The gays don’t really demonstrate against Catholicism so much as, you know, live, thus flying in the face of people like Uncle Fester from the Addams Family Cardinal George who see the mere existence of homoexuality as an affront to their very beliefs. So, yeah, some gay abominations death-dropping to Gaga and Beyoncé in the streets could easily turn into a cross-burning, horse-riding, good ole-fashioned lynching.

But with a twist.

Imagine, if you will, the GayGayGay: instead of burning crosses, they’d probably just burn Paris in a series of balls where they vogue the shame out of some priests, and eschewing those staid white robes, they’d instead opt for a bold print from the spring 2012 runway. Demonstrations would be DJ’d by Samantha Ronson, there’d be a disco ball somewhere/everywhere. Maybe Cardy George is onto something…pardon me while I put in a call to the Velvet Mafia. [The Advocate]

Lindsay offered the following Tweet: “The reports i was at teddys are inaccurate…I was just at roosevelt to meet Samantha and say happy birthday to a friend. i take my sobriety seriously. please dont believe this accusations. i know the rules and i wouldnt risk probation. xoxo L”

Holy Santa Claus! Could Lindsay be serious about her probation this time?

Link Love: PH

Christina Aguilera‘s had a hard year. Her album flopped. Her marriage flopped. She flopped Samantha Ronson. And then she sweated her way through a so-so performance of “Burlesque” in what one can only hope is a padded suit.

Sad.

But Christina is a diva. And every diva, to earn her diva stripes, has to hit rock bottom before she can rise from the ashes. It’s the rules. So will Burlesque be the bottom or the firey phoenix of a comeback?

Only time can tell. Luckily, Xtina’s got a Cher up her rapidly expanding sleeve. And Cher can turn back time.

What is it about Sam Ronson? Is she like the training wheels for young lezzy Hollywood?

Or is Aguilera just a lady-loving lady who uses her hypersexy image to get away with her sapphic seductions?

And lastly, who else thinks the third person in this alleged menage a trois was Cher?

Alternative fashion star and DJ Samantha Ronson, who was in an on again / off again relationship with Lindsay Lohan for 16 months, has defended Lohan against some scathing remarks made by Joan Rivers. Rivers, 77, made light of Lohan’s upcoming jail sentence for violating probation in a 2007 arrest, commenting, “I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.”

Rivers also made other remarks about Lohan’s troubled life, leading Ronson to respond on Twitter, “Hey Joan Rivers – you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can’t hear.”

Credited as the person who brought back the fedora and made it a celebrity fashion trend, Ronson is considered a muse for fashion designers like sister Charlotte Ronson, particularly in her line for Urban Outfitters.

LINK LOVE:Samantha Ronson Defends Lindsay from Joan Rivers Attack

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TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is wanted for questioning by Scotland Yard. The actress self tanning spokesperson apparently took off with $500,000 worth of jewels from an Elle UK shoot. Considering this isn’t her first offense (she also swiped an $11,000 fur coat from a Columbia student and swiped goodies from Shia LaBeouf’s ex-girlfriends) it would seem that now would be as good a time as any to send the actress into the slammer, seriously. Cause how much better would that MTV/Samantha Ronson reality show be if Sammy had to visit her babymomma in the big house? I’d go with 500,ooo times better. Please arrest this bitch.

SOURCE: Lohan Investigated In Jewel Theft [TMZ]

Really? Wayfayers? Are You Stuck In Last Years Ville or What?

Screaming Tokyians went running down the streets when they heard the star of such international hits as “I Know Who Killed Me” and “Live from Samantha Ronson’s Cooch” was setting down on their fair city to announce the launching of a handbag she designed with future sister in law Charlotte Ronson.

The hotter twin from The Parent Trap also attended Charlotte’s first Japanese runway show and enjoyed a break from all the L.A. paparazzi. Wait, Lindsay’s not important enough to stalk when she’s abroad?  Bitch, you better get back onto some hard drugs and drinking, maybe a public flashing of pubic or something cause your movies have blown since Mean Girls, your handbag looks like something you vomited up by a failed Project Runway contestant and Samantha isn’t exactly a dick magnet for all the cameramen.

The Lohsters bag is “a slouchy canvas satchel with leather pockets and studded charms” and it’s only being sold at Charlotte Ronson stores in Japan. Lindsay Lohan’s second foray into fashion won’t be her last. She’s been talking with Italy’s Fornarina about developing a full collection, since starring in the brand’s latest ad campaign. So you here that indies, Lindsay wants to dress you up. You’ve been warned.

