Oh MIA, Why? Why oh why oh why do you make it so easy to bash you?

We get that any day now you will be nursing your fetal hipster offspring, spewing milk from your Sri Lankan utters, while talking bout that time you considered to call it quits to focus on fashion. But did you really need to offer the world a fee pass to your peek show?!?

Please, strongly reconsider reentering retirement (or at least maternity leave).  I love paper planes and all, but Rey Rey and Santagold can take it from here.