Last night I dreamed about an orgy party featuring The Satorialist. It was weird.

STARTING TODAY
Small Paul by Paul Frank is hosting a sample sale featuring cute baby, toddler, and pre-teen frocks. 45 Bond St., nr. Lafayette St., Ste. 4A; Fri. only (10?7).

ENDING TODAY
The sexy lingerie and underthings from Kiki de Montparnasse are up to 75 percent off. Through 8/15. 79 Greene St., nr. Spring St. (212-965-8070); Sun.?Mon. (12?7), Tues.?Sat. (12?8).

Lower East Side vintage boutique Marmalade is having a sale to prep for fall, with vintage rompers and sundresses up to 50 percent off. Through 8/15. 172 Ludlow St., nr. Stanton. (212-473-8070); Thurs.?Fri (noon?9).

Men’s apparel and footwear for men, women, and children are 30 percent off at Tretorn. 150 Spring St., nr. Wooster St. (646-454-9680); Mon.?Sat. (10?8); Sun. (noon?7).

Cream, the new hip Upper East Side boutique, is taking up to 50 percent off lines like Geren Ford, Anna Sui, and Antik Batik. 1124 Third Ave., nr. 65th St. (212-585-0200); Mon.?Sun. (11?7).

STARTING TOMORROW
Stop by the Love Brigade Co-op for the end-of-summer sale. Select dresses, tops, jackets, and pants from emerging co-op designers will be up to 50 percent off. Through 8/23. 230 Grand St., nr. Driggs Ave., Williamsburg, Brooklyn (718-715-0430); noon?8.

ENDING SUNDAY
Jumelle’s stock of Mayle, Devotte, and A.P.C. will drop from 30 percent to 75 percent off as the sale progresses; a 3.1 Phillip Lim weekender was $848, but is now $466. Through 8/17. 148 Bedford Ave., nr. N. 8th St., Williamsburg, Brooklyn (718-388-9525); Mon. (1?7:30); Tues.?Sat. (noon?7:30); Sun. (noon?7).

The summer stock at Reiss is up to 70 percent off. Pants start at $50 and jackets, coats, and dresses start at $100. Through 8/17. 387 W. Broadway, nr. Spring St. (212-925-5707); Mon.?Wed. (11?8); Thurs.?Sat. (10?8); Sun. (11?7).

Today:

Reiss’s summer stock is up 70 percent off. Pants are $50 and up, shirts are $50 to $60, and jackets, coats, and dresses start at $100 and up. 387 W. Broadway, nr. Spring St. (212-925-5707); Mon.–Wed. (11–8), Thurs.–Sat. (10–8), Sun. (11–7).

• Check out Theory, Alice + Olivia, and Helmut Lang samples and slight irregulars marked down this week. Through 8/7. 261 W. 36th St., nr. Seventh Ave., second fl.; Mon. and Wed. (10–6), Tues. and Thurs. (10–7).

Tomorrow:

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen’s Elizabeth and James line is up to 75 percent off. The Jane Dress was $375 but is now $175. At the same location, LaROK samples will also be marked down — a miniskirt is $99 (originally $298), or a tunic is $89 (originally $228). Through 8/7. 145 W. 18th St., nr. Sixth Ave. (212-388-0339); Tues. (8–8); Wed. and Thurs. (10–8).