- Glamour UK named Kristen Stewart the best dressed woman of 2012 after every other woman apparently fell off the face of the earth. Clearly Twilight fever has yet to die a merciful death as her shaggy co-star Robert Pattinson was named best dressed man. [Glamour UK]

- Hey look, Pussy Rings. And I’m not talking birth control. [Refinery29]

- Male supermodel/Dolce & Gabbana muse David Gandy has no problem tearing himself down. Meanwhile cry me a river since I’m sure there are many who wouldn’t mind picking him back up. [The Cut]

- Gals of the moment Lana del Rey and Azealia Banks have teamed up for a remix of del Rey’s “Blue Jeans.” [Highsnobiety]

- Calvin Klein has sent his on-again-off-again human blow-up doll Nick Gruber to rehab at The Meadows in Arizona the only way one should go to rehab: private jet.  Gruber allegedly knew this was coming and thus decided to go out on a literal high note which led to his arrest for cocaine possession and assault earlier this week. In addition to the private jet — flying commercial was out of the question since the 22-year-old couldn’t be trusted to skip the bar on his way to Meadows — Klein is also footing the $35,000/month tab. [Page Six]

Those giant plastic teeth mold fangs that Robert Pattinson is fumbling with are a thing of the past. Now stars like Heidi Klum, Lady Gaga, and weird-ass dedicated vampire freaks can install them permanently. Or semi permanently in the case of all those that are decidedly not batshit crazy vampiromaniacs. Like the fine fanged ladies ahead.

Obviously Lady Gaga had to give the fangs a go. She bit in at the crux of the vampire movement back in 2009. Here she is, a-growling at London Heathrow Airport. Show Me Your Teeth!

You know Heidi Klum goes balls to the wall for Halloween, sparing no expense and thoroughly nailing her costumes. Back in 2007 she went to Doctors Lowenberg, Lituchy and Kantor, and she's been back on Halloweens since to get gang fanged again.

The official scent to win a vampire’s teen/1000 year old heart is: Top notes of cool citrus and wild chamomile, a heart of white freesia and peony, and base notes of musk, cool amber. And patchouli.

Spritz it on to see Breaking Dawn: Part 1 with your beau when it hits theaters on November 18, and you may just end up locking lips Bella/Edward style in the seats. I’d say keep it PG, but as the movie is rated R, let the Immortal scent lead where it may. Let’s just hope your boy is more into you than Twilight.

Indie fave Steven Klein shot Lautner for both the cover and his story.

In the mag Taylor gives some prett great insight on his life.

About who he really is:
“If I’m not filming, I’m promoting, and if it wasn’t Twilight, it was a different movie, so it got really busy. But yeah, no, I, you know, I hang out with my friends, family, and kind of just – I don’t even know. It’s like, when I am not filming, it seems like – I don’t even know what I do”

About his fans obsession with him:
“Its definitely these characters we are playing. They are in love with Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, and Jacob Black. I mean, they feel like they know them. We are just lucky enough to be playing them. But I definitely think its the characters.”

Keep reading to read more on the story.

1. Tom Brady ($31 million) and Gisele Bündchen ($45 million) – $76 million

Gisele continues to wear the pants – and the flats — in this family though Tom would like you to know he does stuff too. What it is, I don’t know nor do I care to, despite it involving a ball and a group of very large men.

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- Don’t call it a comeback because it’s apparently never going anywhere. Latest Sex and the City news: a revamped TV show with Sarah Jessica Parker allegedly signed on to produce. [Fashionista]

- Lara Stone drowns in a sea of petals to the delight of Mert and Marcus for Tom Ford‘s Violet Blonde fragrance. [Design Scene]

- Remember that time that London burned down? Yeah, me neither, but despite the rioting and the chaos, rest assured Anglophiles, London’s Fashion’s Night Out will continue as planned. [Fashionista]

- Robert Pattinson is on the rags. The Twilight heartthrob is coming out with his own Rags by Robert clothing line. [Refinery29]

- Andrej Pejic, professional androgyne and noted wit, once threw on a fake baby bump in an ode to his Victoria’s Secret brethren (sistren?) only to be stopped by airport customs who thought he was trying to smuggle drugs. Story of my life, except that my fake pregnancy was actually eight pounds of cocaine. You live you learn. [NY Mag]

The never-ending vampire chick flick series also took home Best Movie, Best Female Performance for Kristen Stewart‘s harrowing (?) portrayal of…whoever she plays; Best Male Performance for Robert Pattinson basically showing up on set and taking his shirt off; and Best Fight for the Team Jacob v Team Edward bitch-slapping throwdown outside of the movie’s L.A. premiere.