Thanks to WWD for reporting on Lindsay Lohan when no one else would.

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Let’s file this one under idiotic concepts to market.

Waldo, that random dude with the striped shirts and blue pants turned 21 this year, and to celebrate, the constantly misplaced one decided to attend a couple of fashion shows. I’m guessing they’re trying to make Waldo seem cool and hip cause he partied with walking venereal disease Lindsay Lohan and her shim “friend”.

While it’s great that Waldo is finally trying to fit in, it’s weird that for his relaunch he didn’t get a new look. The red and the blues need to go and those nerd glasses are officially over. Plus, why are they trying to market this dude to the fashion set?

If you really wanted to bring him back from the 80s, he really needed an updated look and possibly a blockbuster movie attached. I see Waldo as a Swiss spy who uses a special transporter to enter various periods in time in which he must collect secrets and remain incognito amongst crowds of thousands. Then at various periods of the movie you’d scan back and have the audience attempt to find Waldo. Oh, joy. That would be a movie I’d consider adding to my Netflix cue.

As expected Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson showed up to support Ronson’s sister Charlotte present her S/S 09 collection. The happy ‘couple’ (?) giggled and held hands through the presentation. Enjoy!

I must say Lilo’s boobs looks fab!

2/3 of the Ronsons

Lindsay wasn’t always uncontrollable when it came to her actions. She started off the same as Blake!

They’re practically wearing the same outfit!

When it comes to young Hollywood, no one person remains the center of attention for too long before another comes to steal the show and revel in the limelight. Lindsay Lohan is certainly not new to paparazzi snapshots or bad rumors, but then again, neither is Blake Lively. Lately it seems as though Ms. Lively is in fact the new Lindsay Lohan. Though Blake hasn’t been on the heels of a scandal nearly as bad as Lindsay has the stars are nearly interchangable. Let’s not forget, Lindsay wasn’t always a victim of her wild antics. Where has Lindsay even been lately? Recently, the only things we hear about Ms. Lohan are rumors pertaining to her and Samantha Ronson and we think it has to do with the fact that Blake’s stealing the spotlight (and rightfully so)! Blake hasn’t exactly been dancing on tables or bearing all for her fans to see, but then again, it hasn’t been too long since our leading lady first stole the spotlight. Who knows if her future antics will spiral into the next scandal waiting to happen? We can completely see another Sam Ronson situation on our hands when Penn and Blake call it quits.

]]> http://fashionindie.com/wait-is-that-blake-or-lindsay/feed/ 1 http://fashionindie.com/fashion-indies-top-25-best-dressed-indies/ http://fashionindie.com/fashion-indies-top-25-best-dressed-indies/#comments Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:52:41 +0000 Marissa Moshell, Student http://fashionindie.com/?p=8441 Vanity Fair released their list. Here is ours!

Top 25 best dressed:

Tavi, the 12- year-old blogger, always takes a dose of fashion daily. Starting at young age, it’s clear fashion is in her roots. Embracing her style, the blogger takes a picture daily for all to see her stardom.

Walking off the Gossip Girl set Blake Lively never steps out of her fashion forward character. The actress is always looking trendy and perfectly put together.

Camilla Belle never fails to strut her success with the perfect outfit. Camilla always accessorizes perfectly for her unique outfits.

Taking after her mother, Lourdes Leon never fails to make a statement. It’s clear Lourdes is just one step away from becoming the daring icon, who’s footsteps she follows.

Zoe Kravitz never fails to impress us with her fashion choices. She’s a gal who certainly knows how to accessorize while choosing bright colors to make a statement.

Demi Lovato emerges into fame the right way with fashion at the forefront. Demi always looks dressed to impress with the latest trends, while bringing her personal style to the table.

Katy Perry’s fame hit us from the blindspot, but we’re not complaining. We like a girl who isn’t afraid of expression; Katy’s always been a girl who speaks, or sings, her mind; her fashion choices reflect this as well.

Joe Jonas takes no backseat to fashion. The trendsetter is always looking on his game in ties, jackets, and our favorite hats!

Our man Kingston Stefani always has his fashion cap on. Kingston doesn’t need Gwen! He’s been a trendsetter since day one.

Suri Cruise, the emergin fashionista herself, is always looking ready to strut in her adorable dresses and skirts. I don’t think this gal has ever repeated an outfit!

Bijou Phillips doesn’t just look style ready in her ad campaigns. The supermodel’s always in character with elegant skirts, coats, and our favorite chic dresses.

Emergin teen actress Selena Gomez hits the scene with the perfectly trendy outfits. We love that this girl knows how to dress her age while still keeping her unique sense of style in mind.

