Like “Porn Star Trying To Break A Guinness World Record” Level Cock Sucking. Former geeky high school boys will pay attention to you if you do. The same boys who have no social life and a shit load of time to snap photos of people (rather than actually party with them) at clubs. The same boys who know HTML and aren’t afraid to blog it. The same boys who will upload your photos making you an “It Girl”. Doing so will guarantee Cory Kennedy fame within two face blasts. Be sure to avert your eyes.

Harley Viera Newton can It Girl. Can You?

3. Drink. A Lot. Drunk chicks dance, are loud as fuck, and get noticed at clubs. You should reek of alcohol every morning and wake up with random sploodge in your hair from all the photographers you blew the night before. (See tip number 2)

4. While You’re Drinking Snort Some Coke. Or Ecstasy. Or Heroin. Or Pixie Sticks. Seriously, drugs make you really, really, really cool. If you’ve been to rehab and you aren’t even old enough to vote you’re on the right track.

5. Look Like Jailbait. Or Better Yet, Be Jailbait. Underage girls get paparazzi and hipster photographers hotter than a 70% off sale at Urban Outfitters. Wax off all signs of pubescent hair and be sure to be slutty enough to get their attention but not slutty enough to seem like you know what your doing. A woman who’s actually capable of seducing someone freaks hipster photographers out and they’ll just blow their load before they snap your photo.

Cory Knows How to Be an It Girl

6. Stalk Dov Charney, Merlin Bronques, Cobrasnake or any other hipster with a camera then repeat steps 1 -5.

7. Shop, Work, and/or Pick Up Your Drug Supply from American Apparel. Seriously.

8. You + A Celebrity’s Dong + Video Camera with Night Vision = Instant “It Girl” Status.

Nudity Helps. ALLOT!!!

9. Don’t Weigh More Than The Thinner Olsen. Better yet, acquire an eating disorder like bulemia, anorexia, or that weird one from Sex and the City where the guy chews food but doesn’t actually swallow it. It Girls must be a size two or zero in order to get noticed and slip in and out of prison bars when their arrested for drunk driving/drug possession/smuggling Canadians across the US border.

10. Be White. Seriously.

11. Attempt To Be Something More Than An Over-Glorified Attention Whore. Consider modeling, becoming a DJ, or creating a t-shirt line. All require absolutely no skill whatsoever and will guarantee you get even more attention.

12. Skip The Higher Education Route. It Girls don’t need to be smart. They just need to be dumb enough to follow all these rules to a tee. Skip the community college application (did you really think NYU is an option when the web is littered with your half-coked out party images?) and just enroll in the school of hard cocks knocks.

Peaches Geldof Can It Girl With a Full Stomach. Can You?

13. Realize That There Is Only ONE Media Outlet That Gives A Fuck About You. Seriously, if it wasn’t for them, you wouldn’t exist so be sure to bend over backwards to appear on their Internet TV shows, support their yard sales, and pick up their dry cleaning while your at it.

Portia Freeman can do the It Girl. Can You?

14. Date Pete Doherty. Works everytime.

15. If All Else Fails There’s Always Lesbianism. It worked for Lindsay and it can work for you.

P.S. Before you all start claiming that I’m a woman hating, misogynistic, asshole let me state first and foremost that I am. If women want to accept a title that praises them for doing nothing more than dressing cute and getting photographed than they deserve to be shit on. If you truly believe in women’s empowerment then don’t support publications that insist on placing coked out, drunk whores on their covers, calling them “It Girls” or deeming their turds worthy of your attention. Let’s get real ladies.

On a side, if any of you want to be deemed “It Girls” by Fashion Indie, send us your photos and a small sentence on what the fuck you’ve done lately that makes you interesting. Dressing well helps (we are a fashion blog) but isn’t necessary. We’re looking for accomplishments like “Didn’t Drop Out of College”, “Just Hosted a Massively Cool Event”, or “Just Found a Cure for Male Pattern Pubic Baldness”. Send them to saynt@fashionindie.com and we’ll feauture you on the site.

Images from Gawker, Refinery29, and Nylon.

