Bergdorf Goodman ran the above ad in NY Mag last week, suggesting a $3000 punk outfit. Blogue gives you the DIY version, as if a true punker really needed one!

Retail mogul and Kate Moss BFF Sir Philip Green traipsed around on his Barbados vacation with a Sex Pistols T-shirt that would give Avril AND Paris a run for their money (if Avril has any left, that is). The faces of Green himself, Simon Cowell, and Sylvester Stallone, top the bodies of the rockers.

Oh, Grandpa. You own TOPSHOP. You can’t get a decent beach cover-up?

The Daily Mail.

Images from “Individual Fashion Expo.IV”, a gothic, lolita and punk fashion event, in Tokyo. How cute are all these outfits?

Thanks Reuters for the pics