Emma Watson has shed her Harry Potter gettup nowadays and she’s ready to hit the streets as an icon for current fashions. We think she’s doing a good job! Keep the cute dresses coming.

Though Mary-Kate Olsen is often judged for her “out-there” fashion choices, we like that she knows how to make an entrance. She’s not afraid of her style and she certainly knows how to put together an outfit.

Jessica Szohr may look simple, but she always looks trendy. The actress is always camera ready with her fashion foot forward.

Taking after his father, Jaden Smith never fails to impress. When the 10-year-old enters a room all eyes are on him because he’s the trendsetter.

Known for being self-induldged and overly confident teen on Gossip Girl, Ed Westwick has style with a voice. Talks of Ed’s own clothing line are emerging, and if it features his own style, we can’t wait!

15-year-old Taylor Momsen has stepped into the limelight lately, and she’s done so with the right idea. Known as “Jennie” on Gossip Girl, Taylor’s always looking fabulous in the perfect variety of dresses that never ends.

Starring in Weeds, Hunter Parrish doesn’t ever forget where the cameras are. Hunter’s always looking great in suits, jackets, and colors that work wonders.

Coming close to the release of her new movie, Alexis Bledel is looking better than ever! The actress has been seen in a vartiety of elegant dresses looking red-carpet ready constantly.

Being Leo Dicaprio’s girlfriend certainly has its perks. Now, not only does the supermodel have the camera on her during shoots, she has the camera on her nearly all the time. Bar Rafaeli keeps her style alive as she pursues a unique spin on popular trends that always turns out on a positive note.

Becki Newton certainly knows how to accessorize. The actress loves her dresses and numerous styles of shoes, which she brings to the red carpet in confidence.

Keira Knightley knows what it’s like to be famous on two fronts. Keira’s not only known for her acting talents, but she’s a fashionista in her own right. Keira loves her elaborate dresses, and so do we! She’s always in iconic character.

Designer’s daughter on Gossip Girl, Leighton Meester certainly follows up her character’s fashion choices in real life. Leighton always picks the right ensemble.  Whether its pencil skirts with heels or chic dresses with the perfect handbag, Leighton never fails to impress

Top 15 Worst Dressed:

“Do, Do You Got A First Aid Kit,” for her face! This Danity Kane singer is always wearing to much makeup and not enough clothes. Aubrey O’Day used to look good, but she has really been a tranny mess of late.

Amy Winehouse used to be such a cute innocent girl from England. She used to dress well, and fairly conservative too. Now she is a cracked out drug and alcohol abuser who spends more time “powdering her nose” than getting dressed (if she event puts clothes on).

She started out as a “Heroine Chic” hipster forerunner. Now Cory Kennedy is just a heroine user who just blends in with all the Williamsburg hipsters. She has become surprisingly unoriginal, and could seriously use a shower.

I can’t stand the fact that Rihanna is tricking the impressionable minds of the American youth that leather leggings are fashionable. We give her props for trying to support smaller indie designers, but when you look like that you’re almost giving them a bad rep. Let us not forget that week span where she was photographed wearing the same outfit everyday.

What did we really expect from the offspring of a professional wrestler and 2008′s cougar of the year. I think it is safe to say Brooke Hogan doesn’t know best.

Kim Kardashian has really lived up to her sex tape making reputation by continuing her slutty appearance off camera. You know your dad always says how you may give the wrong impression to guys with the way you dress? Well this is what he was talking about.

There is someting ironic about dressing like a tough rocker and then proceeding to threaten transexuals like Trace Cyrus does. If you were ever confused on what an “emo” kid looks like, well here is your answer. I personally have never had problems with tattoos, but facial piercings are a totally different story.

I thought we were over the guy liner and flat ironing our hair phase, but Pete Wentz just won’t let it go. Not that I don’t occasionally enjoy wearing a comfortable hooded sweatshirt. But when thats all you wear and you always have the hood up, it gets old fast. Lucky for him his wife isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, or she might force him to change his look for once.

Is it bad that “Little Miss Sunshine” makes me want to puke every time I see her? Yes, she may be twelve but regardless Abigail Breslin dresses like crap. We live in a decade where twelve year old girls are supposed to look eighteen, and well it’s no fun when you actually look twelve. Can someone say stylist?

When you are following in the footsteps of Cory Kennedy (who is already on this list), what did you expect? You are a wannbe hipster who spends your C-list celebrity paycheck on coke and alcohol. Oh and the OC wasn’t even that good! Guess this is what happens when you have to go back to shopping at Urban Outfitters because your career is over.