Be Afraid, Very Afraid Part II

Edited by Lauren Garroni

Less than a month ago, I wrote the first edition of Be Afraid, Very Afraid about my enthusiasm for the arrival of Peaches Geldof. I reported that she was possibly going to host NylonTV. Well that was no rumor, Geldof is the new host of NylonTV. Color me surprised when I spotted this video of Peaches and Fashion Indie ‘favorite’ Corey Kennedy introducing the October ‘It’ Girl Issue. In the past three years Nylon has become a magazine I don’t even recognize. Although I wish this pairing would cease after this video, the writer in me hopes the duo goes on and on. Why? Because these two hipster, style black holes make my job so much easier.

Catch the video of the Peaches and Corey clowning around here

Agent Provocateur Get’s Naughty With Peaches

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Agent Provocateur is on a mission to take you to the dark side, the lingerie company has just released promos for their new campaign staring Peaches Geldof. The Season of the Witch will undoubtedly be one of the company’s most sexually controversial ad push, featuring torture, albinos, witchcraft, and just a little bit of devil worship.

Hell nothing gets me harder than a little Satan worship, so I’m sure this will be one for the books.

The Brit Pack Invades Christies

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Agyness Deyn, Kelly Osborn and Peaches Geldof invade Christies for a special fashion show thingy (sorry to lazy to head back to where I got these pictures to find out what they were doing there).  The Brit Pack (totally trademarking that statement) made their way through the Yankees in the crowd and managed to look spectacular, but not in the “trying way to hard” sort of way. Here are some of our favorite looks.

When did Kelly Osborn become such a stylish woman?

Hippie earth mother is so fucking in right now. Goddamn global warming...

Images from NYMAG.

Peaches Geldof and Daisy Lowe Do Naughty Things With Fruit

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Daisy Lowe and Peaches Geldof will play powerful temptresses, seducing their virginal victims in the newest Agent Provacateur ad campaign. There’s a little preview online now in which the indie favorites play with fruit, chickens and well, virgins. Check it out.

Be Afraid, Very Afraid

Edited by Lauren Garroni

British socialite Peaches Geldof is coming New York City. Just when this city couldn’t get any more hipster, here comes the British hipster invasion. Geldof is coming to America to get away from the British pap’s. Since they won’t stop following her after her drug overdose and quick-y marriage to some rocker dude in Vegas. Here in New York she will be taken ‘seriously.’ She has enrolled at NYU and is interning at Nylon. Rumor has it she’s the new host of Nylon TV. G-R-R-R-E-A-T…

Here she is arriving at JFK

Peaches and Seams

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Peaches Geldof, the party-loving daughter of Bob Geldof (okay, at first I didn’t know who that was but according to wiki he’s some singer/activist. Kind of like Lionel Richie which would make Peaches the UK’s answer to Nichole Richie), is the latest celebrity (she’s a celebrity cause she starred in a UK reality series. so yes she’s UK Richie.) to turn designer.

She will create a capsule collection of dresses, separates and bags for the London ready-to-wear label PPQ for fall, all based around her namesake color mixed with Gothic black touches.

Geldof is no stranger to the brand, which thanks to its Eighties-influenced party dresses has become a favorite among London scenesters such as Daisy Lowe, Agyness Deyn and Geldof, who’s even modeled in one of the label’s shows (which now makes her more like Paris Hilton who has modeled in the shows of Heatherette).

“It’s a natural progression that Peaches is designing with us, she has always been one of our most confident customers,” said Percy Parker, who founded PPQ with Amy Molyneux. “We have managed to provide her with everything a girl needs to party in, and now we have put our heads together and taken things to the next step.”

The line will launch at PPQ’s Conduit Street store in London for fall, and will retail for up to 195 pounds, or $394. And the line isn’t Geldof’s only foray into fashion — the sometime model and DJ also is set to star in a documentary for MTV in the U.K., in which she’ll be filmed editing a weekly celebrity magazine (which now makes her a little like Lauren Conrad).

Okay indies, have you been following so far…

Nichole Richie + Paris Hilton + Lauren Conrad + British Accent = Peaches Geldof

Which basically means this collection will be shit x 3!!!

Courtesy of WWD