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Oh Cardinal Francis George, you narrow-minded man of god, you. A few days ago Cardinal George took to that bastion of journalistic integrity, Fox News, to express his concern over a gay pride parade in Chicago, fearing that those feather-boa-wearing, man-thong-loving queens could “morph into something like the Ku Klux Klan, demonstrating in the streets against Catholicism.”
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Lindsay Lohan was spotted last night partying with ex, Samantha Ronson, until the wee hours of the morning. Lindsay defended the night’s activities in a matter-of-fact Tweet. The question – did Lindsay drink??
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Apparently the American Music Awards were last night. I was too busy to remember that was a real awards show and even if I wasn’t, seriously, the AMAs? But I did see this tragedy.
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Someone get this girl a cold shower. Christina Aguilera is said to have been in a threesome with Lohan ex, Samantha Ronson. Now that she’s dropped ye olde ball and chain, Xtina’s dropping her panties, too. And that’s assuming she’s wearing any in the first place.
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Alternative fashion star and DJ Samantha Ronson, who was in an on again / off again relationship with Lindsay Lohan for 16 months, has defended Lohan against some scathing remarks made by Joan Rivers. Rivers, 77, made light of Lohan’s upcoming jail sentence for violating probation in a 2007 arrest, commenting, “I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.”
Rivers also made other remarks about Lohan’s troubled life, leading Ronson to respond on Twitter, “Hey Joan Rivers – you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can’t hear.”
Credited as the person who brought back the fedora and made it a celebrity fashion trend, Ronson is considered a muse for fashion designers like sister Charlotte Ronson, particularly in her line for Urban Outfitters.
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TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is wanted for questioning by Scotland Yard. The actress self tanning spokesperson apparently took off with $500,000 worth of jewels from an Elle UK shoot. Considering this isn’t her first offense (she also swiped an $11,000 fur coat from a Columbia student and swiped goodies from Shia LaBeouf’s ex-girlfriends) it would seem that now would be as good a time as any to send the actress into the slammer, seriously. Cause how much better would that MTV/Samantha Ronson reality show be if Sammy had to visit her babymomma in the big house? I’d go with 500,ooo times better. Please arrest this bitch.
SOURCE: Lohan Investigated In Jewel Theft [TMZ]
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Really? Wayfayers? Are You Stuck In Last Years Ville or What?
Screaming Tokyians went running down the streets when they heard the star of such international hits as “I Know Who Killed Me” and “Live from Samantha Ronson’s Cooch” was setting down on their fair city to announce the launching of a handbag she designed with future sister in law Charlotte Ronson.
The hotter twin from The Parent Trap also attended Charlotte’s first Japanese runway show and enjoyed a break from all the L.A. paparazzi. Wait, Lindsay’s not important enough to stalk when she’s abroad? Bitch, you better get back onto some hard drugs and drinking, maybe a public flashing of pubic or something cause your movies have blown since Mean Girls, your handbag looks like something you vomited up by a failed Project Runway contestant and Samantha isn’t exactly a dick magnet for all the cameramen.
The Lohsters bag is “a slouchy canvas satchel with leather pockets and studded charms” and it’s only being sold at Charlotte Ronson stores in Japan. Lindsay Lohan’s second foray into fashion won’t be her last. She’s been talking with Italy’s Fornarina about developing a full collection, since starring in the brand’s latest ad campaign. So you here that indies, Lindsay wants to dress you up. You’ve been warned.
Thanks to WWD for reporting on Lindsay Lohan when no one else would.
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Samantha Ronson is not only getting Lindsay Lohan’s life back on track, she’s also getting her style back on track. The ‘couple’ was seen leaving the Roxy Friday night in matching leather leggings (from Lilo’s own collection?) The coordinated couple differentiated themselves with their t-shirt choice. L.L. in a gauzy number with her black bra pepping out and SamRon in an old school Guns and Roses tee.
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Let’s file this one under idiotic concepts to market.
Waldo, that random dude with the striped shirts and blue pants turned 21 this year, and to celebrate, the constantly misplaced one decided to attend a couple of fashion shows. I’m guessing they’re trying to make Waldo seem cool and hip cause he partied with walking venereal disease Lindsay Lohan and her shim “friend”.
While it’s great that Waldo is finally trying to fit in, it’s weird that for his relaunch he didn’t get a new look. The red and the blues need to go and those nerd glasses are officially over. Plus, why are they trying to market this dude to the fashion set?
If you really wanted to bring him back from the 80s, he really needed an updated look and possibly a blockbuster movie attached. I see Waldo as a Swiss spy who uses a special transporter to enter various periods in time in which he must collect secrets and remain incognito amongst crowds of thousands. Then at various periods of the movie you’d scan back and have the audience attempt to find Waldo. Oh, joy. That would be a movie I’d consider adding to my Netflix cue.
