What do you get when you get a gay gossip blogger, half-decent talent, unfilled venues, and copious amounts of alcohol? If you guessed a failing tour you are correct! Our friends at Spin Magazine have quite the interesting article detailing how terrible the tour has been going, and how Ida Maria basically spent her past three dates, prior to dropping off the tour, more or less black out drunk and stumbling all over stage. Good work Perez! How come I didn’t hear about all of these happenings on your blog?

I recommend reading the whole article, it’s hilarious! Click here to check it out.

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And he wonders why the gays hate him.

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In case you live under a rock and haven’t heard about Kanye West turning super-douche and interrupting Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the VMAs last night, here’s the video:

And here’s Kanye’s hilarious, poorly-written apology that has apparently been taken down already:

Although most of the fashion peeps we love have yet to respond (maybe they were just too busy at Fashion Week parties, or sleeping up for the next day), as have Taylor and Beyonce, here are some responses from music, entertainment, and fashion people that have tweeted what they thought of this escapade:

1. Katy Perry, Singer

2. Perez Hilton, Celebrity Blogger

3. Joel Madden, Good Charlotte

4. Pink, Singer

5. Ryan Seacrest, On Air/American Idol

6. Dane Cook,Comedian (love this one)

7. Jimmy Fallon,  SNL Host (another personal favorite)

8. Audrey Kitching, Model

9. Jeremy Fall, Editor-in-Chief of Cliche Magazine

10. Texts From Last Night, might not be an industry person, but this sure is funny.

11. Bonus: Corey…I think he might be right?

READ MORE ABOUT: audrey kitching, beyonce, corey moran, dane cook, jeremy fall, jimmy fallon, joel madden, Kanye West, kanye west is a douche, katy perry, mtv vmas, perez hilton, Pink, Ryan Seacrest, taylor swift, texts from last night

Zoe was off to the dentist. Perez suggested she was off to Botox. Hey Hollywood, did you know in The Bronx it only costs $1000 to have someone break every finger on the hand of someone who owes you money? Just thought you should know.

READ MORE ABOUT: perez hilton, rachel zoe

We aren’t exactly thrilled that he got it first, but Perez Hilton was sent over a new spread from the Harper’s Bazaar September issue featuring designers Oscar de la Renta, Diane von Furstenburg, Vera Wang, Derek Lam, Thakoon Panichgul, Francisco Costa, Carolina Herrera, and Rodarte’s Kate and Laura Mulleavy alongside the Muppets from Sesame Street.  Coco Perez made his first mistake by not crediting the photographer, but we aren’t able to leave a comment complaining.

See the rest of the spread on Cult

LINK LOVE: Coco Perez

READ MORE ABOUT: Carolina Herrera, derek lam, diane von fursternberg, francisco costa, harper's bazaar, kate and laura mulleavy, oscar de la renta, perez hilton, rodarte, sesame street, Thakoon Panichgul, Vera Wang

A Jezebel writer blames gays for ruining fashion. Feminism might be going a bit too far, eh?

READ MORE ABOUT: CocoPerez, cocoperez.com, Jezebel, perez hilton, The Bashed

That’s right indies, in case you haven’t heard, Perez Hilton launched his own fashion site (cocoperez.com)

What do you think about this? Do you think Perez has the capabilities of telling us already fashionable how to dress? It’s claimed to just be a celebrity style blog, but we are figuring soon enough Perez will try (and fail) to transform it into Fashion Indie because, well, we rule the internet when it comes to fashion.

Tell us what you think of this site. And the video that he wouldn’t give us the embed code to.

READ MORE ABOUT: cocoperez.com, perez hilton, perez hilton fashion site, WTF?!?

They are so Refined, aren’t they. Someone over there is definitely taking our happy pills.

READ MORE ABOUT: coco perez, perez hilton, refinery29

Eleven Past Eleven created a hilarious list on Buzznet in honor of Cobra Starship’s new album ‘Hot Mess,’ counting off the celebs (and wannabe celebs) that they believe to be a hot mess.  We usually love to have tens of our own, but this was too clever to pass up.

1. Amy Winehouse: Hot: For being a popular british singer, and bringing back the Beehive; Mess: For being a notorious drug addict and alcoholic, having unnattractive teeth, and eating disorders, ect.

2. Trace Cyrus: Hot: For being the Lead singer of Metro Station, being Miley Cyrus’ big brother; Mess: For being the Lead singer of Metro Station, His face, Twitter-Dating / Twitter-Breaking up with Demi Lovato, Whispery-Rapist voice.