Other big “winners” of the  night included Emma Stone who won Best Comedic Performance for her tour de force in Easy A and Justin Bieber for Best Jaw-Dropping Moment thanks to a lap dance in his seminal concert film, Never Say Never.

Meanwhile, Ellen Page‘s Oscar nomination for Juno clearly pales in comparison with the honor of the Best Scared as Shit award she took home for Inception. And last but certainly not least, dyed-in-the-wool movie star Reese Witherspoon took home the Generation Award in recognition of her “remarkable career.” Then they showed a bunch of clips from Legally Blonde. [MTV]

UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - JUNE 05: Actor Robert Pattinson accepts the Best Male Performance onstage during the 2011 MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios' Gibson Amphitheatre on June 5, 2011 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Brad Pitt is king of versatile, and the man can pull off any look. Spanning styles from an entire century in Benjamin Button, sporting dingy second-hand finds in Fight Club, and shifting to chic in Meet Joe Black – Brad owns any look he dons. He teaches us to dominate the clothes we wear, instead of letting them upstage us.

Hollywood’s indie fashion expert, Johnny Depp has schooled masses of men in fedoras and Bohemian scarves.

George Clooney knows that to dress like a movie star, you shouldn’t try to dress like a movie star. Always understated, never overdone – Clooney reveals that simple sophistication is key to formalwear.

Matt Damon is a t-shirt and jeans kind of guy. Yet, he never looks like a fratty college guy. Fitted tee and dark tailored jeans, Damon maintains his manliness.

Master of modern prep, Chace Crawford demonstrates the art of urban cool.

Who doesn’t like James Franco? The guy looks like James Dean, freely offers goofball smiles, and wears well-tailored jackets like this one. A timeless leather jacket is the first step towards looking like a big screen superstar.

Josh Hartnett embraces the artsy actor inside. You can see Josh strutting the streets of NYC in easy trendy looks like this one. Josh never tries too hard. Neither should you.

Ryan Gosling knows a suit’s fit is really more important than the label. It’s not the money you spend on it; it’s how you wear it.

Robert Pattinson sports plenty of stylish looks. But let’s be honest. It’s the hair that separates this English actor from that other guy in Twilight. Never forget the hair.

Ryan Reynolds is another leading man with adaptable style. You could wrap a burlap sack around the man; he’d still look like a baller. In the end, it’s Reynolds’ never-waiving confidence that allows him to land Hollywood beauties like Scarlett Johansson. A confident gaze is the essential finishing-touch for any ensemble.

attends the Michael Clayton Premiere in Venice during Day 3 of the 64th Venice Film Festival on August 31, 2007 in Venice, Italy.

If you venture too far beyond the big top in these bald clown boots, you’ll experience a nasty run-in with the circus security. Robert Pattinson, will await your punishment in a crystal clown eye patch, spiked golden handcuffs and bedazzled brass knuckles off the set of his new circus flick.

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Other newsstand winners included GQ‘s triptych August cover featuring funnymen Tracy Morgan, Paul Rudd and Zach Galifinakis; Esquire‘s March cover with Leonardo Dicaprio boozing it up proved a hit  as did their September issue with possibly gay James Franco; and Details‘s March issue with Twilight‘s dreamy vamp Robert Pattinson sunk its teeth into the market.

Readers, however, avoided Pattinson’s co-star Taylor Lautner‘s July GQ cover, proving that tweenage girls aren’t very gentlemanly; not very many people were mad about Mad Men‘s Jon Hamm‘s Details cover in October; and Javier Bardem‘s cigarette was the only thing smoking about his February cover of Esquire.

Men’s Journal deigned to put  Mel Gibson on their cover and paid the price since very few people were willing to pay for it. Next time, Men’s Journal, strip down that raging anti-Semite and give him a smoky eye, maybe then he’ll sell a few more copies.

