Sources are reporting that Justin Bieber may soon be gracing Love Magazine‘s cover – in the nude.

If true, think of the repercussions…

Countless virgin eyes spotting their first boy penis, a surge in creepy old guys attending Bieber shows, and a rush of contract offers for Bieber to star in filthy, pornographic spreads.

Sick.

The above image is of Theirry Mugler circa the 90s, pictured with Jerry Hall, during the designers prime. He has disappeared for a while only to reappear as a scary vein popping body builder with a giant penis! That’s right, PENIS!!! after the jump…

Okay, ladies…who wants some???

LINK LOVE: Fashionista via Queerty

LINK LOVE: VICE Land

Nothing says I’m ready for a gaggle of gargantuan gourds better than a cardigan chock-full of cock. This little number will set you back $500 bucks, but my guess is wearing it to the next PTA meeting will grant you the covetted crown for Queen of Peen.

LINK LOVE: Agent Provacateur

Honestly folks, don’t click unless you a) really love being scared for life, b) really love cock, or c) really love Bruno.

So Michael Musto, the nightlife and obviously very, very gay nightlife writer for The Village Voice, decided to share some pictures of his recent trip to Fire Island. They we’re disturbing to say the least. So apparently now, the thing to do if you’re gay and endowed with something more than a cocktail frank is to shove your ball sack and shaft into these fairly unattractive nut sacks to attract the opposite sex. Disturbing, but considering girls have been shoving their breastesses into wonderbras and padded undies for years, I guess this is just the next evolution. Bruno would be proud.

There are more photos on the Village Voice. Click at your own risk.

LINK LOVE: http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/archives/2009/08/swimwear_for_th.php

“As much as I’ve tried, it has been consistently harder to get images of nude men onto magazine pages and billboards than it has nude women. There’s a double standard at play here: magazines that are happy to fund ads featuring an artfully-lit female nude will balk at an image of her male counterpart.” Tom Ford on the “real” penis envy.

The designer recently curated an issue of GQ Style (pict above) and was shocked when he found, “They censored all the penises!”

“I was really pissed off about that. That wasn’t why I got [involved]. It was supposed to be full-frontal male nudity, which was the way we shot it, and then the magazine censored all that!”

“Because I find the human body beautiful. I don’t find sex objectionable. Violence is objectionable.”

We couldn’t agree with you more Ford.