Lindsay Lohan Has To Mop Up Blood or Go To Jail
Edited by Samantha Lim
Another day, another jail sentence for Miss Lindsay Lohan (insert unshocked face and continue to sip your coffee without pause). In LA this morning, prosecutors will be telling a supposedly no-nonsense judge that Lohan was kicked out of a women’s center where she was supposed to complete her Red Cross community service based probation. A super peeved off judge immediately yanked her off of Red Cross duty and assigned her last 120 hours to morgue duty. That’s right, the morgue, where Lilo will be mopping up blood and cleaning up well, dead people’s garbage.