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Robert Pattinson has let us in on quite the secret. Apparently the actor wanted to be a famous rapper when he was younger. Robert shared a bit of embarrassing info about a wide collection of tapes he has with his own rap songs:

“You want a secret? OK, how about this – I’ve got a whole collection of tapes of me rapping from when I was 13! I wanted to be a rapper so there are hundreds and hundreds of tapes. They’re very amusing! I was obsessed with Eminem when I was younger. When he first came out I was about 12 and fanatical about his Slim Shady CD. I think he’s a genius. Most of my rhymes were stolen off other people anyway. They were all like, ‘I was raised on these streets…,’ which was a complete farce because I was actually raised in quite a nice area of London called Barnes. Not very ghetto at all! I was obsessed with it all, though. I even had my own little crew – we called ourselves Big Tub and the Tappy Cats.”

Hope he plans on sharing those tapes with the public!

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Meanwhile, I spent 15 hours whacking off to Taylor Lautner in New Moon and that will be available for download by Christmas.

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Christina Ricci, in the latest celebrity news, says that Robert Pattinson is a great kisser. Ricci worked with the British actor on the upcoming film Bel Ami, and proclaimed him “amazing.”

Not only was the romance action fun, however, but the fashion style was great too, according to Ricci. “We wore amazing costumes and hair and make-up was great,” she told E!Online. In reference to Pattinson’s lip action, Ricci said, “He is pretty much awesome.”

Pattinson is widely believed to be dating Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart, and Ricci confirmed that the two met up with her during the shooting of Bel Ami in Budapest.

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ASHLEY NORD, 23

In her second year at Northeastern Ohio Universities Colleges of Medicine, Nord has turned her home away from home into a “Twilight haven.” “My friends and fellow classmates really get a kick out of my room,” she told PEOPLE of her Rootstown, Ohio, condo. “I feel like I’m slowly infecting my school with the Twilight fever!”

EMILY POST, 15

The Lincoln, Neb., resident is decidedly on Team Edward – check out her T-shirt! – but she’s not as convinced as Bella just yet. “He sounds like the perfect guy,” Post told PEOPLE, “minus the vampire factor.”

MARIA HUERTA, 17

“I never planned to have a Twilight room, but it just ended up this way,” the La Verne, Calif., high schooler told PEOPLE of her shrine to all things Edward. “Since I’ve read the Twilight books I have been obsessed with absolutely everything Twilight.”

best for last….

LINDA MOORE, 56

After her husband refused to let her decorate their bedroom, Moore transformed the guest bedroom of her Katy, Texas, home into a “Twilight fantasy.” “One of my best friends says she wants to spend her birthday in there!” she told PEOPLE. “Everyone who has seen my Twilight room either loves it or thinks I’m crazy.”

source: http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20316279_20387834,00.html

Well ONTD….go to it.

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Just asking questions, not making any libelous statements, but come on. Robert Pattinson recently went on Ellen and revealed that he had to shave his head cause of a severe case of head lice.  Our guess is he caught it from hanging out in Kristen Stewart’s vadgina or he’s just a dirty boy who doesn’t shower.

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A few outtakes of Robert Pattinson’s spread in Details shot by Norman Jean Roy.

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The vampire lumberjack has risen and he want’s to suck your wood… Wow, wait, that sounded a lot dirtier than I originally intended.

37078, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - Friday January 22, 2010. "Twilight" star Robert Pattinson heads back to his hotel after being a presenter for the "Hope for Haiti" telethon in London. The telethon will air across a host of US networks, including MTV, ABC and CNN, on Friday and will include performances from Beyonce, Bono, and Jay-Z. Other events are taking place in Tokyo and New York to continue mobilizing relief efforts for Haiti. Viewers in the UK can watch the telethon live on MTV UK from 1-3am (GMT). It will also be repeated on Saturday (January 23) on VIVA and MTV at 9-11am. Photograph: Ringo/Jesal Parshotam, PacificCoastNews.com**FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE****E-TABLET & MOBILE PHONE APP PUBLISHING REQUIRES ADDITIONAL FEES** UK OFFICE:+44 131 557 7760/7761 US OFFICE:1 310 261 9676

Johnny Depp is on top of the GQ’s annual list of the 25 Most Stylish Men in the World. Robert Pattinson, David Beckham, and Jay-Z all made list as well.

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Isn’t this the same promo image as the other Twilight movies? Just with flowers?

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No surprises on this list of the most searched celebrities from Teen Vogue. Apparently Team Jacob was going strong cause Taylor Lautner had more searches than Robert Pattinson.

20. Alexa Chung – This year it was very “On” for Alexa Chung. Next year she probably won’t hit this list considering the cancellation of her MTV show.

