Fashion F*ck Ups: Jade Jagger, Alice Dellal and Pixie Geldo

Edited by Kirby Marzec

Jade Jagger, Alice Dellal and Pixie Geldof showed at the 2008 British Fashion Awards looking like a trio of hot messes. I’m not exactly sure if Jagger is wearing an ill-fitting dress or an oversized silk coat. And the fake pearls aren’t working for me…it looks like a blind man threw them at you. I don’t exactly mind Alice Dellal’s outfit as much as I mind her half-shaved, half-hair-do. Pixie Geldof has resurrected the trashy clear-toed hooker heels and looks like she’s packing a lil’ sumthin-sumthin extra in her leggings. And is she wearing a metal top or a chain-link fence? Next time you attend a Fashion Award ceremony, you might want to try looking fashionable…

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2008 Glastonbury Festival Fashion Review

Edited by Marissa Moshell, Student

The 2008 Glastonbury Festival is over and done, but the stream of fashion photos from the event continue to stream in. We’ve got some of our favorite celebrity picts from the hits and misses of the London music festival.

Kelly Osbourne, Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse

Kelly looks like she’s trying to hide some of her left over fat flaps (come on, you know she got a case of the gastric) under this ill fitting peasant dress. The color sucks and the boots are vicious.  Kate Moss verified her status as fading fashion trendsetter with a look that rocked three years ago when Sienna Miller did it. Also, more boots.  Amy Winehouse looks ridiculous in the dress above, the push-up padding ain’t working and no one really wants to here Rehab for the millionth time. Amy, come out with a new album or die already, you’re really starting to annoy me.

Portia Freeman and Alexa Chung

Pete Doherty’s coke/fuck buddy looks like a poor mans Courtney Love, while Alexa Chung looks like she’s dating her younger brother. More BOOTS!!! You know, I get it. It’s muddy so you figure you need to throw on a pair of black foot rapers, but seriously could one of you been original and worn a different color or something.  I kind of love the high waisted shorts though, what do you think indies, trendspark worthy?

Duffy gives her best O-face and rocks out with more high-waisted shorts. (Totally gonna be a trendspark).

Kelly Osborn, Lily Allen, Pixie Geldof

I really want yellow rain coats to be cool. Can some of you out there get on this?  Or maybe a designer can work on creating it? Lily Allen is starting to look like a caricature of herself, no?  And Pixie has one of the coolest cardigans I’ve seen in a long time.  Oh yeah, AND MORE FUCKING BOOTS….

Daisy Lowe, Pixie Geldof, Kelly Osbourne

Is Daisy Lowe the British Corey Kennedy?  Also Pixie is my favorite person and Kelly looks like one of Michael Jackson’s kids.

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Gwyn Gets Bashed (And Not By Us)

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

“Gwynnie [Paltrow] and her less-than-perfect knees and short, short skirt was one example of how not to wear these sandals past the age of Pixie Geldolf.” This comment was stated by The Times‘s Carolyn Asome.

I must disagree with this statement, I think Gwyn looks beautiful (and is aging very gracefully), the legs stretch for days, are perfectly straight, and the shoes she wears are super cool. I believe that she is on her way to becoming a style icon (latest looks above).

Oh You Brits and Your Celebrities

Edited by Lauren Garroni

I’m not quite sure who Pixie Geldof is. That’s not true I know she’s the daughter of Bob Geldof, that guy who does all those “Live 8″ and “Live Aid” concerts, and she is famous for partying in London. OH and she is cursed with a god-awful name Little Pixie Geldof! Evidently that is enough to merit a cover on a magazine at the age of 18! Here she is on the cover of Tatler magazine. And I have to say I am loving this cover. I have hated that Miu Miu dress since I saw it on the runway, but somehow it looks awesome on her. She is styled to perfection with those industrial accessories  and that revamped military hat.

She also is blessed with the right amount of airbrushing. Not to say she was ugly before, but she just happens to look like a different person on the cover. Let’s just say that when I searched for a photo of her this came up:

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