RANDOM COOL: Poo-Pourri

Edited by Kirby Marzec

When you’re sittin’ on the pot and you feel something hot it’s…well, you know how it goes. If it isn’t bad enough answering the “where have you been for the past 2o minutes?” question, the line outside your bathroom door and that god-awful lingering smell definitely makes it worse. Despite what men have been told, girls DO poop and smell, but thanks to the new bathroom essential, Poo-Pourri, the potty odor annihilator, women everywhere can help ease this harsh realization. 

Spritz the bowl before you go and no one else will ever know! Sure, your stomach might not feel so hot after bingeing on the leftover chili-mac, but at least the poor drunkard will have a fresh smelling toilet to rest his face on! 

 

Grab your own bottle of Poo-Pourri here!