Oh, my arms. It’s a genetic disorder called Muppet Paw Syndrome. My mother had a wild time freebasing in the 70’s and dated a black bear for a few months. I was there love child. sniff-sniff Do you smell salmon?

Proenza Schouler’s previous collections have always tickled my fashion bone (right next to the funny one but looks way better in a three-piece suit), but this pre-fall collection is just making me long for their full runway show during fashion week.