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What do you get when you get a gay gossip blogger, half-decent talent, unfilled venues, and copious amounts of alcohol? If you guessed a failing tour you are correct! Our friends at Spin Magazine have quite the interesting article detailing how terrible the tour has been going, and how Ida Maria basically spent her past three dates, prior to dropping off the tour, more or less black out drunk and stumbling all over stage. Good work Perez! How come I didn’t hear about all of these happenings on your blog?

I recommend reading the whole article, it’s hilarious! Click here to check it out.

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And he wonders why the gays hate him.

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In case you live under a rock and haven’t heard about Kanye West turning super-douche and interrupting Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the VMAs last night, here’s the video:

And here’s Kanye’s hilarious, poorly-written apology that has apparently been taken down already:

Although most of the fashion peeps we love have yet to respond (maybe they were just too busy at Fashion Week parties, or sleeping up for the next day), as have Taylor and Beyonce, here are some responses from music, entertainment, and fashion people that have tweeted what they thought of this escapade:

1. Katy Perry, Singer

2. Perez Hilton, Celebrity Blogger

3. Joel Madden, Good Charlotte

4. Pink, Singer

5. Ryan Seacrest, On Air/American Idol

6. Dane Cook,Comedian (love this one)

7. Jimmy Fallon,  SNL Host (another personal favorite)

8. Audrey Kitching, Model

9. Jeremy Fall, Editor-in-Chief of Cliche Magazine

10. Texts From Last Night, might not be an industry person, but this sure is funny.

11. Bonus: Corey…I think he might be right?

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Zoe was off to the dentist. Perez suggested she was off to Botox. Hey Hollywood, did you know in The Bronx it only costs $1000 to have someone break every finger on the hand of someone who owes you money? Just thought you should know.

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We aren’t exactly thrilled that he got it first, but Perez Hilton was sent over a new spread from the Harper’s Bazaar September issue featuring designers Oscar de la Renta, Diane von Furstenburg, Vera Wang, Derek Lam, Thakoon Panichgul, Francisco Costa, Carolina Herrera, and Rodarte’s Kate and Laura Mulleavy alongside the Muppets from Sesame Street.  Coco Perez made his first mistake by not crediting the photographer, but we aren’t able to leave a comment complaining.

See the rest of the spread on Cult

LINK LOVE: Coco Perez

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A Jezebel writer blames gays for ruining fashion. Feminism might be going a bit too far, eh?

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That’s right indies, in case you haven’t heard, Perez Hilton launched his own fashion site (cocoperez.com)

What do you think about this? Do you think Perez has the capabilities of telling us already fashionable how to dress? It’s claimed to just be a celebrity style blog, but we are figuring soon enough Perez will try (and fail) to transform it into Fashion Indie because, well, we rule the internet when it comes to fashion.

 

Tell us what you think of this site. And the video that he wouldn’t give us the embed code to.

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They are so Refined, aren’t they. Someone over there is definitely taking our happy pills.

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Eleven Past Eleven created a hilarious list on Buzznet in honor of Cobra Starship’s new album ‘Hot Mess,’ counting off the celebs (and wannabe celebs) that they believe to be a hot mess.  We usually love to have tens of our own, but this was too clever to pass up.

1. Amy Winehouse: Hot: For being a popular british singer, and bringing back the Beehive; Mess: For being a notorious drug addict and alcoholic, having unnattractive teeth, and eating disorders, ect.

2. Trace Cyrus: Hot: For being the Lead singer of Metro Station, being Miley Cyrus’ big brother; Mess: For being the Lead singer of Metro Station, His face, Twitter-Dating / Twitter-Breaking up with Demi Lovato, Whispery-Rapist voice.

3. Pete Wentz: Hot: For being the bassist of Fall Out Boy, Ashlee Simpsons hubby, & being the owner of Clandestine Industries, Crush Management, and Decaydance Records, OH. And his guyliner; Mess: For leaking n00dz, having random panic attacks against the press & for supporting The Millionaires.

4. Gabe Saporta: Hot: For being the lead singer of Cobra Starship, and having hypnotizing hips; Mess: For deciding to manage and support a band called Millionaires.

5. Jeffree Star: Hot: For being known everywhere; Mess: For scaring small children, creating Scene kids, ect.

6. Lily Allen: Hot: For her self confidence and clever song writing skills; Mess: For flashing, and fashion faux-pas

7. Guy Ripley: Hot: For his accent; Mess: For stalking Cobra Starship / William Beckett a little too much.

8. Ryan Ross: Hot: For once being loved for his Rose Vest and peacock hairdo; also being the cute guitarist backup singer for Panic(!) At The Disco; Mess: For completely changing the sound of PATD into a Beatles-esque band, then quitting said band. As well as a random and misleading marriage.

