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1. Drink – Yes it’s still technically the morning and yes I have been half in the bag since…Tuesday, but a girl has to keep warm somehow, despite what modern science has to say.

2. Board Games – Who’s ready for some wholesome family fun?! Yeah, me neither. But everything is more entertaining when it involves forced disrobing. Strip Monopoly anyone? I’m going to need something bigger than a thimble, though.

3. Golden Girls marathon – What better comfort in life is there than the crotchety banter of four grandmothers with impeccable comedic timing, seated around 3 sides of a kitchen table in their ostentatious robes, stuffing their faces with cheesecake and regaling each other with their sexual misadventures? Nothing — that’s what. If it’s not, for some ungoldy reason, on TV, there’s always the interwebs.

4. Drink – I saw Carrie Fisher‘s one-woman show on HBO, Wishful Drinking, and if I learned anything from it, it’s that booze only makes awful things fun. And that having Debbie Reynolds as a mother is a double edged sword; however, both edges are covered in insanity.

5. Sex - I’m vaguely familiar with the concept, but I hear it’s fun and a good way to pass the time. If you’re sans a sexual partner, you can always dry hump a body pillow. I’m also vaguely unfamiliar with the concept, but I hear if you turn off the lights, put on some Prince and think of handbags, it’s practically the same.

6. Drink – I’m already planning a Naomi Campbell-inspired cleanse to shed some of this booze bloat and holiday hangover weight. Who knew it was possible to gain 15 lbs over the course of one day?

7. Cannibalism – This is strictly for when, inevitably, the snow covers the entire east coast causing power to fail, the exhaustion of all food sources and the Four Horses of the Apocalypse to saddle up. But, if you can’t eat your loved ones who can you eat?

Russian Vogue

Photography:  Willy Vandeperre

Styling:  Oliver Rizzo

Model:  Miranda Kerr

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Hawaiian hottie Tori Praver is on the cover of the upcoming Russian Vogue.

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Matt Irwin took a shot at making Vicky’s girls even sexier than they already are. Shot for Russian Vogue, this spread features our favorite angels is some pretty hot looks. Bondage and leather get their fair share of attention in this pulse racing spread. Julia Stegner, Doutzen Kroes, and Angela Lindvall made the cut for this steamy little spread.

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I have fallen in love with Robbie ever since Iron Man, and if it’s possible, just fell a bit more in love after seeing this spread, in which he looks oh so jummy. So excited for Iron Man duo and Sherlock Holmes.

Victoria Beckham’s spread for the February 2009 issue of Russian Vogue has been released … unleashed? I don’t know when or how this happened, but this chick is starting to grow on me.

It’s interesting how obstructed her face is in most of the shots.  Fat chance an American publication would leave you guessing about who you’re looking at.

GALLERY: Victoria Beckham for Russian Vogue.

Russian Vogue has released the cover image of Victoria Beckham for their February 2009 issue.

Interesting shot since you can barely see her face!

Beckham wears a hat from the Loewe Spring 2009 collection.