What: Boardwalk Empire, Season 2

When: September 25th, 9 p.m.

Where: HBO

Trends to look for: Fur, beaded flapper dresses, red lips, Marcel waves, three-piece suits, cigarette holders, long pearls, cloche hats, fascinators and watch fobs

ARCHER: Archer, a new half-hour animated comedy series airing on FX. L-R: Malory Archer and Sterling Archer. CR: FX

- Red carpet favorite Marchesa is hopping into less formal territory with its one-off Playboy Bunny costume design for the new Playboy Club opening in London June 4th. Using the original iconic costume design, Georgina Chapman and co. added “Marchesa’s signature details, such as hand draping and embroidery.” I better not see a forty-foot train of tulle cascading from that bunny tail. [Vogue]

- Anna Wintour parachuted into the J. Crew store on Fifth Ave to celebrate CFDA winner Billy Reid and the two designers who subsequently ate his dust, Prabal Gurung and Eddie Borgo.  All three designed capsule collections for the Crew; Reid’s seven piece collection is available online now through May with Gurung’s premiering in June and Borgo’s in July. [Fashionista]

Holly will be rated on the below categories, five being the highest and 1 being the lowest.

Fit: 5

Appropriateness: 4

Trendiness: 4

Styling: 5

Shoes: 4

Hair: 5

Makeup: 5

Pose: 5

Confidence: 4

Holly was always my least favorite Girl Next Door, but she’s definitely the classiest, even though she usually acted like a bitch on the show. She looks great in this dress, the hair and makeup isn’t too much and she’s working it for real.

In her memoir, Bunny Tales, Izabella St. James paints a portrait of carpets soiled by dog poop, Quaalude- and Viagra-induced sex with Hef and A-list celebrities and birthday cosmetic surgeries footed by the old man himself.

In describing sex with the quintessential playboy, St. James said “he just lay there like a dead fish.” That’s a bit insensitive. He’s not dead yet, after all. St. James goes on to explain:

“We often wondered why he did it at all. He must know deep down that it is just a show. But he is trying to live out this fantasy he has been selling to people since 1954. He wants to live up to the Playboy image he created and the expectations people have of him.”

Even more disturbing, if that’s at all possible, Jill Ann Spaulding reveals that Hef didn’t use condoms.

“There was no protection and no testing for sexually transmitted ­diseases.”

Gross.

After refusing to have sex with Hefner, Spaulding was “quickly dismissed” from the mansion. Put out or get out, lady.

I’m always wary over tell-all memoirs, because people are trying to sell books after all. It’s not surprising that the Playboy mansion would be totally skeevy. Charlie Sheen frequents it for a reason.

However, I’m taking this information with a grain of salt. And a vial of Valtrex.

LINK LOVE: Daily Mail

Is this Lauren Conrad or Carmen Electra? Guess we’ll never know, due to the high amounts of photoshop.

Oh a side note, I want that playboy bunny garment (if you can call it that). I think it would go nicely with my Hugh Heffer blow up doll.

Thanks Scandalist for the pic

But compared to the full back sun tattoo (pictured above), I would rather have Playboy bunnies all over my face. Basically, this sun tattoo is accomplished by wearing a robe with cutout designs all over it. Tan for a few days and voila, you are now that idiot with the garden scene on your back. Hey, good news is if you get skin cancer, at least it will be in the shape of a flower!

Thanks Jezebel!