Do I know how to shave with this? No. If I did, would I ever shave with this? Probably Not. So why would I ever want this? Well, this incredibly amazing flat blade razor, by Black Sheep and Prodigal Son, is hand crafted from 10,000 year old mammoth ivory. Yeah, mother effin’ mammoth. Like Ray Ramano in Ice Age mammoth.

This limited edition (obviously) razor is one of fifty made. The only real reason I want this thing is so I can carry it around with me at all times like Leo Dicaprio in Gangs Of New York (despite the fact that it is clearly a breech of homeland security). I really can’t think of very many other things on this planet more badass than this. 

The only way to get one of these bad boys is to email Sales@BlackSheepAndProdigalSons.com or visit FSC BARBER at 5 Horatio St, New York, NY 10014, Tel: (212) 929-3917.