Kristen Stewart Mistaken for Best Dressed Woman, Introducing Azealia del Rey and Calvin Klein Sends Child Groom to Rehab in Style

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- Just when you thought all the fashion house musical chairs was over, Alistair Carr has left his post as design director of Pringle of Scotland. I guess once he popped he could stop…I know, I know, it’s cheap but c’mon it’s Friday. [Telegraph]

- Glamour UK named Kristen Stewart the best dressed woman of 2012 after every other woman apparently fell off the face of the earth. Clearly Twilight fever has yet to die a merciful death as her shaggy co-star Robert Pattinson was named best dressed man. [Glamour UK]

Bite Me. Get Real Fang Falsies for the Twilight Breaking Dawn Premiere

Edited by Jessica Lapidos

What with Twilight Breaking Dawn Part too many coming out this Friday,  let’s talk about a rather sharp breed of newfangled dentistry. Cosmetic dentists to the stars Lowenberg, Lituchy + Kantor  caught onto the vampiric hype years ago, and offer veneers that will take you from human to uncannily undead. Best get yours before the dawn breaks on 11/18 if you’re as Twihard as you say you are.

Twilight Makes Immortal Scents for Kristen Stewart

Edited by Jessica Lapidos

It’s a long-debated, and heavily researched topic: What scent attracts a vampire? For centuries, we labored under the impression that it was blood. Not so, according to the experts of Twilight Beauty. They’ve bottled the essence of the undead aphrodisiac in a new eau de parfum Immortal. Let’s find out what it’s made of…

Taylor Lautner Abducts The Cover Of VMAN

Edited by McArthur Joseph

Twilight hunk Taylor Lautner covers the September issue of VMAN and talks about his fame.

Tom Bundchen and Gisele Brady Top Forbes Celebrity Couples List

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Barely a month has gone by since its last celebrity earnings list, so Forbes Magazine – sensing a lull or a slow news morning — threw together a list of celebdom’s highest paid couples. Catwalking and [insert some football reference here]-ing into the top spot are Gisele Bündchen and manservant husband Tom Brady.

INDIE NEWSROOM: National Design Awards an Inconvenient Truth…Lara’s Violet Femme…Andrej Pejic’s Baby Bump

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- Michelle Obama, in a rare sartorial misstep, scheduled the National Design Awards for Sept. 13th, also known as the middle of New York Fashion Week. Finalists Jason Wu and Prabal Gurung can’t make it while winner Gilles Mendel had to reschedule his runway show. [WWD]

MTV’s Other, Even Less Relevant Awards Show

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

MTV”s Movie Awards were last night and to no one’s surprise The Twilight Saga: Eclipse took home the majority of trophies, including the prestigious Best Kiss award.

Style Tips from Hollywood’s Leading Men

Edited by Josh Linam

We see them seducing the world’s sexiest women, battling evil villains, and looking absurdly cool all the while. But what’s the secret to the leading men of Hollywood‘s style? Here’s a hint…

Robert Pattinson Won’t Like You In Scary Clown Shoes

Edited by Jessica Lapidos

Why were these allowed out of the clown car? Gasoline Glamour laughs in the faces of those who are terrified by red-nosed face-painted funny-men, and those who love beautiful shoes. Swarovski crystals as clown hair? Okay, but only if your task is fetching Water for Elephants.

RiRi’s Boobs Move Issues

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Rihanna‘s topless cover on the January issue of GQ was the mag’s biggest seller of 2010, according to WWD. On the flip side Blake Lively may have bewitched Anna Wintour and Karl Lagerfeld, but her February cover of Esquire, where she’s more or less clothed, was their worst seller. So let’s recap: men love boobs. Who knew?