Victoria Beckham taped her American Idol segment over the weekend at the auditions in Denver. A source described Posh as bland and said, “It didn’t go too well. She tried too hard to be ‘nice,’ but came off as icy and wooden.”

Why am I not surprised?

6-year-old Romeo Beckham went to dinner with Mommy Posh and his brothers (oh, and Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana) Thursday night in Milan.

He jailbaited it up in a pinstriped suit, brown shoes, and slicked-backed hair — just like Daddy!

Photos from The Daily Mail.

Putting the “Posh” in, well “Posh” for over ten years, Victoria Beckham risked looking a little hippy in Dubai this weekend.

Her billowy Dolce and Gabbana dress with corset top practically orbited around her Saturday at an Italian soccer party.

Becks wore a white Polo shirt…

An interesting cover choice, Victoria Beckham does Vogue India’s November issue with mad extensions.

Image from Faded Youth Blog.

Posh keeps up her menswear kick in Madrid.  I’m dying to know if that’s one or two vests, and how far up the zipper on her Han Solo pants go.

Image from Jezebel.

Lady Beckham kicked it Avril style when she hit up a German boutique for the launch of her FW08 dVb denim collection.  

Picture from The Daily Mail.

A Daily Mail article reports that Daddy Beckham carts his kids home from school in a ” £300,00 Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe…with two teams of personal security trailing him.”

And this is what Posh wore Sunday to son Brooklyn’s soccer game.

Kate and I are cool. We go way back.

But today all these blogs are screaming about Ms. Moss’ new(??) haircut, and how she’s following Posh Spice’s lead for mad short ‘dos. Here it is in all its trendy glory…

Am I blind? Did she just get rid of the bangs? Is there nothing remotely interesting about her skull right now?

Recently there have been talks that Victoria’s new line of chic dresses won’t be shown at fashion week. Well, we’re hear to tell you that, unfortunately, those are all rumors. The ex Spice Girl will be doing a private showing for editors and buyers to get an upclose and personal view. Not that anyone would really want one. The showing is appointment only, so take out your calenders Ms. Beckham is coming through.