19. Dakota Fanning – Love everything this girl does and I’m shocked she’s not a bit higher up on the list.

18. Ed Westwick -The ultimate poster child of “heavage” and Gossip Girl star makes the list. Surprisingly Blake Lively doesn’t.

17. Chanel Iman – The model of our generation. I’m expecting massive things from this girl in the new year.

16. Demi Lovato – I am proud to state I have no idea who the fuck this is…

15. Jonas Brothers – I am sad to state that I know exactly who these guys are.

14. Emma Roberts -  I’ve never actually cared to see anything she’s been in, but I’m sure she’s only going to get bigger and bigger with time.

13. Zac Efron – With his latest feature a total fail and no High School Musicals in sight, I’m hoping we’re finally over this dude.

12. Leighton Meester – No surprise. With a record and Gossip Girl, she was bound to make this list.

11. Taylor Swift – Good job Taylor. You once again have beaten Beyonce.

10. Vanessa Hudgens – WTF?!? How did she beat her boyfriend and T-Swift?!!

9. Whitney Port – I’m thinking she’s only been searched a lot because people had no idea who she is.

8. Miley Cyrus – It’s a party in the USA.

7. Taylor Momsen – Looking more and more like Courtney Love everyday.

6. Robert Pattinson – Goddamn Twilight.

5. Selena Gomez – Yeah, hispanicals!!!

4. Lauren Conrad – Um, wow. Really?

3. Taylor Lautner – Shark Boy beats the Vampire!!!

2. Emma Watson – The highest grossing actress of our time!!!

1. Kristen Stewart – I think this just made Corey’s Day.

In an exclusive artist project for VMAN16, on newstands now, Richard Phillips creates portraits of Chace Crawford, Zac Efron, Leonardo DiCaprio, Justin Timberlake and Robert Pattinson. The 5 paneled piece will be on view at the White Cube installation at Art Basel Miami Beach, December 3 – 6, 2009.

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Oh the joys of people will a big imagination and a lot of time on their hands. I think if this was real and Kristen Stewart wasn’t in Twilight/New Moon/All of those movies I would enjoy them a lot more. I’ll admit it…I saw New Moon on Thanksgiving…maybe I’ve got a softspot of 17-year-old boys with their shirts off…and maybe Robert Pattinson does too..

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This was the big Twilight weekend across the nation, and with sales reaching $140 million over the weekend, the Twilight “crew” had more than enough reasons to party.D&G sponsored the Twilight party (which was held at The Box) that brought out some of New York’s finest including models, musical artists, socials, and of course actors.

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Robert Pattinson beat every other man in existence to win the title of People Magazines “Sexiest Man Alive”. If this doesn’t prove that print is an unreliable resource that can’t be trusted I don’t know what will…

Harper’s has officially lowered their standards and became Star.

Images via Just Jared

Growing up in the 90′s, travelling the world, I witnessed the great influence of American Pop Culture wherever I go, Tom Cruise’s 1986 TOP GUN poster stapled on a barber shop in Boystown, Pattaya-Thailand, Brad Pitt’s 1994 Legends of the Fall poster in a “mostly censored” movie rentals in Al Khobar-Saudi Arabia, Leonardo Dicaprio’s life-size cardboard cutout in the streets of Lan Kwai Fong-Hong Kong, Jason Priestley and Luke Perry’s of Beverly Hills 90210 in the 1990′s all over the notebook covers of teenage girls (and boys) in my highschool in Manila, I have to confess I bought my first Tiger Beat with River Phoenix cover to wrap my Calculus Textbook (to get me through my most boring class ever).

James Dean
(February 1931 – September 1955)

In an “fun experiment” by Irina Aleksander on her article “The New Male Beauty” (June 23, 2009) for The New York Observer. She suggested that the latest “It boys”sort of look alike– High School Musical’s Zac Efron, Twilight’s Robert Pattinson, Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford, Star Trek’s Chris Pine, Hairspray’s James Marsden, Fantastic Four’s Chris Evans and the list goes on, and she calls it the NEW MALE BEAUTY: those wide-set eyes, the narrow nose that flares up at the tip just so, the childish puffy cheeks and the not-too-rugged jaw lines, topped with carefully placed strands of layered hair. (http://www.observer.com/2009/style/new-male-beauty)

Although I agree with her that this twenty-something James Dean doppelgänger’s has been dominating the box office and prime time tv this decade, whats new? Since James Dean starred in Rebel Without a Cause (1955), he’s reincarnation’s in the “Male Beauties” of the 60′s (Warren Beatty), 80′s (Tom Cruise), 90′s (Leonardo Dicaprio) has always been prominent. The 2000′s Young Hollywood cannot deny the fact that “another swoopy-haired, pretty-faced actor dominating the box office” has started in the 50′s. Although I was born in the 80′s and Tom Cruise was the king, I acknowledge the fact that on my list of top 10 Male beauties of all time, it’s a not a Mr. Pattinson or a Mr. Efron topping my list- its the original, Mr. Dean.

