Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Kim Richards Heads to Rehab

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Okay, it’s a slow news morning  so forgive the dalliance into reality television’s mire of mawkish machinations, but guuuuuuuurl — did you hear about Kim Richards? The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is hands-down the most dramatic of Bravo‘s runaway series. Sure, Nene Leakes might be snatching people’s wigs off in Atlanta because she is “VERY rich”; Teresa Giudice may be flipping tables and screaming “WHOOOOOOORE” in a room full of children; and Bobby may have had cancer and Bethanny Frankel had the gall to only send Jill Zarin flowers in New York, but at least no one’s husband offed themselves before a season premiere. Shit’s getting a little too real in reality TV, kids. To wit, Kim Richards, is now going to rehab out of concern for her well-being for her job on the show.

Trashy Tabloids Just Got A Little Trashier Thanks to “Reality Weekly”

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Who’s the latest victim to be smooshed by Snooki? What’s Kim Kardashian going to do now that Kris Humphries is dating mom Kris Jenner? Why did Nene Leakes rip off Kim Zolciak‘s wig in a Wal-Mart parking lot? These questions, or at least questions like these, will be answered in the new tabloid dedicated exclusively to reality TV stars, Reality Weekly.

The Ten Things I Learned From Watching The A-List

Edited by McArthur Joseph

First and foremost thanks to everyone who put up with my live tweeting of the premiere of  The A-List New York. Instead of a regular recap I decided to make a top ten list of lessons that I learned.

WTF!?! ‘Real Housewives’ FASHION LINE

Edited by Hillary Frazier

Somehow Bravo got it in their head that it was a good idea to reproduce the trash-ion that the Real Housewives of Orange County, New Jersey, New York, and Atlanta wear.  Royal Plus has apparently agreed, and the two are teaming up to produce a Real Houswives-inspired line. I don’t even want to know what this might look like, but I’m sure it can be perfectly accessorized with a fake tan and big boobs. Thoughts?

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