Hugh Hefner, reportedly unhappy with LiLo’s first Playboy shoot, had the professional ex-convict come back to the manse for a second photoshoot with a second photographer. But fear not pervs, the Lohan Playboy issue is still scheduled to hit newsstands for January. However, don’t expect her to go all spread eagle because this is a classy affair. We’re talking tits out but panties on. Because she’s a frikkin’ lady and don’t you frikkin’  forget it! [E!]

*Sidebar: Can we talk about how the Lohan has spent more time behind bars than most rappers, which I think is a sad commentary on the state of hip-hop today. When a white girl from Long Island who was a Disney star before puberty has more street cred than you, it’s time to hang up the mic and call it a day.

In her memoir, Bunny Tales, Izabella St. James paints a portrait of carpets soiled by dog poop, Quaalude- and Viagra-induced sex with Hef and A-list celebrities and birthday cosmetic surgeries footed by the old man himself.

In describing sex with the quintessential playboy, St. James said “he just lay there like a dead fish.” That’s a bit insensitive. He’s not dead yet, after all. St. James goes on to explain:

“We often wondered why he did it at all. He must know deep down that it is just a show. But he is trying to live out this fantasy he has been selling to people since 1954. He wants to live up to the Playboy image he created and the expectations people have of him.”

Even more disturbing, if that’s at all possible, Jill Ann Spaulding reveals that Hef didn’t use condoms.

“There was no protection and no testing for sexually transmitted ­diseases.”

Gross.

After refusing to have sex with Hefner, Spaulding was “quickly dismissed” from the mansion. Put out or get out, lady.

I’m always wary over tell-all memoirs, because people are trying to sell books after all. It’s not surprising that the Playboy mansion would be totally skeevy. Charlie Sheen frequents it for a reason.

However, I’m taking this information with a grain of salt. And a vial of Valtrex.

LINK LOVE: Daily Mail

There are so many reasons why I love Uffie, and this video is just another reason why. We’re all familiar with the Playboy Mansion, but this is what I view the Dim Mak records party house as being like haha. Gorgeous girls, great music and amazing style!