There are countless pictures out in the universe of these famous ladies looking way more fabulous than the average human, but we’re trying to counterbalance that with a little realism. There has to be at least one of them looking less than….

Renee Zellwegger, who could be standing across from you that puts such a scowl on your face? Your eyes have disappeared!

Mischa Barton, is this what months of neglect looks like?

Madonna! You’re a legend, and you’re more flexible than most Cirque de Soliel performers; therefore I wish this photo didn’t exist.

Jennifer Lopez, if she ever returned to the block.

Kristen Stewart is looking rather dead, and not in that sexy undead kind of way.

And I am telling you, Jennifer Hudson, this look is painful.

Eva Longoria washed out and nonplussed. But I’m actually more concerned about the beret than lack of makeup.

We’re used to seeing Emma Watson makeup-less as Hermione, but with her pixie cut, she’s looking a little boyish.

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Gisele Bundchen in Versace (again this year), Renee Zellweger in Carolina Herrera (no surprise there), and Eva Mendes in Dolce & Gabbana. Can’t wait for all the images. UPDATED: Gisele wore Alexander Wang.

That haircut…again!

Stunning!

It looks like Renee just dropped the Cosby Kids off in her pants. Seriously, the pouty, come hither look only works when you’re 18 and even then only if you’re a certain breed of hot that only Megan Fox can manage to whip up. Keep reading…

Bradley Cooper is one of Hollywood’s most attractive men, so why on earth would he find the above attractive?

I guess this proves Bradley Cooper’s gay, cause when you’re dating Heath Leger as the Joker in The Dark Knight it’s hard to muster enough courage to pull your dick out from between your legs and live your life right.

Renee has been around for so long, she has more money then I would know what to do with, so why can’t she get a decent haircut? Or at least natural looking highlights? And who was the asshole who told her that squinting her face was a good look…

Image via Just Jared

Renee Zellweger 9th Annual Tribeca Film Festival - Premiere of 'My Own Love Song' - Arrivals New York City, USA - 22.04.10 Mandatory Credit: WENN.com

Some may say it’s one of the most over-hyped movies, while others find it to be cinematic magic—however you feel about the movie musical Chicago, you cannot deny that it is visually enchanting. The costumes dazzle off the screen, thanks to the genius of costume designer Colleen Atwood.

Renee Zellweger’s character Roxie Hart has some of the most memorable outfits and transformation in the movie—and she rocked the pantless look way before Lady Gaga. Her character is mainly seen in a simple, plan attire, especially at the beginning when the color palette consists of very pale colors, reflecting the status and condition of Roxie. As her fame starts to grow, so does her confidence and we see her in flashier and more attention grabbing ensembles.

Velma Kelly, who is portrayed by Catherine Zeta-Jones, is the fallen star clenching onto her fame, but still maintains her celebrity ego even in prison. She’s often seen in strong, dark colored outfits, and I especially loved the one she’s seen wearing here while testifying in court, which epitomizes the character’s need to have all of the attention on her.

The most memorable costumes of the film were these white fringe dresses Velma and Roxie danced in during the final number. They’re probably some of the most well-recognized pieces from the movie and have been duplicated in various other movies and television shows.

The sequins, beads, lace, tights, & all that jazz that create the look that is Chicago has served as inspiration for many– which is probably why it won an Oscar for its costumes and continues to awe many who watch it.

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Five different covers, and the only one I’m even mildly excited about is Zoe Saldana. Katie Holmes looks pretty good, though!

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1. Lil Jon

2. Ryan Seacrest

3. Kate Gosselin (not sure which is worse)

4. Snoop Dogg

5. Tara Reid

6. Eminem

7. Renee Zellweger

8. Avril Lavigne

9. Mariah Carey

10. Lady Gaga. WHOA.

I hope I don’t look back at my yearbook in 10 years and feel this way…

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1. Cory Kennedy- The internets biggest celebrity fell off the party circuit after her parents found out. Rumor has it she’s been shipped off to a special school where she has to stay in on school nights and can only go out with parental supervision. Phone and computer use is restricted, but Cory occasionally still updates her blog. Other than that, she’s been more or less MIA since 2007.

2. Renee Zellweger- Did a few flicks in 2006, but has been sticking to doing voices ever sense..maybe because she got so much heat for gaining/losing weight?

3. Julia Roberts- Said goodbye after Charlie Wilson’s War in 2007

4. Christina Aguilera- Since the birth of her baby boy in 2008, the former ‘Xtina’ has been busy being a mom.

5. Jim Carrey- MIA after ‘Yes Man’ last year

8. Johnny Knoxville- Johnny Knoxville is so dreamy. I really miss him and his aviators..he hasn’t been seen since the last season of Jackass in 2007

9. Winona Ryder- Post shoplifting, Winona Ryder was MIA for awhile, but apparently did a cameo in Star Trek..anyone see that? Cause I sure didn’t.

10. Anna Kournikova- She was just diagnosed with severe tenosynovitis in her left wrist..but where the heck was she before that? Ever since Maria Sharapova started doing Canon commercials, Anna’s been MIA.

Renee Zellweger looked smokin,’ if not a little bony, arriving for The Late Show with David Letterman Thursday night.

More photos at Just Jared.

Kate Bosworth on the cover of MC, oh opps, nope, that’s a much older, botoxed, and photoshoped  Renee, who claims she’s “not single, just busy.”

What has see done lately? Besides looking like shit at the Golden Globes.

GALLERY: Renee Zellweger in Marie Claire

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Dear Renee,

Helen Mirren wants her head back.

xoxo

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