3. Pete Wentz: Hot: For being the bassist of Fall Out Boy, Ashlee Simpsons hubby, & being the owner of Clandestine Industries, Crush Management, and Decaydance Records, OH. And his guyliner; Mess: For leaking n00dz, having random panic attacks against the press & for supporting The Millionaires.

4. Gabe Saporta: Hot: For being the lead singer of Cobra Starship, and having hypnotizing hips; Mess: For deciding to manage and support a band called Millionaires.

5. Jeffree Star: Hot: For being known everywhere; Mess: For scaring small children, creating Scene kids, ect.

6. Lily Allen: Hot: For her self confidence and clever song writing skills; Mess: For flashing, and fashion faux-pas

7. Guy Ripley: Hot: For his accent; Mess: For stalking Cobra Starship / William Beckett a little too much.

8. Ryan Ross: Hot: For once being loved for his Rose Vest and peacock hairdo; also being the cute guitarist backup singer for Panic(!) At The Disco; Mess: For completely changing the sound of PATD into a Beatles-esque band, then quitting said band. As well as a random and misleading marriage.

9. Ronnie Radke: Hot: Known for singing ‘Situations’; Mess: For being put in the slammer, due to assault charges.

10. (And my favorite) Perez Hilton: Hot: *Original* Founder of Multicolored Hair trend; Mess: Bad mouths and whines; And can’t take a punch.

Thank you Eleven Past Eleven, thank you.

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, buzznet, demi lovato, eleven past eleven, fall out boy, gabe saporta, guy ripley, jeffree star, lily allen, Metro Station, perez hilton, pete wentz, ronnie radke, ryan ross, the millionaires, trace cyrus

I hate this so much. I am not even going to write any more because I don’t want to look at this longer.

LINK LOVE: Perez Hilton

READ MORE ABOUT: geisha, i hate this, perez hilton, perez hilton as a geisha

If you haven’t seen the Perez video, here it is (Perez TV doesn’t have embed codes?)

Too soon?

SOURCE: Popcrunch

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Here’s the rundown. Will.i.am told Perez Hilton he’s a douchebag for writing shit about Fergie. Perez called the “thug” a “faggot”. Someone hit Perez Hilton. Perez bitches about it on his site.

Why in the hell does Perez Hilton get invited into things, especially since he just talks shit about just about everyone? Hollywood, rally against this dude, seriously. DON’T LET HIM GO TO YOUR PARTIES!! He’s a parasite and completely useless. Can we get the community around this? Will.I.AM can you tell all your friends to nota show up to events if he’s there? That should just about get rid of this dude, right?

Good job using “Faggot” and “Gay” as a negative term douche, you continue to successfully set your community back,  you deserved the bashing. Seriously.

Someone should consider finishing this. I’m sure The Black Eyed Peas will pay for his ass to get beat. Actually, I’d pay for that. I got $10 bucks, who wants it…

READ MORE ABOUT: perez hilton, will.i.am

Perez tried to rock the hair bow and failed miserably…why doesn’t it match his hair color? Doesn’t that defeat the point?

I think they’re a lesson to be learned here: only Lady Gaga can wear what Lady Gaga wears!!!

LINKAGE: Perez Hilton

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Gap is currently running their new Vote for _. campaign, which consists of celebrities saying what they are voting for. Despite the fact that Perez Hilton is in this and is reason enough for me to not buy this crap, they are also opening a pointless store on 5th ave. where people can go to get their shirts customized. I would rather scribble it in myself then have to pay even more for this stupid shirt. Say what you will about the new presidents and debates and what not, but I’m sick of it. Can’t we just be done with it already?

Thanks to Youtube for the videos

READ MORE ABOUT: bill maher, cameron sinclair, john picard, kristen bell, mark cuban, minka kelly, norman lear, olivia munn, perez hilton, the cool kids, The Gap

It seems that last night’s Video Music Awards were more of a nightmare than bedtime entertainment. If the Disney prepubescent boys didn’t make your ears bleed and the fact that Britney Spears took home three awards didn’t make you check into a psych-ward, then surely the evening’s worst dressed stars made you claw your eyes out. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the 2008 VMA’s take the cake for having some of the worst dressed stars on live television. 

Here is a brief recap…I think the photos do more justice than any description will:

Christina Aguilera- It looks like you are wearing a trashy, spider web inspired Halloween costume. “I am beautiful, no matter what they say”…keep telling yourself that sweetheart.

Ashley Tisdale- sparkly and glittery, oh yes…but it looks like you robbed some girl at her junior prom.