River Phoenix
(August 1970 – October 1993)

The American film actor who starred in Gus Van Sant’s 1991 Semi-documentary footage of Seattle street hustling “My Own Private Idaho” is one of the reason I fell in love with american filmmaking, not only its sexiest Homosexual road movie ever made, its casted perfectly with beautiful talented stars all at the top of their respective games. The film’s success solidified Phoenix’s image as an edgy actor with leading man potential, without even trying, he is the most authentic reincarnation of James Dean’s beauty and talent in the 90′s.

Brad Pitt
(December 1963)

Yes, its not a surprise Mr. Pitt’s in the list, has been cited as one of the world’s most sexiest men over and over again in some top 10 list all over the world. But I can’t help but put him in this one, because am only human. Most of my favorite movies of all time are starred by Brad Pitt, and three of the sexiest and most beautiful characters that the silverscreen ever produced he had played – J.D., the cowboy hitchhiker who seduces Geena Davis’s character in the 1991 road movie “Thelma & Louise”, as Louis de Pointe du Lac in “Interview with the Vampire” (1994) – the most referenced vampire of this decades’ teen vampires and Tristan Ludlow in the 1994 drama “Legends of the Fall”, how can I resist?

Johnny Depp
(June 1963)

There is something so mysterious about this American actor that I find so mesmerizing and beautiful, after 50 films and running, from “A Nightmare on Elm Street” to “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape” from “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” to “Pirates of the Caribbean”, he just makes me ask for more.

Joe Dallesandro
(December 1948)

Aesthetically speaking if the Greek philosophers will have a perfect mold for the male beauty, it will be “Little Joe”s face. Thanks to Andy Warhol, the 70′s underground films will always have their nude James Dean. Although he never become a mainstream film star like Mr. Dean, Mr. Phoenix, Mr. Depp and Mr. Pitt –Mr. Dallesandro is a sex symbol of the 20th century in his own right, and an iconic beauty on my list. Like Mr. Phoenix he starred as as a beautiful teenage street hustler in the 1970′s film Flesh and hailed as one of the 10 most beautiful men Scavullo had ever photographed. As a photographer how can i disagree?

Gabriel Aubry
(January 1976)

“Quick, name one male model.” asked by Lauren Streib on her article “The World’s Most Successful Male Models”(May, 07 2008) for Forbes Magazine. Gabriel Aubry, Mark Fisher, Marlon Teixeira, Jon Kortajarena, and Greg Knudson and yes, Fabio doesn’t count. In my personal list of Top 10 Male Beauties of all time, it only make sense that half of them are models and three out of five are signed with Wilhelmina Models in New York City. All five of them have the moviestar goodlooks minus the Zoolander ego that plagued most male models this decade.

Signed to Wilhelmina Models in New York City, the only male model to ever appear on the cover of Uomo Vogue while appearing in 4 different campaigns at the same time, in the same magazine. Aubry is a Canadian male model, that has been the face (and body) of blue chip clients like Gianni Versace, Calvin Klein, DKNY, and Valentino, achieved supermodel status after modeling for Hugo Boss.

Mark Fisher
(January 1976)

One source of male beauties for me back in college are the men’s fashion magazines, I have converted my room in a mini-magazine library and nobody can avoid all the muses for more than four decades of the legendary photographer Bruce Weber, Mark Fisher is my favorite. Mr. Fisher is an American model best known for his campaigns for Abercrombie & Fitch, Polo, Versace and Ralph Lauren. In my book he is one of the original male models that carries the James Dean charm without even knowing it.

Fisher was born in Detroit, but grew up in Atlanta and considers himself a little boy from the South.

