Edited by Lester Brathwaite
In this, the third installment of our week-long Gay Pride Gift Guide, we explore gift ideas for that hearty, braless pillar of the gay community, the Staunch Lesbian. With her relentless curmudgeonry, her bristling idealism and her sobering practicality, she’s about as much fun as a straight porno. But at the end of the day, girls – even girls who like girls* — just wanna have fun.
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
Coincidence? I think not. While religious nut-jobs continue to desperately hope for the end of the world, superstars of film, music and television gathered to celebrate something that actually matters. OOOOPRAAAAAAAAH!
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
That is, if she doesn’t already. Oprah “Our Lord and Savior” Winfrey will be debuting her new network, much too perfectly-titled, OWN (the Oprah Winfrey Network) on January 1st. After that, the countdown begins to global domination.
Edited by Zmaji Robinson
Oooo Beyonce, you so dif’rent and stuffz! Here’s Beyonkey Donkey(I mean that with the utmost obsessive desire) gracing the cover of Elle in what has to be the most gangsta promotions blitz since Comb-Over Trump bulldogged his way onto every morning show to rip Rosie O’Donnell a gaping new birthin’ shoot. I wonder if Grace Jones knows that Beyonce challenging her swag? Clearly this new dark chapter in B-style is leading up to the looks that Thierry Mugler will be designing for her tour. Now THAT, Indies, makes me so happy, I’m having a happy ending right now………………..and you’ve all be a part of it…………Now Put A Ring On It!
I’m personally enjoying her departure from her signature, wholesome, southern pageant girl sparkles………………….of course I’d suck her putrid toes after she’d finished the New York marathon in air tight shoes and no socks on………..don’t judge me!
Yawl know Beyonce gets me to sweatin’ like some Las Vegas hos at a Baptist Virginity Declaration ceremony.
- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO
Magazine Scans courtesy of beyonceworld.net