Lindsay Lohan- next time pick something that is figure flattering, doesn’t pucker and preserves your youth. I didn’t know that 22 was the new 58.

Lady Victoria Hervey- The Niagara Falls Butterfly Conservatory called. They want their butterflies back. All of them.

…And last but not least, Perez Hilton, leave the fashion commentary up to people who don’t steal from their local Salvation Army.

Thanks Jezebel!

READ MORE ABOUT: ashley tisdale, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Lady Victoria Hervey, lindsay lohan, Niagara Falls, perez hilton, Salvation Army, Video Music Awards

Perez Hilton has given us here at Fashion Indie another reason to hate him. Here’s a choice quote from Elle Magazine about Perez’s career to fall back on in a reccession. You know, in case people tire of looking at badly painted dicks plastered near every celebutard’s mouth.

“I’d go into fashion design full-time, which I’ve already begun. I just came out with my line for Hot Topic. And I’d be happy having a talk show. If Jay Leno moves to Fox, they’re going to need someone to take his spot!”

I think I just heard Daniel’s head explode!

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Quite possibly the lowest blow ever taken on a campaign trail.  Obama is compared to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in this pro-McCain ad. So basically, McCain wants you to believe that Obama is a vapid, self-absorbed camera hound, who lacks any credibility and at any day may shave his head, marry a back-up dancer, or worse… release a sex tape!!!

That’s pretty low Grandpa McCain. I’m totally working on a video to compare you to Perez Hilton, the only being in Hollywood lower than the Paris-ite.

READ MORE ABOUT: Britney Spears, obama, paris hilton, perez hilton

Well Perez Hilton will be happy, his line will no longer be the worst clothing launch of all time after Aubrey O’day from Danity Kane launches her t-shirt line Heart On My Sleeve. So what’s more disgusting in the above picture, her pit stains or her face? Aubrey O’Day will be selling her line on the Heart On My Sleeve official website, but I give it a week or so before they are beggin Hot Topic to sell it for them. If they want to be sucessful I recommend buying plain white t-shirts and just have Aubrey press her face caked in make-up on it, that would be a pretty cool design and it would possibly make her pretty again. So for my words of wisdom for the day for all you women out there, don’t over do the make-up and don’t design shitty t-shirt lines.

READ MORE ABOUT: aubrey o'day, BASH, Danity Kane, Heart On My Sleeve, perez hilton

Guns have been making more and more appearences in the fashion scene as of late. The first big sighting was the Chanel shoes with the gun shaped heel, and now Dolce and Gabana is featuring a pistol on the center of a sweater in their runway show. Rogue Status has developed a streetwear empire based on their military influenced print. And who could forget the designer gun show from earlier in the year. However just because you have guns on your clothes doesn’t guarentee success. Take for example Perez Hilton who holds the record for most embarassing clothing release of all time.

READ MORE ABOUT: Chanel, D&G, Dolce & Gabbana, Karl Lagerfeld, perez hilton, Rogue Status

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Scenes from happier days with Perez Hilton, you know when his collection didn’t crash and burn. I’m sure there is a Hot Topic exec kicking himself in the ass right now for picking up that phone call.

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Yeah, one graphic on t-shirts, bags and flip flops and these glasses by Kanye West.

By now we all know about Perez Hilton’s clothing line. The collection that included blog flip flops appears to be a major flop.  Perez Hilton decided to make an appearance at an LA Hot Topic to great his fans and sell some goods.  Apparently, no one came. An employee from the store reported what really went down the day of the event.

ONLY 7 people showed up. SEVEN.That’s it. Mario was BEYOND upset texting and DEMENDING the right water, food, ETC he was a rude royal pain in the ass and BEYOND crass… My manager was trying to get people to come in to meet Perez by handing out $5 gift cards NO ONE WANTED TO MEET HIM! …he left around 8:45PM without saying goodbye to anyone & looked like he had been crying like the little bitch he is. We sold a grand total of $6.45 of Perez Hilton items between 6PM – 9PM. My manager has already talked about discounting his ‘line’ !”

This is seriously the greatest story I’ve written, ever. I’ve never felt so great reporting on a story.

Seriously, Hot Topic?  Did you honestly think this line would sell?  You’re regular customer is a self hating emo kid who thinks they are being “different” by wearing you mass produced goods. The idea that a middle aged doucher who mainly talks to sad housewives and chubby gays looking for a midday break from their work day could create a collection your customers might buy is idiotic. I hope a shit load of people get fired at Hot Topic this week.

