Edited by Josh Linam
Lies! Deceit! Complete and utter coverup! Things did not end so harmoniously, as Ashlee Simpson‘s camp claimed in her divorce with Pete Wentz. Apparently Pete pleaded with Ashlee not to leave.
Edited by Rebecca Alexander
After presenting his clothing collection, titled Clandestine Industries, during NY Fashion Week, Pete was carried out by two male models onto the runway wearing a mask and straight jacket. How very Hannibal Lecter!
Edited by Rebecca Alexander
Random argument happening at the office right now…which Simpson sister has more money, Jess or Ashlee (without Pete)? Jessica has a successful (don’t ask me why) clothing company, but Ashlee has a music and tv career. So who makes more?
Edited by Hillary Frazier
Eleven Past Eleven created a hilarious list on Buzznet in honor of Cobra Starship’s new album ‘Hot Mess,’ counting off the celebs (and wannabe celebs) that they believe to be a hot mess. We usually love to have tens of our own, but this was too clever to pass up.
1. Amy Winehouse: Hot: For being a popular british singer, and bringing back the Beehive; Mess: For being a notorious drug addict and alcoholic, having unnattractive teeth, and eating disorders, ect.
2. Trace Cyrus: Hot: For being the Lead singer of Metro Station, being Miley Cyrus’ big brother; Mess: For being the Lead singer of Metro Station, His face, Twitter-Dating / Twitter-Breaking up with Demi Lovato, Whispery-Rapist voice.
3. Pete Wentz: Hot: For being the bassist of Fall Out Boy, Ashlee Simpsons hubby, & being the owner of Clandestine Industries, Crush Management, and Decaydance Records, OH. And his guyliner; Mess: For leaking n00dz, having random panic attacks against the press & for supporting The Millionaires.
4. Gabe Saporta: Hot: For being the lead singer of Cobra Starship, and having hypnotizing hips; Mess: For deciding to manage and support a band called Millionaires.
5. Jeffree Star: Hot: For being known everywhere; Mess: For scaring small children, creating Scene kids, ect.
6. Lily Allen: Hot: For her self confidence and clever song writing skills; Mess: For flashing, and fashion faux-pas
7. Guy Ripley: Hot: For his accent; Mess: For stalking Cobra Starship / William Beckett a little too much.
8. Ryan Ross: Hot: For once being loved for his Rose Vest and peacock hairdo; also being the cute guitarist backup singer for Panic(!) At The Disco; Mess: For completely changing the sound of PATD into a Beatles-esque band, then quitting said band. As well as a random and misleading marriage.
9. Ronnie Radke: Hot: Known for singing ‘Situations’; Mess: For being put in the slammer, due to assault charges.
10. (And my favorite) Perez Hilton: Hot: *Original* Founder of Multicolored Hair trend; Mess: Bad mouths and whines; And can’t take a punch.
Edited by Kirby Marzec
Unless you’re a Broadway star, you most likely can’t sing as well as you act. In addition, if you’re dumb enough to sell your soul to reality television, you probably aren’t literate enough to write a novel, let alone spell your name. That being said, it is beyond me how today’s celebrities think they can be virtuosos and dabble in careers that require talent. Here’s a list of the ten most annoying, basically talentless, celebrity multitaskers. Read it and weep:
1.) PARIS HILTON: Even though she’s only famous for being daddy’s little future trust-fund baby, Paris has unfortunately soiled the world as an actress, reality television personality, singer, model, fashion designer, perfumer, television producer and porn star. And people wonder why foreigners laugh at Americans.
2.) KATE MOSS: Aside from blowing coke, Kate has flirted with modeling, acting, singing, designing for TopShop and writing a cookbook!
3.) LINDSAY LOHAN: When LiLo isn’t taking part in bulimic vomit sessions, she enjoys acting, singing (poorly), modeling, designing leggings and pretending to be a lesbian.
4.) KANYE WEST: When the people at the Gap send Kanye home after a long day of interning, the Louis Vuitton Don loves to rap, write songs, design shoes, attending shows at fashion week and shave Amber Rose’s head.
5.) LAUREN CONRAD: Although Lauren’s clothing line failed miserably, she avoids suicide by keeping busy with being a reality television personality, appearing in Family Guy, singing, writing her autobiography and attempting to sell the remainder of her clothing line.
6.) HILARY DUFF: She hasn’t been in the tabloids lately, but Hilary’s repertoire consists of acting, singing, modeling, designing clothes and looking like a horse with those veneers of hers.
7.) PETE WENTZ: Being a douche bag is tough work, but Wentz still finds time to sing, act in CSI, design hideous clothes and own several bars.
8.) HEIDI MONTAG: Wiping Spencer Pratt’s ass is awfully time consuming, so props to Heidi for making time to be a reality television personality, actress, singer and model. What an ambitious girl!
9.) FERGIE: Aside from being the universal spelling-bee champion, Fergie prides herself on her singing, acting and designing careers. G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S.
10.) NICOLE RICHIE: With a second baby in her belly and a reality television, singing, acting, maternity-wear designing career under her belt, Richie is the ultimate mom.
Edited by Hillary Frazier
The NYC bar Angels & Kings has been closed temporarily. Guess Pete didn’t hire the right bouncers, this bar was busted for serving alcohol to minors. Oops!
SOURCE: Perez Hilton
Edited by Andy Wass
I’m beginning to think that the title “F*ck-Ups: Pete Wentz” is mad redundant.
Seeing your washed-up sister-in-law making headlines must make Petey feel mighty left out, so he’s taken to his blog to try to make news with his new pornstache.
He swoons, “i might bring this shit back, its so trashy. i love the mullet and stache, for real in a not ironic way.”
My guess is Baby Bronx isn’t getting a little brother or sister anytime soon.
Edited by Andy Wass
What a glorious sight to wake up to!
Tough guy Pete Wentz was spotted at LAX Thursday in furry black boots. Are they from the Jessica Simpson Collection?
Image from Just Jared.
Edited by Rebecca Alexander
“I hunted her down and shot the dart in her. I just had to wait for her to collapse! Basically, I’m married to the person I’d be jerking off to.”
From his interview with the February issue of Blender, and yes, that is Pete Wentz above
Edited by Rebecca Alexander
Before
Now
So we haven’t done a ‘before they had stylists’ in a while, were looking for the perfect celeb for the next one, and I believe it’s been well worth the wait.
Above is an image of recent Pete, and I must admit that he looks mighty HOT. I’m loving the clean face and goatie, and since we are a fashion blog after all, I have to mention his all black outfit, which looks quite stylish. Guess married life/being a daddy is doing good things for Pete. Keep up the good look, and leave the guyliner to Marilyn Manson.
