There can only be one explanation for such a dream….

I won a trip to COACHELLA 2012!!! Here’s how:

- Wu-Tang still ain’t nothin’ to fuck with, but they’re also a prime employment opportunity. [Refinery29]

Seinfeld Says:

1. Mug

2. Ketchup

3. Bisquick

4. Pimento

5. Gherkin

6. Sauce

7. Maxwell House

Relive the George breakdown here.

What’s the most absurd celebrity baby name you eva done heard?

Vicks, 15 months pregnant with her first girl — who will, by the bye, be the best-dressed baby in the world so Suri Cruise, fall back — spoke to WWD about her new line along with her seemingly sassy “de facto chief executive officer” Zach Duane.

While Victoria envisions the line as representing her other, softer, less fierce grand diva bitch side, Zach tosses his weave back and tells it like it is: “We had to do something or we’d be a niche brand forever.”

The dresses were inspired by Emily the Strange and mix a very definite 60s silhouette with bright, vibrant colors, resulting in what Beckham refers to as her “most girly collection” ever. The Victoria dress line will also be less body conscious, with the designer’s intent to open them up “to women and girls of all different shapes and sizes.”

Aside from discussing her upcoming collection, the WWD article also offers an interesting portrait of the usually reserved Victoria Beckham. She comes off as just another “working mum” who likens the pressure to “juggling glass balls when you’ve got the kids and a husband to look after, and you’re passionate about your career.”

But the most interesting tidbit comes from Vicks’ longtime manager and Svengali, Simon Fuller, who explains Victoria’s ascent from the ashes of dVb, her joint brand with huzzy David :

“Very quickly we realized that she had a voice, there was demand, and more importantly, that she had her own brand that was very distinct from her life as David’s wife or them as a couple. We realized that the dVb brand name didn’t really work because they’ve taken very different paths, and what she stands for in the market is very different from what he stands for. We decided with the launch of the dress line that it would just be called Victoria Beckham and over a period of a few seasons, rebranded everything. DVb, as far as she’s concerned, does not exist anymore.”

Rather quietly and shrewdly, Victoria Beckham has carved a place for herself outside of David Beckham, the Spice Girls and her alien hyperbitch public image. And she did it with 3 kids hanging off of her and a 4th on the way — nevermind that she probably has 400 nannies and a full house staff. But of all the Spice Girls, who knew Posh would be the most successful? [WWD]

Becks’ bags were up for grabs on Net-a-Porter UK this morning, and they SOLD OUT like Justin Bieber tickets at a little-girl-fest. The bags officially hit stores later this month.

Beckham’s new handbag line comes in six sexy styles and retails between $1,800 to $13,950. Look for them at Bergdorf Goodman, Neiman Marcus LA and netaporter.com.

I’m impressed. Anything this girl touches turns to gold bricks of awesome.

Victoria seamlessly bridged the gap from pop superstar to trophy wife to high-fashion designer. She is brand new to the couture game and was already nominated for a British Fashion Award earlier this year.

Can’t wait to see the continued evolution of the Beckham power couple, as they dominate the world.

[Link Love + Pic: Fashionologie]

The bag costs $2,600 and is available at Bergdorf Goodman, Neiman Marcus Los Angeles and Net-A-Porter.com. Stay tuned for more fabulousness from Beckham‘s bag line as the styles are released.

LINK LOVE: The Zoe Report

Victoria Beckham taped her American Idol segment over the weekend at the auditions in Denver. A source described Posh as bland and said, “It didn’t go too well. She tried too hard to be ‘nice,’ but came off as icy and wooden.”

Why am I not surprised?

LINK LOVE: NY Mag via Radar

6-year-old Romeo Beckham went to dinner with Mommy Posh and his brothers (oh, and Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana) Thursday night in Milan.

He jailbaited it up in a pinstriped suit, brown shoes, and slicked-backed hair — just like Daddy!

Photos from The Daily Mail.

Putting the “Posh” in, well “Posh” for over ten years, Victoria Beckham risked looking a little hippy in Dubai this weekend.

Her billowy Dolce and Gabbana dress with corset top practically orbited around her Saturday at an Italian soccer party.

Becks wore a white Polo shirt…

An interesting cover choice, Victoria Beckham does Vogue India’s November issue with mad extensions.

Image from Faded Youth Blog.

Posh keeps up her menswear kick in Madrid.  I’m dying to know if that’s one or two vests, and how far up the zipper on her Han Solo pants go.

Image from Jezebel.

Lady Beckham kicked it Avril style when she hit up a German boutique for the launch of her FW08 dVb denim collection.  

Picture from The Daily Mail.

A Daily Mail article reports that Daddy Beckham carts his kids home from school in a ” £300,00 Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe…with two teams of personal security trailing him.”

And this is what Posh wore Sunday to son Brooklyn’s soccer game.

Kate and I are cool. We go way back.

But today all these blogs are screaming about Ms. Moss’ new(??) haircut, and how she’s following Posh Spice’s lead for mad short ‘dos. Here it is in all its trendy glory…

Am I blind? Did she just get rid of the bangs? Is there nothing remotely interesting about her skull right now?

Recently there have been talks that Victoria’s new line of chic dresses won’t be shown at fashion week. Well, we’re hear to tell you that, unfortunately, those are all rumors. The ex Spice Girl will be doing a private showing for editors and buyers to get an upclose and personal view. Not that anyone would really want one. The showing is appointment only, so take out your calenders Ms. Beckham is coming through.