Marlon Teixeira
(September 1993)

Signed to Wilhelmina Models in New York City, Teixeira appeared on Dior Homme Campaign, the provocative Diesel Ad shot by Terry Richardson, the face of the 2009 Christian Dior Summer/Spring collection to name a few. The brazillian beauty is half Portuguese and has Indian and Japanese origins and at the very young age and early of his career he is becoming one of the top working male model right now.

Jon Kortajarena
(May 1985)

Those chiseled cheekbones, full pout and sexy stare has placed Spanish male model on my top 10 male beauties, signed to Wilhelmina Models in New York City,
Kortajarena has been the face of Just Cavalli, Tom Ford, Bally, Etro, Trussardi and now on his film debut on the upcoming directorial debut of designer TOM FORD “A Single Man (2009)” alongside Colin Firth, & Julianne Moore.

Greg Knudson
(November 1978)

Whenever people ask me who’s my favorite model I ever photographed, this American male model, native of california always come to mind,
I never thought I’ll ever meet a real life James Dean in my lifetime, but I did, and his body covered by Oriental tattoes of his gang memebrship on his teen years,
a troubled teen like the characters that James Dean, River Phoenix, Johnny Depp would ussually play in their films and his striking resemblance to Brad Pitt is uncanny.

Excerpt from my book Acknowledgement “STARK”: I remember buying my first photo book, Just Between Us by LA photographer Greg Gorman, when I was in Fine Arts college majoring painting. I will never forget that, because I had never before spent so much money on a book; but that day and from this day on I knew it was all worth it. The moment I saw Greg Knudson on the book cover in the display, I considered him the most beautiful person on the planet, and I still feel he is.

When I shot him in LA last year—8 years after I bought the book—Greg told me I might be the last photographer he would ever work with since he is thinking of retiring; he has worked with most of the top photographers in the 1990’s. Now he is gracing my photo book, and I am elated.

My sister, the ultimate Twilight fan, sent me a link to this silly little picture. I’m sorry, but I think Robert Pattinson is really hot, and I think this guy is really NOT. I guess if the Twilight characters were emo, they’d look a little like this.

Get ‘New Moon’ gear at Hot Topic (you too can impersonate Edward and Bella)

LINK LOVE: Twilight Lexicon

November is going to be an amazing month! I will admit that I love so many of these cheesy cult films, but I think that combined with my Kristen Stewart obsession that is really fueling my love for the Twilight Saga. I think this movie is going to be great, I’m so excited for November 20th!

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Shot by Hedi Slimane and styled by Nicola Formichetti.

Kristen and Robert each banked $2 million paychecks for the first Twilight movie, which grossed close to $200 million in the box office. According to the Chicago Sun-Times, both Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were paid $12 million dollars each to reprise their role for New Moon plus 9% of the box office. Anyone else think this is a bit much?

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Now, this actually looks decent!

Thanks ICYDK

Too much eye makeup for Kristen Stewart? I wish Robby left his hair long. Check this out soon in Entertainment Weekly

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Twilight merchandise is starting to get creepy. Now you can have  a life-sized Edward Cullen sticker watch over you when you sleep. That’s right girls, you too can make Robert Pattinson your stalker boyfriend.

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#3283484 Robert Pattinson struts his stuff in between takes on the set of "Remember Me" in New York City, New York on July 17, 2009. Fame Pictures, Inc - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (310) 395-0500

1. Rihanna

2. Victoria Beckham

3. Leighton Meester

4. Heidi Klum

5. Justin Timberlake

6. Lauren Conrad

7. Usher

8. Chatum Tanning

9. Anne Hathaway

10. Rachel Bilson

Who do you think we missed? And how do you feel about young Hollywood’s decision to popularize smoking?

DuWop will launch a makeup collection inspired by the movie Twilight at the end of this year. It will include a movie version of Lip Venom, a lip plumper that looks like blood, which has already been used on set on Robert Pattinson.

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1. Kate Goesslin- I’m not really sure what she’s thinking with that little spike in the back. I mean, I know that it’s “her thing” but…why would you want that to be your thing?

2. Cassie/Carmen Electra/Amber Rose/Alice Dellal- Shaved heads on girls = not good, unless you’re a punk, which clearly, none of these girls are.

3. Billy Ray Cyrus- This is better than the Achey Breaky mullet, but the whole surfer/highlights thing is trying a little too hard for a 47-year-old dad.

4. Donald Trump- I don’t even know what is going on. How does he even get his hair like that?

5. Amy Winehouse- The beehive was cool for like, a day, but as soon as Wino started falling apart, so did her hive.

6. Megan Fox at the MTV awards- I don’t even need to talk about this…this makes her head look so oddly shaped, it makes me laugh.