Also, if anyone has video of Perez Hilton crying at Hot Topic or his appearance there, I want it. It’s totally the new porno.

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Perez Hilton is releasing a line with Hot Topic. Metromix met up with the blogger to talk about his new line. He basically bashed Lauren Conrad’s collection and says his is better cause it’s wearable and cheap (also see made my Chinese children in sweatshops). Alright, I won’t suddenly proclaim my love for Lauren’s trash, but it’s surely better than this fucking shit pile of steaming vomit inducing hoodies and accessories.

I especially enjoy the idea that he believes that people will want to wear his collection cause it defines what his readers want.  If this is true then Perez’s audience is filled with idiotic TRL watching 16 year olds from the 1990’s.

Included in the mix of “fashions” are rubber bands and notebooks.  Oh god, this has got to be the worst thing to ever happen in the world of collaborations. Hot Topic, listen up, drop this line before it causes even more people to turn their back on your collections. Hire a real designer to revitalize your currently shitty offering and get off the Perez bandwagon.

If you need it, I can make a list of about a dozen indies out there who can do a better job than Perez’s half assed attempt at fashion.

READ MORE ABOUT: hot topic, Lauren Conrad, perez hilton

You too can look like this. I bet you’re excited. 

Oh, God! First the Paris Hilton Doll and now this.

Further proving that Hot Topic is the least relevant of fast retailers, the chain of mall stores (I believe they only exist in Middle America) are signing on gossip columnist/posterboy for late term abortions, Perez Hilton, for a collection of shitty tees, flip-flops and other completely undesirable items for their creatively titled “Perez Hilton for Hot Topic” line.  The collection will include Perezcious Pink and Gossip Gangster inspired items.

“It seems natural to make products that my readers will love and hopefully some guys will rock it too,” Perez said in a statement on Tuesday. “Some people might even call me a perfectionist (such perfection in drawing coke lines on celebrity pictures), well that person would be me! I’m very passionate about my brand. I have extremely high standards and I like to get my hands dirty!”“I’m most excited to finally see on the shelves products that are good and affordable for my readers. I actively sought out Hot Topic for that reason.”

“I keep seeing these lines from the likes of Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag that give me nightmares,” he says. “My brand will be very conscious of my audience.”

Hears a little SAT prep for you. Lauren Conrad’s fashion line is to nightmares, as Perez Hilton’s fashion line is to _______ .

If you said “being gang raped by a pack of wild, rabies infected gibbons covered in month old fecal mater and then taking a sawed off shotgun to the forehead when you discover two weeks later you are pregnant with one of their demon spawn, oh yeah, and you’re a man” then you are correct.

I know none of the readers of this site would be caught dead in a Hot Topic (and that’s why we love you) but it is extremely important to encourage others to stay farther away from this collection than you would from Perez’s downwind. A mean breath of this collection may lead people to think you’re a flamingly gay, ignorant failed actor with homophobic tendencies and bad hair who wishes for a day when his penis isn’t lodged between two massive rolls of fat.

Stay away from this like the plague. It wouldn’t even be funny if you bought the collection to be “ironic”. A sale is a sale and Perez Hilton is not smart enough to realize when people are buying his stuff to be dicks.

READ MORE ABOUT: hot topic, perez hilton

So Jezebel came clean today on their April Foolery.  But in the interim they received a shit load of hate male for making people believe that they actually did get in bed with Conde Nasty.  Pretty hilarious comments on their site today, but this gem really floats my boat…

“Hi Gals! That was so fantastic when you suggested that we really start getting acquainted. Hi, Jezebels! My name is Perez Hilton. Now, before you go any farther, you should know that that is a french name and it’s pronounced “Pa-RAY Heel-TONE.” I have to do that with everyone I meet because when you are descended from Joan of Freaking Arc (pardon my french!), it’s important to set people straight. Don’t you just love the Internet? Anyways, for the record, my dress size is a 27D and my shoe size is a 16 and a half. Who says that the french are all petities? At least here in Illinois we proud descendants of the french come in all shapes and sizes. Take that picture I am enclosing. I am a proud Lady of Size who is not afraid to declare my feminine features. Fat and happy, that’s me. Except when I am partying with my friends Dr. Peppers, Red Bulls, and Cheetos. Then I’m not so happy because I know it’s going to catch up with me later. Dutch oven style, if you know

what I mean. Love you, love your new Site! Perez “Puffy” Hilton.”

Who’s the prettiest tranny in the world?

READ MORE ABOUT: Jezebel, perez hilton