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Is This Rihanna?

Debra Messing and Rihanna hit the streets in their best going out attire…

Rihanna Looks Like The Disney Version Of Gwar

Rihanna attempts (once again) to be some form of rocker, metal chic, and once again she falls flat on her face. Her attempt at spikes and chains looks awful and she still looks shitty in leather. I give her big ups for the eyepatch, it’s cool and different and I can respect that. I’m still confused as to why she thinks she can pull this look off. It in no way goes with her image or music either. I feel like I need to address her hair as well. Can she just grow it back, or change it up, or something? It’s not cute and it’s just old. I smell a reinvention! She is the mainstream, pansy, wannabe Gwar! (maybe not but still!)

Thanks Just Jared and F3Studio.

The Not So Bad, The Bad and The Ugly From The AMA’s

The Not So Bad:

Demi Lovato

Christina Aguilera

 Now normally we do The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, but due to the fact that no one looked good last night we had to change The Good to The Not So Bad. This time we had Christina Aguilera and Demi Lovato. What was holding them back form being good? Demi has terrible shoes, and it makes her look so short and young. Besides that she has a pretty classic look, and she looks very cute.

Christina looked pretty good, however her hair is worth forgetting. She almost looks like she has extensions just added to the side of a short haircut. Despite the hair, not too bad.

The Bad:

Rihanna

Annie Lennox

Rihanna looked bad as usual. Her hair makes her look like a rooster, and her dress looks like a table cloth with some tule thrown underneath. I’m really over her, she needs to change up her look.

Annie Lennox looked like a man, but that’s ok because she’s a lesbian and well unfortunately, it has come to be expected she’ll look like that. Regardless, she still looks like a poorly dressed man, and that warrents a bashing.

The Ugly:

Miley Cyrus

Ali Landry

Miley Cyrus is really starting to show how trashy she is dying to become. This dress fully explains why she is dating a 20 year old Ed Hardy model. Terrible.

Ali Landry looks like a pornstar’s draping labias. This bubble gum pink disaster makes me want to vomit.

Thanks to Fabulousness for the eyesores.

Fashion F*ck Ups: Rihanna at the UNICEF Snowflake Lighting

Rihanna took her silhouette cue from a Christmas tree at the 2008 UNICEF Snowflake Lighting at Grand Army Plaza in New York City on Wednesday. I love the top half of the jacket, but it’s an overall unflattering shape. And I can’t even look at the hair anymore. I’m all for 20-year-olds dressing more grown-up than Avril, but I think even Conde Rice would feel a little stifled in this get up.

And what’s a snowflake lighting?

Ad-Dict:Rihanna Swings Around For Gucci and UNICEF

Check out the new Gucci commercial featuring Rihanna…It’s terrible. So terrible I don’t even want to write more about it.

Thanks Youtube

The Bashed: Rihanna for Gucci x UNICEF

I’m sorry, Gucci. I love your vintage handbag designs and several of your clothing collections, I can respect your legacy as a major fashion house, I crush on Tom Ford, etc. etc.

But I make it no secret in my life that I can’t stand Rihanna, musically, visually, theoretically, seriously! I wonder if she’s from the same short-haired planet Posh is from. I don’t think she has the talent to be a lasting force in the entertainment industry; and it never ceases to amaze me how people mistake million-dollar stylists and designer-gifted garb for having a fashion sense. I imagine Rihanna’s morning routine to be something like that dress-making scene in Disney’s Cinderella. Jay Z has to enlist a team of mice and birds to turn her rags into riches. She’s simply a vehicle, a blank slate with money. She has a pretty face

Anyway, I think Gucci’s first ad campaign for its collaboration with UNICEF is a mistake. Slated to hit magazines in December, the ads show Rihanna with the Tattoo Heart bags. 25 percent of sales of the limited edition bags benefit UNICEF. That’s all very noble. But when you have to use a combination of an overused, undertalented performer and combine it with Ed Hardy knockoff art… I just don’t buy it. It all senses of the word! This campaign comes off as really cheap to me and makes me wonder about the financial and ethical states of the big fashion houses. Clearly a charitable cause is not enough to move units; they need a cheap-looking, unoriginal motif, and a too-familiar celebrity face.

Images from The Fashion Spot.