7. Agyness Deyn- Sometimes I really like Aggy’s hair, sometimes I don’t. This looks a little Warhol, back to the drawing board for this mop-top

8. Carrot Top- I know it’s natural, but this is a little too carrot-y and disheveled.  And wtf is up with his eyebrows?

9. Celebrity sons that look like daughters- Cindy Crawford’s son is literally the most beautiful kid I’ve ever seen, but his hair makes him look like a girl. Kate Hudson and Sarah Jessica Parker’s sons also look like they could be daughters. Haircuts, please.

10. Betsey Johnson- I love her designs, but have always hated her hair. 

11. Robert Pattinson- Not my choice, I love him and his crazy hair, but I do agree, it’s a little too talked about.

12. Rihanna- Time for a new hairstyle, please. I still like it, I always liked it, but it’s getting old.

13. Victoria Beckham- She pioneered the bob, but that was years ago.

14. Katie Holmes- Same story as the two above. Moving on.

15. Zac Efron- The surf look is a little too grown out for Zefron, just a little bit shorter, please.

16. Brett Michaels- I’m not sure what bothers me more, the fact that Brett Michael’s lips look like a woman, or that I can’t wear a headband or scarf around my head without being called Brett Michaels.

17. Jethro Cave- Just a little too over the top. Corey, please don’t do this with your hair

18. Katy Perry- I loved Katy Perry’s hair long and curled. Grow it back out!

19. Adam Lambert- I know he’s trying to be the epitome of a ‘rock star,’ but scene kid hair is very 2006.  He probably takes longer to straighten and tease his hair than I do to shower and put on a full face of makeup.

20. J.Lo- Everyone’s saying it’s a wig, what do you think?

I’m prepared for the hate comments. Anyone you think we missed?

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They’re having a Twilight cruise. Yes, Forkes is a real place, and now you can really go there. And then you can go to Alaska, because apparently that’s what you do if you’re a vampire/crazed teenybopper who is overly obsessed with Twilight.

Before I start in in my opinion of this, I want you to know the details. You get in a boat with these ladies:

Second, you pay somewhere around $3000 to freeze your ass off in Alaska, only to get some ‘Q&A’ time with these guys:

Wait who was that second one? Who on earth is that? I don’t remember her being in Twilight, even though I saw it three times in theaters and twice on DVD (now you people can’t get mad at me for bashing, you know I’ve seen this movie almost as much as you have)

Wow. She looks really different. Now I may think that this Twilight thing was pretty cool if Kristen Stewart and/or Robert Pattinson were going to be there (I mean, if Robert Pattinson was going to be there, I would pay the $3000 and go, in a heartbeat), but why would I want to go on a cruise ship to a place that rains almost ever day, followed by a place that is below zero every day, and sometimes the sun doesn’t even come up, with SECONDARY characters of a movie.  Really, why?

I’m sorry Twilight fans, and I’m sorry Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene (see, you didn’t know their names either..I had to look it up), but I think that this cruise sounds like the WORST idea in the history of the earth. 

Just because I know that all of you don’t think it’s the worst idea, and in fact may think that me bashing Twilight for the third time this week is the worst idea in the history of the earth, you can learn more about this waste of money here

SOURCE: PopCrunch

Instead of bashing you all separately, I decided to create a giant post after visiting the MTV website and realizing that so many celebrities have no fashion knowledge, at all. 

Miley Cyrus: Boring, the wardrobe in Hannah Montana The Movie was fabulous, why couldn’t you snag a dress from there? And wtf is going on with the front of that dress?

Lauren Conrad: You can really pull of that ‘California’ look, stick with that. You have a really good body, don’t hide it under that poufy skirt…and is that tie-dye, or is it just me?

Megan Fox: WTF is going on with your hair?! I’m not even going to comment on the tattoo, but her forehead is too big to wear her hair like that, which is completely beside the fact that that hairstyle looks like you forgot to wash the conditioner out of your hair.

Zac Efron: Get a haircut, hopefully something a bit like Link in Hairspray, you were hot in that movie.

JC Chasez: You almost had it, I really like this outfit, but the scarf? Really? It looks ridiculous, it doesn’t make sense..at all.

Miranda Cosgrove: I love you, I love iCarly, but that dress (and those shoes) do NOT work for you. Did you get this out of your mom’s closet?

