Gisele stars in this campaign, sans baby bump thanks to some creepy photoshop. London Fog commented that they photoshopped her baby bump to “respect her privacy”. Too bad everyone who didn’t know has now been informed of her pregnancy because they released this statement. Privacy fail.

SOURCE: Just Jared

Karolina Kurkova is apparently 6 months pregnant, and we’re just finding out! Despite Adriana Lima and Heidi Klum stealing all her pregnancy thunder, I’m sure Karolina Kurkova will be back in the Victoria Secret shows strutting her stuff in precisely two and a half weeks after she gives birth a la Heidi Klum. I wonder what it will do her her Kyle XY-esque belly button.

SOURCE: Modelinia

Oh MIA, Why? Why oh why oh why do you make it so easy to bash you?

We get that any day now you will be nursing your fetal hipster offspring, spewing milk from your Sri Lankan utters, while talking bout that time you considered to call it quits to focus on fashion. But did you really need to offer the world a fee pass to your peek show?!?

Please, strongly reconsider reentering retirement (or at least maternity leave).  I love paper planes and all, but Rey Rey and Santagold can take it from here.