Wish I had such a cool mom…According to Page Six, Demi gave Rumer a pole-dancing lesson at a party at the Chateau Marmont hotel. A partygoer said that the “Striptease” star “even spun around the pole upside down.” Then Rumer gave it a whirl as Ashton Kutcher, Jennifer Aniston and Leonardo DiCaprio cheered her on. “Everyone was cheering, and Leo gave Ashton a high-five.”

Rumor Willis wore this black Dior dress in January, while 90210’s Jessica Szohr was seen in it at the Met Gala in 2009.

Who do you think wore it the best?

The dress looks good on both of them, but I think it looks even better on Jessica Szohr. Her hair looks great with it & I really her bright nail polish too.

In a final act of desperation to stay on the air, 90210 has announced that Rumor Willis and Jessica Lowndes will be gettin’ down on a regular basis. Apparently the show isn’t doing this for press, and they are going to develop this into a full on relationship. I’m calling this now…BULLSHIT! You are doing this for press and press only. You pick an actress with a shit career and big last name, get her to go down on a halfway decent looking actress once a season, and you might actually get some viewers. Rumor Willis though? Poor choice, you could have at least gotten someone good looking. Well, at least there are no doubt as to who’s the man in this relationship

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And he wonders why the gays hate him.

Perez Hilton has decided to give up on ever being taken seriously in the fashion world by mixing three of the most dreaded fashion donts; cartoon characters, going pantless and fat.

I’m totally a hater and I know it, but I seriously wouldn’t mind it if Demi Moore lived up to her promise to beat this dude with Rumor’s giant forehead.

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The Good: Rachel Bilson

The Good: Paris Hilton

The Good: Nicole Richie

 Dolce & Gabbana had a little get together to celebrate the opening of their new flagship store in Los Angeles last night. The event was packed with stars, so of course we had to congratulate a few, and bash the others. The well dressed celebs this time, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton (miracle I know) and Rachel Bilson. Rachel Bilson was a no brainer, the blue sequined D&G blazer looked great, and I was impressed that she even knew to get one that was a bit longer too! This was a shocker for me as well, but Paris Hilton looked good last night (with the exception of her wonky eye and stupid facial expression). I liked the prins and cut of the dress, and she even spiced (or slutted) it up with some fish-nets. Nicole Richie looked cute as usual, now if she could only get rid of her d-bag boyfriend/husband or whatever. She rocked the high waisted look very well, and I am intrigued by her little eyeball bag.

The Bad: Lauren Conrad

The Bad: Rumor Willis

This weeks bads, Rumor Willis, her chin and Lauren Conrad. Lauren Conrad is just boring. She is completely monotoned, with no changes in fabric textures. On top of all of this she’s rocking the bow still? I thought we all agreed that we were more or less done with the bow, especially a very boring one. Rumor Willis wore a dress that I don’t think looks too bad, but then her face had to go and ruin it for everyone. I don’t necessarily think the hair color goes well with the dress pattern and her skin tone. She’s getting better though, 2009 is right around the corner.

The Ugly: Nicky Hilton

The Ugly: Ginnifer Goodwin

The Ugly: Zoe Saldana

This weeks uglies definitely aren’t the worst we have ever seen, but they are by no means good either. Nicky Hilton decided to show up in her night gown. The dress she wore lacked a chest, a silhouette and color. I guess this is what happens when you are living a life in the shadow of your whoring sister, get out there and suck some dick Nicky, then you can get yourself the good stuff! Ginnifer Goodwin still has me confused as to whether that is jewelry or a detail on her dress, either way if we could figure out a way to make that go away that would be awesome. And last but not least, Zoe Saldana showed up in the worlds smallest quilt that her grandmother made her. 

Thanks Fabulousness for the images

Well I guess for Bruce Willis the third time was the charm, because he has finally produced a child that has developed into a trendy, cute girl rather than a human that tests my gag reflex every time I look at it. Tallulah Belle Willis is quite the little up and comer, and has been seen more and more looking chic on red carpets alongside her pedophile mom Demi Moore. Look for Tallulah to start out shinning her shovel faced sister Rumor in the very near future!

Thanks Teen Vogue for the images

Rumor Willis:

When all else fails try to look like someone who doesn’t get made fun of on a regular basis. Rumor Willis has been ripping off our girl Selma Blair lately, and she has been doing a pretty good job. Unfortunately for Rumor, clothes can’t change her not so flattering bone structure. Whose team are you on Indies? Team Rumor or Team Selma?

Gracias Just Jared for the picture of Rumor!