VS Angel Goes with God, Ellen Dances on Moms’ Anti-Gay Pedestal and Kanye Returns to Paris

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- Joan Rivers has had 739 plastic surgery procedures — meanwhile, Ground Zero has seen less construction. [Buzzfeed]

- Celebrities are clamoring to spice up their red carpet lives by wearing Victoria Beckham to this year’s Oscars. [Daily Mail]

- Victoria’s Secret Angel Kylie Bisutti apparently took her title too seriously and quit VS because god doesn’t care for that kind of behavior in his heavenly hosts. [Vogue UK]

Kendall Jenner for Lovecat Magazine: She Loves Exclamation Points

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

I’m so tired of hearing about the Kardashian klan, I could just keel. But cute younger sis twins Kylie and Kendall Jenner are the prettiest, plastic surgery and diet pill-free (at least we think) siblings of the bunch. Lovecat Magazine thinks so too, as the publication recently interview Kendall for Issue 3. One thing we’ve learned from the Q&A? Jenner loves exclamation points, maybe a little too much.

VICE’s Fashion Week Internationale Blows Through Colombia

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VICE‘s Charlet Duboc took a trip down South American way to attend Colombia Fashion Week in Medellin — formerly the stomping grounds of drug czar, Pablo Escobar – in the third installment of the mag’s unconventional documentary series, Fashion Week Internationale.  There, she found a startling contrast between the country’s coked-up past and its bid to be taken seriously as a fashion capital. Whereas the models of Columbia Moda were the usual breed of leggy, thin, Anglo catwalker seen in Milan, London, Paris and New York; at a separate fashion week, Columbia para el Mundo, booty was king.

BROADCAST: Top 5 Reasons to Go Under the Knife

Edited by Jessica Lapidos

Over 1.6 million laid down the loot for beauty last year. Plastic surgery becomes ever more popular by the day, and there are countless reasons people choose to endure pain for beauty. And you know what? They’ve got a point. So does Nicki Minaj. Here are the top 5 reasons plastic surgery is a good idea.

Gisele Demands Flats…Kate Moss’s Daughter Gets Photoshopped…Something’s Rotten in the State of Glamour

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-Supermodel of the world, Gisele Bündchen Brady, made Balenciaga‘s Nicolas Ghesquière change out the shoes in the Spring 2011 show because she was apparently “not used to walking with heels anymore.” Can’t walk in heels?! That’s like finding out Santa Claus doesn’t exist or Anna Wintour is actually human. [The Cut]

MUSE OF THE WORLD: It Pays to Be Skinny, Literally…World’s Worst Mother Gifts Boob Job to 7 Year Old…Duran Duran’s Super Friends

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- A recent study in The Journal of Applied Psychology confirms what I’ve been saying for ages: skinny bitches run the world. On average, thin women make $22,000 more than their “average weight counterparts.” [Refinery29]

Preventative Botox May Prematurely Age You

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Hi Botox, are you there? It’s me, Irony. According to British cosmetic specialist, Dr. Darren McKeown, there is no proof that Botox works as a preventative against wrinkles and that “long-term overuse” can lead to the face appearing “inadvertently aged.”

MUSE OF THE WORLD: Conan the Bastard Barbarian…Killer Weaves!…Franco Graduates NYU

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- Seems like the reason behind Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver‘s separation might be the secret child Arnie fathered 10 years ago with a maid. Yep, that’ll do it. [Life]