Gwyneth Paltrow, come on down! When researching her role as an alcoholic in her new film, Country Song, Gwyneth needed a little help. And so, like Lue Skywalker, Gwyneth consulted her very own Yoda, RDJ, in the ways of the Alcoholic Jedi. Then she killed Blythe Danner.

Last night, while on Chelsea Handler, the Obi-Won Kenobi of Alcholic Jedis, Paltrow admitted that “[she] didn’t understand how you could do something so crazy one night and kind of wreck lives in your wake and wake up and expect to be back to normal.”

Oh? Smell you alleged Oscar-winner Gwyneth Paltrow. Someone married Coldplay, turned faux-Brit and suddenly forgot how to party. You used to be fun, Gwynnie. And a good actress.

Ok, that last one’s just a boldface lie.

Bobby Downs Jr. is the new voice of the iconic nude nut . But with the new voice comes a new Mr. Peanut; a dapper gentleman in a waistcoat (still no pants, though – scandalous!) and a sidekick named Benson.

According to the New York Times, Benson is subservient to Mr. Peanut because he is “shorter than Mr. Peanut — one nut in his shell rather than two.”

Well, I’m glad to see that Mr. Peanut is finally out of the closet. But does this mean that Benson’s voice will be played by Jude Law?

11:15pm  I love/miss/adore/admire Eminem!

10:00pm Prince and Paris Jackson on stage!

10:00pm Why weren’t we warned about this 3D action?

9:57pm Usher is HOT!!!

9:48pm Tribute to Micheal Jackson features a bunch of random famous singers…like Celion Dion!

9:46pm Taylor Swift sings…with Stevie Nixx

9:45pm Ryan Seacrest again?

9:34pm Why is Chris O’donnell still important?

9:32pm Best rock album goes to Green Day ’21st Century Breakdown’

9:20pm Robert Downey Jr announces Jamie Foxx ‘Blame it on the…

9:18pm Record of the year goes to Kings of Leon ‘Use Somebody’

9:10pm Best comedy album (whatever that means) goes to Steven Colbert

8:58pm Is there a cue that says ‘STAND and CLAP’?

8:56pm Up now Black Eyed Peas…it’s gonna be a good night!

8:55pm Once again hate Miley Cyrus!

8:45pm Best new artist goes to The Zac Brown Band…who are these hicks?

8:42pm Pink has taken up aerial acrobatics, was dipped in water, currently dripping onto the crowd.

8:40pm Seal announces Pink!

8:25pm Beyonce sings Alanis Morissett’s You Otta Know…Amazing!

8:18pm Lamest performance EVER!

8:14pm Who the hell are these people?

8:13pm What is J.Lo wearing?

8:11pm Single Ladies!

8:09pm Song of the year goes to: wait for it…Steve pulls out an ipad!

8:07pm Our host Steven Colbert!

8:06pm That was it? Boring!

Giorgio Armani Prive

8:00pm Lady Gag opens! Long platinum blond locks, very revealing green glitter bathing suit, giant bruise on right thigh! Double piano with Elton John.

7:51pm Rihanna looks WOW!!! Some form of white big bird big neck gown thing, apparently it’s Elie Saab!

7:44pm Ciara wore a lace Givenchy pant suit, pulls a Lady Gaga with her visible underwear.

7:42pm Sheryl Crow has a two year old, wore Bottega Veneta.

7:40pm Ke$ha is an idiot! Likes buying tacos, describes her style as garbage can chic!

7:33pm Beyonce had glitter highlights added to her weave.

7:32pm Taylor Swift is sparkly head to toe, in a teal off the shoulder gown.

7:30pm Nicole Kidman towers over everyone around her, wore a black Prada halter gown.

7:28pm I hate Miley Cyrus!!!

7:26pm Jaime Fox has two grown daughters…how old is he?

7:24pm Carrie Underwood is super cute, wearing a white A line gown.

7:20pm Pink: platinum blond mohawk, another mermaid gown.

7:15pm Jennifer Hudson: looks like her head is shaved besides her bangs and high pony tail. If the dress looks familiar, that is cuz it’s Victoria Beckham!

7:12pm Trendspark: purposeful shirt half tuck, loving this look!

7:10pm Keri Hilson nominated for best new artist, looks gorgeous in a long nude mermaid gown by Dolce & Gabbana

7:09pm Seacrest talks to the Fray, they are currently working on a new album.

7:03pm Black Eyed Peas talk to Seacrest, Fergie looks glowy, Josh joins on stage. Boy is he Hot!

7:02pm Heidi Klum looks amazing post baby!

7:00pm. Oh god. Tony Braxton has a half shaved head.

Not sure about you guys, but this movie doesn’t interest me at all, my love for Robert might be the only things that drags me to the theater.

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And in one last ditch effort to save print, Esquire is launching an “Augmented Reality” issue featuring Robert Downey Jr. The issue is using the same technology used to produce the yellow first down line in football to produce an interactive issue. The codes (like the one shown on the cover) will display video or commentary from Robert Downey Jr. throughout the issue, and even include a Lexus ad.

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USA Today has debuted new images from the upcoming Warner Bros. release Sherlock Holmes starring Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock, Jude Law as Dr. John Watson and Rachel McAdams as Irene Adler.

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I have fallen in love with Robbie ever since Iron Man, and if it’s possible, just fell a bit more in love after seeing this spread, in which he looks oh so jummy. So excited for Iron Man duo and Sherlock Holmes.

The secret is OUT! This is the reason actors seem so tall on the big screen, cuz sometimes you see a celeb in a coffee shop and wonder why they only come up to your waist. They wear heals! And no one ever knows…

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Love this look, reminds me of an updated Victorian Dandy.

Thanks Jezebel for the pic

It’s all fun and games till someone loses a testicle.

Robert Downey Jr (favorite actor ever) was shot by Terry Richardson for GQ magazine. The spreads were definitely tame by Richardson’s standards, which could be due to the magazines strict rules for Terry or Robert’s mainstream taming. God damn is rehab a bitch. If you haven’t seen Iron Man, go see it today. The movie is by far one of the best of the Summer blockbuster season and deserves a sequel or two.   More Robert Picts after the jump…

Photos courtesy of GQ

Now for the taste test. Coke or Coke Zero

Yup, just about the size of a melon.

Terry Love Juice

Your so cute. Kisses.

Totally how I lost my eyebrows in sixth grade

Terry really does have some of the softest hands in photography

Robert Downey JR Terry Richardson

Robert Downey JR Terry Richardson

Robert Downey JR Terry Richardson

Robert Downey JR Terry Richardson

Robert Downey JR Terry Richardson

Robert Downey JR Terry Richardson

Robert Downey JR Terry Richardson