9. Ronnie Radke: Hot: Known for singing ‘Situations’; Mess: For being put in the slammer, due to assault charges.

10. (And my favorite) Perez Hilton: Hot: *Original* Founder of Multicolored Hair trend; Mess: Bad mouths and whines; And can’t take a punch.

 

Thank you Eleven Past Eleven, thank you.

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I hate this so much. I am not even going to write any more because I don’t want to look at this longer.

LINK LOVE: Perez Hilton

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If you haven’t seen the Perez video, here it is (Perez TV doesn’t have embed codes?)

 

 

Too soon?

SOURCE: Popcrunch

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Here’s the rundown. Will.i.am told Perez Hilton he’s a douchebag for writing shit about Fergie. Perez called the “thug” a “faggot”. Someone hit Perez Hilton. Perez bitches about it on his site.

Why in the hell does Perez Hilton get invited into things, especially since he just talks shit about just about everyone? Hollywood, rally against this dude, seriously. DON’T LET HIM GO TO YOUR PARTIES!! He’s a parasite and completely useless. Can we get the community around this? Will.I.AM can you tell all your friends to nota show up to events if he’s there? That should just about get rid of this dude, right?

Good job using “Faggot” and “Gay” as a negative term douche, you continue to successfully set your community back,  you deserved the bashing. Seriously.

Someone should consider finishing this. I’m sure The Black Eyed Peas will pay for his ass to get beat. Actually, I’d pay for that. I got $10 bucks, who wants it…

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Perez tried to rock the hair bow and failed miserably…why doesn’t it match his hair color? Doesn’t that defeat the point?

I think they’re a lesson to be learned here: only Lady Gaga can wear what Lady Gaga wears!!!

LINKAGE: Perez Hilton

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Gap is currently running their new Vote for _. campaign, which consists of celebrities saying what they are voting for. Despite the fact that Perez Hilton is in this and is reason enough for me to not buy this crap, they are also opening a pointless store on 5th ave. where people can go to get their shirts customized. I would rather scribble it in myself then have to pay even more for this stupid shirt. Say what you will about the new presidents and debates and what not, but I’m sick of it. Can’t we just be done with it already?

Thanks to Youtube for the videos

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It seems that last night’s Video Music Awards were more of a nightmare than bedtime entertainment. If the Disney prepubescent boys didn’t make your ears bleed and the fact that Britney Spears took home three awards didn’t make you check into a psych-ward, then surely the evening’s worst dressed stars made you claw your eyes out. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the 2008 VMA’s take the cake for having some of the worst dressed stars on live television. 

Here is a brief recap…I think the photos do more justice than any description will:

Christina Aguilera- It looks like you are wearing a trashy, spider web inspired Halloween costume. “I am beautiful, no matter what they say”…keep telling yourself that sweetheart.

Ashley Tisdale- sparkly and glittery, oh yes…but it looks like you robbed some girl at her junior prom.

Lindsay Lohan- next time pick something that is figure flattering, doesn’t pucker and preserves your youth. I didn’t know that 22 was the new 58.

Lady Victoria Hervey- The Niagara Falls Butterfly Conservatory called. They want their butterflies back. All of them.

…And last but not least, Perez Hilton, leave the fashion commentary up to people who don’t steal from their local Salvation Army.

Thanks Jezebel!

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Perez Hilton has given us here at Fashion Indie another reason to hate him. Here’s a choice quote from Elle Magazine about Perez’s career to fall back on in a reccession. You know, in case people tire of looking at badly painted dicks plastered near every celebutard’s mouth.

“I’d go into fashion design full-time, which I’ve already begun. I just came out with my line for Hot Topic. And I’d be happy having a talk show. If Jay Leno moves to Fox, they’re going to need someone to take his spot!”

I think I just heard Daniel’s head explode!

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Quite possibly the lowest blow ever taken on a campaign trail.  Obama is compared to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in this pro-McCain ad. So basically, McCain wants you to believe that Obama is a vapid, self-absorbed camera hound, who lacks any credibility and at any day may shave his head, marry a back-up dancer, or worse… release a sex tape!!!

That’s pretty low Grandpa McCain. I’m totally working on a video to compare you to Perez Hilton, the only being in Hollywood lower than the Paris-ite.

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Well Perez Hilton will be happy, his line will no longer be the worst clothing launch of all time after Aubrey O’day from Danity Kane launches her t-shirt line Heart On My Sleeve. So what’s more disgusting in the above picture, her pit stains or her face? Aubrey O’Day will be selling her line on the Heart On My Sleeve official website, but I give it a week or so before they are beggin Hot Topic to sell it for them. If they want to be sucessful I recommend buying plain white t-shirts and just have Aubrey press her face caked in make-up on it, that would be a pretty cool design and it would possibly make her pretty again. So for my words of wisdom for the day for all you women out there, don’t over do the make-up and don’t design shitty t-shirt lines.