Kirsten Stewart: I already bashed you today, I don’t care anymore

Robert Pattinson: You’re so attractive, but seriously, have you ever heard of an iron?

I’m sure I’ll get some hate comments for this huge bash, but seriously, you saw the pictures, and there were pages and pages more.  Seriously Hollywood, fire your stylists.

See the rest at MTV.com

1. Twilight New Moon. Yes, we hate Twilight New Moon more than Twilight.  How can we come to this realization without actually seeing the movie? Because we just saw the preview and that living Troll doll Kristen Stewart is still in it. Even worse, there are now bad CGI werewolves. So basically this movie is a teener-bopper version of Underworld without hotties like Kate Beckinsale in it to make it bearable to watch. Worse of all it will probably make a load of money making Robert Pattinson the richest twink in the world. For shame…

2. Robert Pattinson. Do you really have to ask why?

3. Jon & Kate Plus Eight. Wait, people actually waste their time watching a chick with bad hair and a dude with a bald spot deal with their 8 brats? How in the fluck is the entertainment?!? I mean, if there was at least a creepy uncle/priest or a recent sex offender released in their neighborhood, there might be some entertainment value as they freak the fuck out everytime one of their kids goes missing, but I just watched an episode and they basically spend their time playing at the park. Really people? I’d question anyone who watches this show who isn’t a midwest wife with no life. Seriously, there’s something completely wrong with you if you find this entertaining. It literally defines you as someone who is (a) desperate for children, (b) can’t stand your own kids or (c) derive pleasure from watching other peoples kids. All of them are pretty bad, so please just stop.

4. Beth Ditto. I imagine her smelling really, really bad. Does that make me a fatist? Maybe, but the chick insists on a diet that consists of processed deli meats, McDonald’s french fries, and hairy fish tacos. Probably gonna get hate mail for  this, but can we get a slightly thinner/less vomit enducing fat style icon? 

5. MTV 2009 Movie Awards. For being Twilight’s bitch.

6. Bust-a-Nut Facials. For $250 this salon in NYC will rub sperm on your face. Currently wondering if they accept donations. 

7. College Musical. You know it’s coming. Expect Efron to “experiment”.

8. “Accidentally” Leaked Celebrity Nude Photos. Rihanna, Cassie, Vanessa Hudgens. We get that is sucks that your boyfriend beats you/is old enough to be your dad/doesn’t know you exist but that’s no reason to go around taking badly lit naked photos of yourself. Jebus, ladies have some self respect and call Hefner. At least he’d pay you for shots of your no-no zone.  

9. Susan Boyle. Wow, talk about a total let down. The hottest woman on Youtube lost to a group of Jabberwocky biters. 

10. The Montag Monster. Another genetically altered mutant freak washed up on the shores of the Hamptons only this time it wants you to buy it’s album on iTunes.

I’m a fan of Robert Pattinson, I’m fascinated by that disheveled hair and adorably handsome face. For some reason, I am really, really surprised that he has abs?  Maybe he’s been working out so he can kick some werewolf ass in the next Twilight movie?

SOURCE: Jezebel

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Remember Robert Pattinson? The one that attracted the millions of screaming girls for his act as the all-time hottie in twilight? Well, it’s safe to say that this vampire wasn’t always as “studly” as most people think. Check out Mr. Pattinson before he hit puberty. Ah yes, such glory in those preteen years!

More outtakes from the Twilight cast, this time boys only!

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Damian Finch has been kind enough to bless us fellows with a collection that is sure to be amazing this upcoming Fall. The pieces are practical, trendy and unique, and rumor has it that even Robert Pattinson has been swooning over some of the pieces (not that anyoen really cares). The collection is rather impressive, and the teal pants above have definately peaked my interest.

Does anyone know who the young model in the gallery is? He seems younger than any model I have ever seen.

Gallery: Damian Finch: Fall 2009 Collection

Courtesy of: Men’s Rag

Remember how god awful the first movie was? We do.

But if these posters are any indication, New Moon might shape out to be a bit less teenage angsty and a lot more “Let me take my shirt off and impress you with my vampiness”-y. Hard to take Pattinson seriously though after all that “He smells like sweaty balls” rumors that are going around the web. Ill dude, bathe.  

LINKAGE: 2 New Moon Posters.

-Robert Pattinson, explaining his magical, undead hair.

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