Every morning, before her school bus would arrive, Lil Sammy would put on her big, big helmet to protect her big, big brain. She’d then board her four-seater bus and take off to school for a full day of learning the ABC and how not to be a mouth breather.

The kid from A Christmas Story was found leaving a Wal Mart in Williamsburg with this in his hand last week. So hipster!

I seem to have found my other obsession in life, and it seems that all my ranting and raving over laser backgrounds was finally picked up and turned into a blog appropriately named Lasers!. We all know how hipsters love their 80′s and 90′s retro, well they haven’t picked up on this one yet! Lasers can make anything cool. Take for example laser pointers, laser tag and best of all laser light shows. Check out some of the awesome displays of lasers below and on the Lasers! blog and jump on the trend now!

The photographer made him hold his smile so long he developed epilepsy.

Even Uncle Joey from Full House chose the laser background when he got his portrait taken.

Aww Sam Ronson with a side ponytail and a laser background. No wonder she grew up to be a lesbian.

We have already told you about matching dogs and matching converse as a way to tell your special someone that you love them, but now it seems Louis Vuitton is the way to go. Lindsgay Lohan and Sam Ronson sport matching Louis bags as they embark on a trip, most likely to Vegas to get married.

Thank You Popcrunch

Bazaar has recreated Wes Anderson’s finest movies, The Royal Tenenbaums, about a dysfunctional family. Ironically, the shoot was recreated with one of NYC’s ‘cool’ families: the Ronsons.

The twin sisters, Samantha, of Lindsay Lohan fame, and Charlotte, of fashion designer fame, and DJ brother, Mark, have dry wit down pat. From Samantha’s fur and Hermes, Mark’s Adidas track suit and Charlotte’s tennis-esque garb, they nailed the wardrobe. But the Tenenbaum’s had attitude, and I have to say, so do the Ronsons.

Thanks FabSugar for pointing this out.