Penn Badgley
BASH: Worst Three Way Ever!

Oh Gossip Girl, as if the entire concept of your show wasn’t corny enough you had to take it to a whole new level last night. I mean since they first announced there was going to be a threesome on the show we all knew it wasn’t going to be anyone we actually wanted to see (or imagine) in a threesome (I had money riding on Mr. Humphrey, Eric van der Woodsen, and Blair’s sketchy step father for upset of the year…I was wrong).
Moving on, as you can clearly tell from the pic above is was Vanessa, Olivia (played by Hilary Duff) and Dan who hooked up, and it was horrible to say the least. I would have rather seen Duff’s old cast from Lizzie McGuire get down. This was clearly just a charity case plot twist added to the script late after Penn Badgely realized he had the most boring storyline of the season and some how managed to go from knocking boots with smoking hot Serena, to chubby chasing on a permanently bloated Hilary Duff. Can they just get her off the show already?
Oh and who else noticed the shameless plug for Leighton Meester’s bullshit music career? Talk about desperate attempt for press! Take the episode with the (shitty) threesome and let’s put my prison baby attempt at a Lady Gaga song in it, it’ll cause my music career to really take off!
And they wonder why no one watches this show anymore.
Pics via Egotastic
BASH: Hilariously Dull on Gossip girl

Hilary Duff made her first appearance in yesterdays Gossip Girl episode. The result is not very unexpected, but still tragic, and wearing something that better left unmentioned.
BASH: Penn Badgely Wears Burberry, But Still Looks Like A Hobo
I’m quite fond of Dan Humphrey’s Prorsom tee from Burberry, but I can’t say it goes well with his ‘Tom Hanks on Castaway’ look.
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QUEST: Would You See Penn Badgley In A Movie?
I saw this trailer play before (500) Days of Summer on Monday, and I couldn’t help but think that Penn Badgley can’t be known as anything besides Dan Humphrey. Now I know that he had acted before Gossip Girl, but do you think he can pull off any other role?
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Spread Um: Penn Badgely For GQ
Penn Badgely wasn’t the only one giggling with his balls in his hands for this photoshoot. Click through to see who else was there fondling his balls with him.
Dan Humphrey Is A LOSER!
The show may not be getting all the viewers they want, but their ad campaign have been great. The latest features the shows stars with different words fake graffitied over their faces. I love it! But where is Chuck Bass? Or my personal favorite Taylor Momsen? I would say where’s Vanessa, but who really cares?
Thanks Just Jared for the images.
No Joke. She’s Way Too The Hotness For Him
I can’t understand where this is going. Boy can’t even keep his tie on. Anywho, rumors are circulating that Blake LIvely will hit the covers of W magazine, or be in the center of Vogue, or is maybe just perusing for an internship, I don’t fucking know or care that much really cause she’s the hotness and I would buy anything with her fashion adorned body in it.
Just thought you might care.
More importantly, can we comment on how not cute these two look together or am I just hatin?
Thanks to WWD for the photo.
Fashion Quotables: Tell Us How You REALLY Feel About Humphrey
“I have always hated Dan, on Gossip Girl. We’re supposed to want him and Serena together and feel bad that they broke up, but I really don’t care. I sort of hope he leaves the show. It doesn’t matter how: He can move, transfer schools, get murdered in his sleep — it doesn’t matter. I just want him gone.”
—Chris, writer for Entertainment Weekly on 24 Television Characters Who Just Turn You Off
Penn Badgley Wants You to Talk to Your Parents About McCain
The anti-McCain ads are heating up, this time with the help of Gossip Girl’s stars Penn Badgley and Blake Lively. Basically, they want you to talk to your parents about McCain, warning them about the dangers of voting for Senior Old Balls.
Seriously though, if Blake is willing to pick me up next time I think about voting for McCain, I might have to consider doing it more often.
Before They Had Stylists: Penn Badgley
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When all is said and done Gossip Girl is going to be notorious for changing young under the radar stars into fashion icons. I found myself caught in a moment of boredom watching “John Tucker Must Die,” when I realized that Penn Badgley was John Tucker’s brother. I couldn’t believe how bad he looked, but apparently it earned him enough money to get a stylist and Blake Lively, and he has looked great ever since.
Thanks JustJared for that snapshot.





















