Edited by Samantha Lim
Now that we’ve thoroughly freaked you out with 15 year old real life Sailor Moon, here’s a sneak peek into her future: a 21 year old plastic surgery ridden Barbie Doll.
Edited by Samantha Lim
Happy Birthday Botox! It has been 10 years since the FDA approved the use of Botox as a cosmetic (and 10 years since Martin Scorsese complained that it made it impossible for actors to express emotion). We thought we’d say happy birthday with a gallery of Hollywood Botox jobs. From flawless Cindy Crawford to…. well, Carrot Top, here are the top five best and worst celebrities botox jobs.
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
-Chin up! Chin augmentation is now the fastest growing plastic surgery in America, making one long for the less complicated days of face-lifts, boob jobs and voluntary lipo. [Huff Po]
- Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was Secretary of Shots in Colombia, leaving her pantsuit and her ponytail at home to knock a few back with the girls. I believe this was shortly before the entire Secret Service got secretly serviced. [NY Post]
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- Joan Rivers has had 739 plastic surgery procedures — meanwhile, Ground Zero has seen less construction. [Buzzfeed]
- Celebrities are clamoring to spice up their red carpet lives by wearing Victoria Beckham to this year’s Oscars. [Daily Mail]
- Victoria’s Secret Angel Kylie Bisutti apparently took her title too seriously and quit VS because god doesn’t care for that kind of behavior in his heavenly hosts. [Vogue UK]
Edited by Amanda Gabriele
I’m so tired of hearing about the Kardashian klan, I could just keel. But cute younger sis twins Kylie and Kendall Jenner are the prettiest, plastic surgery and diet pill-free (at least we think) siblings of the bunch. Lovecat Magazine thinks so too, as the publication recently interview Kendall for Issue 3. One thing we’ve learned from the Q&A? Jenner loves exclamation points, maybe a little too much.
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
VICE‘s Charlet Duboc took a trip down South American way to attend Colombia Fashion Week in Medellin — formerly the stomping grounds of drug czar, Pablo Escobar – in the third installment of the mag’s unconventional documentary series, Fashion Week Internationale. There, she found a startling contrast between the country’s coked-up past and its bid to be taken seriously as a fashion capital. Whereas the models of Columbia Moda were the usual breed of leggy, thin, Anglo catwalker seen in Milan, London, Paris and New York; at a separate fashion week, Columbia para el Mundo, booty was king.
Edited by Jessica Lapidos
Over 1.6 million laid down the loot for beauty last year. Plastic surgery becomes ever more popular by the day, and there are countless reasons people choose to endure pain for beauty. And you know what? They’ve got a point. So does Nicki Minaj. Here are the top 5 reasons plastic surgery is a good idea.
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-Supermodel of the world, Gisele Bündchen Brady, made Balenciaga‘s Nicolas Ghesquière change out the shoes in the Spring 2011 show because she was apparently “not used to walking with heels anymore.” Can’t walk in heels?! That’s like finding out Santa Claus doesn’t exist or Anna Wintour is actually human. 
[The Cut]
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- A recent study in The Journal of Applied Psychology confirms what I’ve been saying for ages: skinny bitches run the world. On average, thin women make $22,000 more than their “average weight counterparts.” [Refinery29]
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Hi Botox, are you there? It’s me, Irony. According to British cosmetic specialist, Dr. Darren McKeown, there is no proof that Botox works as a preventative against wrinkles and that “long-term overuse” can lead to the face appearing “inadvertently aged.”
