All Entries Tagged With: "Pink"

Beauty Call: Kate Moss’ New Do

Kate Moss has been herald as a fashion icon for the last 15 years. From the waif look, to skinny jeans, and gladiator shoes we, the fashion masses, have followed. Now Kate Moss was snapped with pink highlights in her blonde, newly cropped hair. The model was seen out with this new do, celebrating her daughter’s 6th birthday with a pink-themed party. Whatever Kate Moss does the fashion posse follows.

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I’m Over It: Victoria’s Secret Pink Sweatpants

Hangovers are terrible. I sympathize with students who are forced to attend class after a night of irresponsible drinking. Yes, it’s foolish to stay at the bar until 2 a.m. on a Tuesday, but let’s face it; college is about being immature and reckless before getting a real job. However, there is no excuse for not being able to throw on the crumpled, 3-month-unwashed, comfortable jeans slung over your computer chair. Instead, I see about 600 girls a day wearing Pink sweatpants. It doesn’t matter if the temperature is 95 or -5 degrees outside, people wear these sweatpants to class on a daily basis. You had time to put on a full face of cakey makeup but couldn’t button your jeans? Time management, people, time management. And these sweatpants aren’t cheap either; I’ve seen some pairs that sell for $50! I can buy awesome old man sweatpants at Goodwill for $2, and people spend 25 times that amount to look like the same pile of hung over crap. Unless you are going to be a gym teacher, learn how to make that hangover look appropriate ASAP…chances are your future employer won’t tolerate pink, rhinestone-covered sweatpants in the office.

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How To Look Trailer: Ride a John Deer

I barely have words for this photo…Nope just kidding!

Oh Pink, you’ve fallen a long way from your “Dear Mr.President” days. Did you lose everything in the divorce from Cory or are you finally embracing your white-trash roots?  Pay attention indies cause we’re about to give you a lesson in trailer. Step One, ride to work on a John Deer mower. Step Two, there is none cause once you’ve done that every redneck inbred in a 50 mile radius will be on your ass for a quick helping of the type of loving the government doesn’t want to know about.

Actually, Pink might just be shooting a scene from a remake of Back to The Future in which she plays Doc Brown.

HolyF*&kingSh&t: Three Styles, One Party

I have no idea what brought Pink, Winona Ryder, and Juliette Lewis together, but I’m glad something did.