This Canadian punk wannabe, Avril Lavigne, should be deported immediately. The pink, black and white color scheme was done years ago, right along with pink streaks in your hair. You tour is doing terrible and so is your stylist.

Sam looks decent for a guy, but still not even that good. We are over the whole fedora and high top sneakers everyday. I would pay to see her in a dress, but I guess one of them had to be the man of the relationship, and it seems like Lindsay wouldn’t give in.

Since her boy toy Spencer came out and said how he gets paid to go places and gets all this free stuff, we can’t help but think that the disgusting clothes Heidi wears were free. Heidi is exactly what fashion shouldn’t be. Her style is terrible and as fake as her chest…and nose…and hair color…and reality show!

Well Tila Tequila does dress right for the job of being the biggest MySpace whore of all time. She is the only one with bad enough style that both guys and girls don’t want to date her.

This self proclaimed “trendsetter” couldn’t be any further from that in my eyes. When you show up to red carpet events in graduation gowns and turbans claiming to be fashionable you know you have a problem. You know you aren’t looking so good when every other poorly dressed person on this list is complimenting you, and every one on the best dressed list is laughing at you from a distance. I will say his best accessory is his little “mushroom cut” rocking friend Anna Wintour, but only because it dumbs down his awfulness. Fashion should be different and outlandish at the time, but practical at the same time. Andre doesn’t have that.

*Commentary on our worst dressed is courtesy of Corey Moran.. so hate him!

Well I think it is safe to say Lindsgay Lohan has become a little too comfortable with her lesbo lover Sam Ronson. The last time I saw someone dressed like this was my great grandmother at the Fourth of July parade. She looks like the lesbo version of Captain America. What’s up with her orthapedic shoes too? She looks like she came straight out of the nursing home. Please Indies take notes because if I ever see one of you on the street dressed like this, I will be forced to slap you. And that splatter on the window behind her is clearly someone throwing a milkshake at her for looking like a complete douche. Lindsay you have millions of dollars, and even if you don’t anymore, atleast try to dress like you do!

Samantha Ronson (Who should definately be on the next season of Tila Tequila) recently bought Lindsgay Lohan a $22,000 Cartier ring for her 22nd birth day. I wonder if the price had anything to do with age or if that was just irony at its finest? Regardless, $22,000 is not worth having to wake up next to that drowned out zombie face everyday. 

Well for once Lindsay looks pretty good, but Samantha Ronson looks like she might go on a killing rampage. Why you ask? Because she is so unfamous that people thought she was Lindsay’s personal driver with that outfit on. Now that I think about it Lindsay is just living her Mean Girls life. She becomes friends with the lesbian because all the popular girls make fun of her (former friend Paris Hilton). In good taste though I will wish Lindsay a happy birthday and hopefully she’ll give Casper on her right a little action to take that ugly look off her face.

(we can be friends but not this type)

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Lindsay Lohan is back to banging back up dancers and coke dealers. Samantha and Lindsay had a massive fight in public and Lindsay was spotted moving her shit out of Sam’s apartment.

Guess this explains her recent constipated photoshoot.

“Lindsay just feels safe with her, I just feel like they have a very loyal and trustworthy relationship, which is really hard to come across in the world that Lindsay’s in. It’s a trust thing.”

It’s funny that Cory talks about “the world that Lindsay is in.” Isn’t Cory in the same world? Maybe not in the same league considering Lindsay’s made movies, but she’s just as much a talked about young useless dirty ‘celebrity.’

Funny comment (with which I completely agree) I found about Cory Kennedy’s celeb status:

“I’m sorry, but a fifteen year old all over the Los Angeles party scene doesn’t jive with me. Plus, she looks beat up seven times since sunday. The lining in her nose is probably worn out and most likely has so many holes in her brain that I am sure it would make a better strainer of information than a retainer of information.

I can’t deny her above average sense of style, which now Lindsay Lohan has ripped, after her being showcased repeatedly by the Cobra Snake. Furthermore, this Cobra Snake (a la, Mark Hunter) is really starting to get vomit worthy as he is being followed by such rehabholics like Lindsay, Paris, those Madden boys, etc. Next thing you know he is going to have photos of Britney Spears screaming nether lips on his site. He needs to take a shower and probably start brushing his teeth more. I find him and this culture to be increasingly unappealing as now everyone is a part of it and it isn’t the cool scene -it’s the mainstream. Like Williamsburg was three years ago and is beyond dead, so is the Cobra Snake.”