First Coachella Dream with Dr Martens and his Prescriptions

Edited by Jessica Lapidos

In a fantastical dream last night, I was skipping through hot fields packed with wildly garbed people and hula hoops. Ahead of me, The Black Keys were electrifying “Everlasting Light” on a massive stage, and behind me there was a great deal of foofaraw; including a giant glowing structure built of egg cartons and, oddly enough, each of my  head scarves. I was floating, lighter than air, and every time I looked down at my feet, I was wearing a different pair of Dr. Martens. Metallic high tops! Purple polka dot creepers! Impressionist floral combat boots! And each time the Docs made a switch, The Sartorialist, Scott Schumann, snapped a picture of me. Meanwhile Garance Doré was across the field with 3 trailer trucks and a bevy of models, lighting, and incidentally, glow sticks, whilst she directed a photo shoot. When I turned back, The Black Keys had stopped, and the president of Dr. Martens takes the mic to welcome us all to Coachella 2012.

There can only be one explanation for such a dream….

INDIE NEWSROOM: Sex and the Prequel…Julia Roberts and Christy Turlington No Longer Allowed in UK…Gays Marrying Kind of the Cutest Thing Ever

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- A Sex and the City prequel with Blake Lively as Samantha, Selena Gomez as Charlotte, Emma Roberts as Miranda and Elizabeth Olsen as Carrie? Someone’s clearly enjoying a game of fantasy fagball. [Fashionista]

8 Stunning Sunglasses That Come Full Circle

Edited by Jessica Lapidos

Round frames are sensational. It’s not really news. John Lennon lived in them. Lady Gaga dons the very best of them. We love them and have already been dabbling. Here I’ve scouted 8 sunglasses that will pop your peepers in a circular motion. OO that feels good.

7 Seven Baby Name Alternatives According to Seinfeld

Edited by Jessica Lapidos

The master of social awkwardness, Jerry Seinfeld himself, has naysaid Seven as a name. George Costanza thought it was a good idea? ‘Nuff said. Be that as it may, some celebrities have insisted to number their children. Case in point, Posh and Beck’s new baby [spice] girl, Harper Seven Beckham. Though they weren’t the first, Erikah Badu and André 3000 blessed their child with the name Seven Sirius Benjamin (sorry, Ms. Jackson). Well, Seinfeld believes that naming a child Seven will directly contribute to it getting 7-life in jail, by way of 7 beatings, stitches, etc. Here are Seinfeld’s 7 useful baby name alternatives for George’s un-conceived child, and future celebrity offspring:

Victoria Drops the Beckham for New, Younger, Cheaper Dress Line

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Victoria Beckham is launching a younger, “girlier,” more affordable collection of dresses for Spring 2012 called simply, Victoria. They’re super cute, super 60s and retailing for $500 to $900, just pretty damn super.

Victoria Beckham Picks Up Handbags #InMoreThanOneWay

Edited by Josh Linam

Victoria Beckham is posh-spice-ing things up with a new, sleek line of handbags.

Becks’ bags were up for grabs on Net-a-Porter UK this morning, and they SOLD OUT like Justin Bieber tickets at a little-girl-fest. The bags officially hit stores later this month.

Victoria Beckham Adds Posh Purses to Her Accessories Line

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

Can’t get enough of Victoria Beckham‘s style? Now you can carry your whole life around in one of her designs. The Posh fashionista added purses to her already stellar line, and this two-tone bag is as chic as it is functional.

Victoria Beckham Cracks A Smile On The Cover Of Marie Claire?!

Edited by McArthur Joseph

Yes, Posh Spice cracks a smiles and the world has not ended. (Yet) It seems like she’s hiding a secret on the November cover of Marie Claire, maybe how to bag a hubby as fine as David Beckham perhaps?

Posh is ‘Icy and Wooden’! Anyone Surprised?

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

Victoria Beckham taped her American Idol segment over the weekend at the auditions in Denver. A source described Posh as bland and said, “It didn’t go too well. She tried too hard to be ‘nice,’ but came off as icy and wooden.”

Why am I not surprised?

Moment of Style: Romeo Beckham

Edited by Andy Wass

6-year-old Romeo Beckham went to dinner with Mommy Posh and his brothers (oh, and Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana) Thursday night in Milan.

He jailbaited it up in a pinstriped suit, brown shoes, and slicked-backed hair — just like Daddy!

Photos from The Daily Mail.